I DON'T own any DBZ or GT character! I just like to put them in awkward situations!
"WOULD YOU STUPID DOCTORS HURRY UP AND GET THIS KID OUT OF ME!!!!!" The woman screamed.
They'd been in that hospital room for twenty-three hours.
"Mam just calm down and concentrate on your breathing" the nurse soothed. "Now if you're not the father
get out." She ushered the three soon to be grandparents out of the room.
Gohan let out a heavy sigh as Goku,Chi-Chi and Mr. Satan left the room.
In the waiting room
"I need a coffee." Mr. Satan declared. "We've been waiting out here for too long."
"Yeah." Goku agreed "I know what you mean. Why does this have to take so long?"
Chi-chi smacked the both of them upside the head.
"How can you two be so ignorant?" Chi-chi lectured. "Videl is in there trying to have that
baby and all you have to say is NOW!!!!!!!"
"Ahem" a voice sounded behind them.
The three turn to see a wide-eyed Gohan.
"So?" Goku asked impatiently
Gohan gave them his goofy Son smile. "It's a girl"
The next Day
"Oh she's just darling!" Bulma squealed while tossing Bra to Vegeta, causing the baby
in Videl's arms to cry.
"Don't worry, son" Vegeta whispered to a confused Trunks. "All Women act like this
when they see a baby."
Bulma glared at him, but only momentarily.
"So what's her name?" Bulma asked
"Pan-Chan." Videl answered trying to calm her crying baby
Trunks walked up to Videl's bed. "An I touch her, Videl-san?" he asked in awe of the little human.
She smiled at him. "Sure, Trunks."
Trunks smiled back at her. "Thank you." He touched the baby's hand, almost startled on how soft
it's skin was. He was even more startled when the baby grabbed his finger, stopped crying and started
to giggle.
"Wow, Trunks!" Goten exclaimed. "She likes you better them me, when I touched her hand she tried to
bite my hand off!"
"Maybe it's because Trunks-kun is handsomer than you." A little girl said.
The group turned to the door to see that Krillin, 18 and Marron had arrived.
Trunks blushed and ran to his sister who was annoyingly pulling at Vegeta's hair.
"Trunks." Bulma said "Why don't you and Goten take Bra and Marron to the waiting room and play with the toys."
"O.K, mom." Trunks said grabbing his best friend and the two younger girls.
The adults watched their kids leave.
"They grow up so fast." Bulma sighed.
The Waiting Room
"OWIE!" Marron screamed. "Trunks, Bra threw a block at me!"
"Bra," Trunks asked "Why did you do that?"
Bra looked up at him in tears.
"M-m-m-Marron said *sniff* th-th-that you wa-wa-wanted Pan to be *hiccup* your sis-sis-sis-sister now and y-y-y-you
didn't like me any-any more."
Trunks rolled his eyes.. "Marron that was mean!" she bowed her head in guilt "Now play like good kids."
Trunks and Goten watched Marron and Bra playing, secretly wanting to play too, but they were eight years old, big kids.
Big kids never played with toys.
"Hey Goten?" Trunks asked.
"What?" Goten asked back.
"Does it fell funny to be an uncle?"
Goten tried to think, but all he could think of was food.
"Not really I still feel the same." He paused. "you don't have any candy in your pockets do you?" He asked hopefully.
"No" Trunks answered. "My mom says it'll get me fat"
"Oh No! That means I'm going to grow up to look like Yagerobi!"
Trunks started laughing at Goten, who was a little worried.
"Bra, Trunks." Bulma called to her children "It's time to go home."
Trunks and Bra bid farewell to their friends and left with their parents.
Leaving the Hospital
"Vegeta," Bulma whined, while watching the snow fall. "How did you convince me to fly here instead of drive?"
Vegeta snorted. "I said that if candy will make you fat, so will driving in a car." He then picked up his wife and his daughter.
Together, Trunks and Vegeta lifted off the ground and headed to their home. Then the question of horror came from Trunks' mouth.
"Mom?" He asked "Dad."
"Yes, son" they said in unison
Trunks started to blush slightly. "Um...uh....where.......uh....Where do babies come from?"
Back in the Waiting Room
"Marron." Krillin called. "It's time to go home."
Marron ran to her parents and left.
"You too, Goten." Chi-Chi said looking at her son, who she could tell was hungry.
So every on had left.
Leaving the Hospital
Goku called flying nimbus and the three were merrily on their way home.
"Why does Pan-Chan like Trunks better than me?" Goten asked out of the blue.
Chi-Chi and Goku looked at each other, neither knowing what to say to their son.
"I suppose she thought he was weaker than you, and didn't want to hurt him."
Goku supplied, knowing Goten liked to think he was stronger than Trunks.
"Ok........" Goten paused "When she learns to talk, will she call me Uncle Goten?"
"If you want her to son."
OK. I have only two questions left!" Goten declared
Goku looked at him and shook his head "always asking questions" he said to himself.
"First one. When can we eat? I'm starved!"
"When we get home I'll whip up a monster of a meal for you" Chi-Chi answered
"Alright!" Goten shouted. 'And now the last one. Where do Babies come from?"
Call For Help
With Trunks finally asleep Vegeta continued his pacing in the kitchen. For once he needed help, or admitted it anyways. So he picked up the phone and dialed. "Who would have thought" he said to himself. "Me, the prince of Saijins asking Kakarott for help"
*ring*........*ring*......"Hello, Son residence, Chi-Chi speaking"
"Put your husband on the phone." Vegeta told her in his arrogant way.
"One Minute. Goku, darling the phone's for you."
"Hello?" Goku had finally picked up.
"Kakarott." Vegeta stammered. "I know I'm going to regret this but I need your help."
"Actually," Goku also stammered. "I need your help too."
"Ah excellent!" Vegeta said triumphantly. "Now I won't be in your debt. I have a problem with my son. He asked about.....uh....the 'birds and the bees' as you call it. I don't know how o tell him so. How do I tell him?"
"Ha, isn't that funny!" Goku laughed.
"What's so damn funny about it?!?!?"
"My son asked me the same thin today." Goku said. "That's what I also needed help with."
There was a slight pause.
"Well?" Vegeta asked Impatiently. "What are we suppose to do?"
All Goku could say was "Your guess is as good as mine."
After the Phone Call at Goku's House
"I wonder what he's thinking about." chi-chi said to her self. "He's been sitting there for hours. I wonder who was on the phone"
"Chi-Chi" Goku called "Can you come here please."
Hearing the seriousness in his voice she came immediately.
"What's wrong Goku?" She asked.
"Do you think we should send Goten and Trunks to see Gohan? About sex I mean."
"Trunks?!? Why Trunks too?" She asked in shock.
"The phone." Goku started. "It was Vegeta. Apparently Trunks asked him the very same question today."
"Well, that's odd." Chi-chi exclaimed. "Maybe, you and Vegeta can tell them with Gohan. I don't think you should put all of the weight on Gohan's shoulders."
Goku nodded.
"But I think Gohan could help, he's their training master and he's a brand new daddy so it would help."
"thanks Chi-Chi." Goku said while hugging his wife. He remembered how Gohan found out. Oh boy this is not going to be easy.
Chi-chi stood up. "Well Goku, its after one o'clock in the morning, so I think we should get some sleep. Talk to Gohan and Vegeta in the morning."
"Alright."
After the Phone Call at Vegeta's House
Vegeta and Bulma had been staring at the ceiling for hours, both of them tired but, the couldn't seep at all.
"Vegeta?" Bulma called out quietly. "What are we going to do?"
"I don't know." He replied, then continued to stare at the ceiling.
"Who did you call earlier" She asked out of the blue.
"Kakarott." He answered. He isn't afraid to tell her that he needed Goku's help anymore. "It's funny, Kakarott's brat asked him the same thing today."
Bulma pondered this information. "Maybe you two can help each other out. It would help the both of you."
"I'll call him in the morning." He leaned over and kissed his wife good night
Hospital Cafeteria
Gohan was sitting down drinking his hot cappachino, when hid father and Vegeta joined him.
"Oh, hi dad, Vegeta. What was it you wanted to talk to me about?" Gohan asked. All he could recall from their conversation on the phone was that it sounded urgent.
"Well son." Goku began. "We're both in a stump."
"O.K, just tell me."
"Goten and Trunks, they asked us the hardest question for a parent to answer."
"Being?" Gohan urged him to continue
""They asked us about sex." Vegeta said flatly.
"Oh!" Gohan was shocked.
"Well, we were hoping you would help us tell them." Goku grinned hopefully.
"How can I say no." Gohan said to himself. He had just became a father and wasn't' looking forward to telling his own daughter someday. He sighed. "Alright. I'll help."
A Week Later in Chi-Chi's Kitchen
"What's taking them so long?" Bulma whined.
"Well." Videl started. "Gohan will turn as red as a tomato, Goku will find some way of avoiding questions and Vegeta will stand in the corner with his arms crossed."
"That is too true." Chi-chi said, attempting to feed Pan who was refusing her bottle.
They had been sitting at the table since nine in the morning, it was now three in the afternoon. The sat, sipped tea, watched bra and Pan. Bra was completely jealous of Pan, because of Marron had told Bra that Trunks wanted to trade her for Pan.
Videl started to watch the clock tick away. Tick-Tock-Tick. She was so bored. She wished Gohan would come home soon.
"You know what Bulma." Videl said. "One day It'll be me and you telling Bra and Pan about sex."
"Don't remind me." Bulma said back.
Just at that moment Gohan, Vegeta, Goku, Trunks and Goten entered the house. The three men sat at the tables while the boys went to play Nintendo.
The women stared at their husbands for while waiting for someone to speak.
"DADDY!" Bra broke the awkward silence by mugging her father.
The others let out an enormous sigh as they watched Vegeta try to pry his daughter off.
"O.K bra. You can get off your father now." Bulma told her daughter.
"Fine!" Bra said. But before she left she gave Vegeta a big kiss on his cheek.
"So how did it go?" Chi-Chi asked while giving Gohan both Pan and the bottle.
Well, Chi-Chi." Goku said. "It went pretty good. Comparing it to when we told Gohan."
"Chi-chi wiped her forehead. "Good!" she turned to Gohan. "You wouldn't look at your father and I for a month after you found out."
Gohan blushed, Videl laughed at him.
He always blushed when talking about sex in front of his parents.
"well, at least it's over with." Vegeta said.
"MOM!" Goten yelled from the living room.
"yes, Honey?" Chi-Chi called back.
"What's for supper?"
"I don't know." she thought fast. "How about we order a pizza?"
Alright!" Goten shouted out in pure hungriness.
The End of Chapter One
"WOULD YOU STUPID DOCTORS HURRY UP AND GET THIS KID OUT OF ME!!!!!" The woman screamed.
They'd been in that hospital room for twenty-three hours.
"Mam just calm down and concentrate on your breathing" the nurse soothed. "Now if you're not the father
get out." She ushered the three soon to be grandparents out of the room.
Gohan let out a heavy sigh as Goku,Chi-Chi and Mr. Satan left the room.
In the waiting room
"I need a coffee." Mr. Satan declared. "We've been waiting out here for too long."
"Yeah." Goku agreed "I know what you mean. Why does this have to take so long?"
Chi-chi smacked the both of them upside the head.
"How can you two be so ignorant?" Chi-chi lectured. "Videl is in there trying to have that
baby and all you have to say is NOW!!!!!!!"
"Ahem" a voice sounded behind them.
The three turn to see a wide-eyed Gohan.
"So?" Goku asked impatiently
Gohan gave them his goofy Son smile. "It's a girl"
The next Day
"Oh she's just darling!" Bulma squealed while tossing Bra to Vegeta, causing the baby
in Videl's arms to cry.
"Don't worry, son" Vegeta whispered to a confused Trunks. "All Women act like this
when they see a baby."
Bulma glared at him, but only momentarily.
"So what's her name?" Bulma asked
"Pan-Chan." Videl answered trying to calm her crying baby
Trunks walked up to Videl's bed. "An I touch her, Videl-san?" he asked in awe of the little human.
She smiled at him. "Sure, Trunks."
Trunks smiled back at her. "Thank you." He touched the baby's hand, almost startled on how soft
it's skin was. He was even more startled when the baby grabbed his finger, stopped crying and started
to giggle.
"Wow, Trunks!" Goten exclaimed. "She likes you better them me, when I touched her hand she tried to
bite my hand off!"
"Maybe it's because Trunks-kun is handsomer than you." A little girl said.
The group turned to the door to see that Krillin, 18 and Marron had arrived.
Trunks blushed and ran to his sister who was annoyingly pulling at Vegeta's hair.
"Trunks." Bulma said "Why don't you and Goten take Bra and Marron to the waiting room and play with the toys."
"O.K, mom." Trunks said grabbing his best friend and the two younger girls.
The adults watched their kids leave.
"They grow up so fast." Bulma sighed.
The Waiting Room
"OWIE!" Marron screamed. "Trunks, Bra threw a block at me!"
"Bra," Trunks asked "Why did you do that?"
Bra looked up at him in tears.
"M-m-m-Marron said *sniff* th-th-that you wa-wa-wanted Pan to be *hiccup* your sis-sis-sis-sister now and y-y-y-you
didn't like me any-any more."
Trunks rolled his eyes.. "Marron that was mean!" she bowed her head in guilt "Now play like good kids."
Trunks and Goten watched Marron and Bra playing, secretly wanting to play too, but they were eight years old, big kids.
Big kids never played with toys.
"Hey Goten?" Trunks asked.
"What?" Goten asked back.
"Does it fell funny to be an uncle?"
Goten tried to think, but all he could think of was food.
"Not really I still feel the same." He paused. "you don't have any candy in your pockets do you?" He asked hopefully.
"No" Trunks answered. "My mom says it'll get me fat"
"Oh No! That means I'm going to grow up to look like Yagerobi!"
Trunks started laughing at Goten, who was a little worried.
"Bra, Trunks." Bulma called to her children "It's time to go home."
Trunks and Bra bid farewell to their friends and left with their parents.
Leaving the Hospital
"Vegeta," Bulma whined, while watching the snow fall. "How did you convince me to fly here instead of drive?"
Vegeta snorted. "I said that if candy will make you fat, so will driving in a car." He then picked up his wife and his daughter.
Together, Trunks and Vegeta lifted off the ground and headed to their home. Then the question of horror came from Trunks' mouth.
"Mom?" He asked "Dad."
"Yes, son" they said in unison
Trunks started to blush slightly. "Um...uh....where.......uh....Where do babies come from?"
Back in the Waiting Room
"Marron." Krillin called. "It's time to go home."
Marron ran to her parents and left.
"You too, Goten." Chi-Chi said looking at her son, who she could tell was hungry.
So every on had left.
Leaving the Hospital
Goku called flying nimbus and the three were merrily on their way home.
"Why does Pan-Chan like Trunks better than me?" Goten asked out of the blue.
Chi-Chi and Goku looked at each other, neither knowing what to say to their son.
"I suppose she thought he was weaker than you, and didn't want to hurt him."
Goku supplied, knowing Goten liked to think he was stronger than Trunks.
"Ok........" Goten paused "When she learns to talk, will she call me Uncle Goten?"
"If you want her to son."
OK. I have only two questions left!" Goten declared
Goku looked at him and shook his head "always asking questions" he said to himself.
"First one. When can we eat? I'm starved!"
"When we get home I'll whip up a monster of a meal for you" Chi-Chi answered
"Alright!" Goten shouted. 'And now the last one. Where do Babies come from?"
Call For Help
With Trunks finally asleep Vegeta continued his pacing in the kitchen. For once he needed help, or admitted it anyways. So he picked up the phone and dialed. "Who would have thought" he said to himself. "Me, the prince of Saijins asking Kakarott for help"
*ring*........*ring*......"Hello, Son residence, Chi-Chi speaking"
"Put your husband on the phone." Vegeta told her in his arrogant way.
"One Minute. Goku, darling the phone's for you."
"Hello?" Goku had finally picked up.
"Kakarott." Vegeta stammered. "I know I'm going to regret this but I need your help."
"Actually," Goku also stammered. "I need your help too."
"Ah excellent!" Vegeta said triumphantly. "Now I won't be in your debt. I have a problem with my son. He asked about.....uh....the 'birds and the bees' as you call it. I don't know how o tell him so. How do I tell him?"
"Ha, isn't that funny!" Goku laughed.
"What's so damn funny about it?!?!?"
"My son asked me the same thin today." Goku said. "That's what I also needed help with."
There was a slight pause.
"Well?" Vegeta asked Impatiently. "What are we suppose to do?"
All Goku could say was "Your guess is as good as mine."
After the Phone Call at Goku's House
"I wonder what he's thinking about." chi-chi said to her self. "He's been sitting there for hours. I wonder who was on the phone"
"Chi-Chi" Goku called "Can you come here please."
Hearing the seriousness in his voice she came immediately.
"What's wrong Goku?" She asked.
"Do you think we should send Goten and Trunks to see Gohan? About sex I mean."
"Trunks?!? Why Trunks too?" She asked in shock.
"The phone." Goku started. "It was Vegeta. Apparently Trunks asked him the very same question today."
"Well, that's odd." Chi-chi exclaimed. "Maybe, you and Vegeta can tell them with Gohan. I don't think you should put all of the weight on Gohan's shoulders."
Goku nodded.
"But I think Gohan could help, he's their training master and he's a brand new daddy so it would help."
"thanks Chi-Chi." Goku said while hugging his wife. He remembered how Gohan found out. Oh boy this is not going to be easy.
Chi-chi stood up. "Well Goku, its after one o'clock in the morning, so I think we should get some sleep. Talk to Gohan and Vegeta in the morning."
"Alright."
After the Phone Call at Vegeta's House
Vegeta and Bulma had been staring at the ceiling for hours, both of them tired but, the couldn't seep at all.
"Vegeta?" Bulma called out quietly. "What are we going to do?"
"I don't know." He replied, then continued to stare at the ceiling.
"Who did you call earlier" She asked out of the blue.
"Kakarott." He answered. He isn't afraid to tell her that he needed Goku's help anymore. "It's funny, Kakarott's brat asked him the same thing today."
Bulma pondered this information. "Maybe you two can help each other out. It would help the both of you."
"I'll call him in the morning." He leaned over and kissed his wife good night
Hospital Cafeteria
Gohan was sitting down drinking his hot cappachino, when hid father and Vegeta joined him.
"Oh, hi dad, Vegeta. What was it you wanted to talk to me about?" Gohan asked. All he could recall from their conversation on the phone was that it sounded urgent.
"Well son." Goku began. "We're both in a stump."
"O.K, just tell me."
"Goten and Trunks, they asked us the hardest question for a parent to answer."
"Being?" Gohan urged him to continue
""They asked us about sex." Vegeta said flatly.
"Oh!" Gohan was shocked.
"Well, we were hoping you would help us tell them." Goku grinned hopefully.
"How can I say no." Gohan said to himself. He had just became a father and wasn't' looking forward to telling his own daughter someday. He sighed. "Alright. I'll help."
A Week Later in Chi-Chi's Kitchen
"What's taking them so long?" Bulma whined.
"Well." Videl started. "Gohan will turn as red as a tomato, Goku will find some way of avoiding questions and Vegeta will stand in the corner with his arms crossed."
"That is too true." Chi-chi said, attempting to feed Pan who was refusing her bottle.
They had been sitting at the table since nine in the morning, it was now three in the afternoon. The sat, sipped tea, watched bra and Pan. Bra was completely jealous of Pan, because of Marron had told Bra that Trunks wanted to trade her for Pan.
Videl started to watch the clock tick away. Tick-Tock-Tick. She was so bored. She wished Gohan would come home soon.
"You know what Bulma." Videl said. "One day It'll be me and you telling Bra and Pan about sex."
"Don't remind me." Bulma said back.
Just at that moment Gohan, Vegeta, Goku, Trunks and Goten entered the house. The three men sat at the tables while the boys went to play Nintendo.
The women stared at their husbands for while waiting for someone to speak.
"DADDY!" Bra broke the awkward silence by mugging her father.
The others let out an enormous sigh as they watched Vegeta try to pry his daughter off.
"O.K bra. You can get off your father now." Bulma told her daughter.
"Fine!" Bra said. But before she left she gave Vegeta a big kiss on his cheek.
"So how did it go?" Chi-Chi asked while giving Gohan both Pan and the bottle.
Well, Chi-Chi." Goku said. "It went pretty good. Comparing it to when we told Gohan."
"Chi-chi wiped her forehead. "Good!" she turned to Gohan. "You wouldn't look at your father and I for a month after you found out."
Gohan blushed, Videl laughed at him.
He always blushed when talking about sex in front of his parents.
"well, at least it's over with." Vegeta said.
"MOM!" Goten yelled from the living room.
"yes, Honey?" Chi-Chi called back.
"What's for supper?"
"I don't know." she thought fast. "How about we order a pizza?"
Alright!" Goten shouted out in pure hungriness.
The End of Chapter One