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/Cuz I want to live…like animals…/
"Ne, Heero, what am I doing here? Quatre-Chibi seemed to know a bit earlier,
when he was trying to beat me up. Was he a rival for your mate or
something?" I asked, snuggled up to Heero in his tent. It was the biggest
tent…for obvious reasons.

"No. But his family was rival with my family for lead." He said. He and I had
spent all day teaching him to talk like me and me to talk like him. He'd had
more success than I did.

"Oh, so he doesn't like you? And that's why he didn't want you to have a mate,
to carry on the Heero name?"

"Exactly right."

"But you do realize…Heero…" I said, blushing, "That we can't make a baby."

"Yes, we can."

"How?"

"Special ways, known only to my village. Do you see any females here?"

Come to think of it, there were only male Chibi, and Heero. Now, Heero and me.

/Careless and free (like animals)/

"WHY aren't there any females here, Heero?" I asked, kinda sleepy.

He smiled; he obviously liked this story, "Long ago, as in 100 years ago, there
were females here. There were two villages, the male Chibi and the female
not Chibi. They lived together happy. One day, the female not Chibi queen,
Heather, got angry that the Chibi King would not marry her. "You fat."
He told her. So, she tried to get rid of all the Chibi. My great-grandmother,
Konie, helped the Chibi against her tyrant queen. For her help, she was
made Queen of the Chibi and she married the King. She was about as tall as
a Chibi anyway, so no one really was afraid of her. Without their
Queen Heather, the weak female not Chibi went away to live in the
Outer World. That is where Duo came from."

"So, they all went away? What happened to the Queen Heather?"

"She was executed a traitor's death. She had her head cut off and it was
paraded all over the island. Then, our magic masters shrunk it. I keep it in
that box over there." He said, pointing.

I got up, my curiosity overtaking me, and opened the wooden chest.
I gasped, pulling back in fright. I'd never seen a shrunken head with a long
blonde ponytail before. Hell, I'd never seen a shrunken head before!

/I want to live, I want to run thru the jungle, the wind in my hair, the sand
at my feet…/

"Don't worry. She not bite." Heero said, coming up behind me and putting
his arms around my waist.

"I know, but still… she's freaky looking. And…so evil looking too. Do you
know if she looked so mean when she was alive?"

"Yes, that story handed down by royal family. We have picture of great
battle where Konie helped male Chibi to win." He said, moving the head
aside and pulling out a parchment. The picture showed a beautiful warrior
female, not much taller than the Chibi males. My guess: Konie. She had
a long sword in her hand, and she was fighting with a rather large fat girl.
She had a long ponytail. My guess: Heather. She looked like an evil Chibi,
although…she seemed like one of those evil Disney characters more. Like
Scar and Ursula mixed. She had only her shield left, her sword knocked to
one side. She'd fallen, leaving her neck open for a hit, and that's where the
very tip of Konie's sword was. Male Chibi had surrounded the two females.
Konie looked as if she was saying, "Make my day."

That picture helped a lot, "The one with the sword is Konie, right?"

"Yes. Do you not see the resemblance?"

"Um…yeah, your hair is the same color, like your eyes. And…you're as tall as
a not Chibi. That's odd."

"All of the royal family is tall now."

"And is that why you want me to help?"

"No. Heero loves Duo."

AN-OK...I know...slightly morbid. I don't like Heather. (If you're reading this
and your name is Heather...don't worry, I don't mean you. There's a bitch
named Heather at my school and she's done a lot of shit to me, so I don't mean
YOU! OK? Good. Yeah, I know...self-insertion. Not too much though. =-)
Thanks for reading!