Well, Maxy and I were up kinda late one night, and we got out of control and… well… this is what happened. I warn you now… this ain't really for kiddies, but it sure is humorous! Well, I think so. Oh! Three of these characters are mine, (Aisy, Sleet and Boo) two are Maxy's (Maxy and Bee-to). Steal them and we will hurt you. Badly. Don't say I didn't warn you. Now, we present… *takes deep breath*
Booya (because it sounds cool)
Aisy: *silently walks over to the studio, looking for a certain Sleet who has mysteriously disappeared*
Maxy: *snickers*
Aisy: *camera snaps and flashes are seen and heard, before a camera clutching Aisy runs into the room giggling*
Maxy: *bangs head on her desk* You are twisted.
Aisy: *grins* I know. But how could I resist, he was sleeping all sound-like... and Boo was curled up on his shoulder... and he had paint on his face...
Maxy: How much fuu could a fuu dog fuu if a fuu dog could fuu fuu? *snerk*
Aisy: *as if on cue, Boo and Sleet storm into the room, Aisy hiding the camera behind her back* I have no idea Maxy...
Maxy: That's the point, Aisy.
Aisy: Something wrong, love?
Sleet: Give me the camera...
Aisy: What camera?
Sleet: This is so not fair... Aisling Dagmara.... come on...
Aisy: Ooo... used my full name. I must really be in trouble.
Maxy: Naww...if he used the middle name as well, THEN you'd be in trouble. *snerks, falls over laughing*
Aisy: *giggles* Now if only he knew what my middle name was...
Sleet: Just gimme the camera, Ais.
Aisy: *sticks camera down shirt* What camera?
Sleet: Oh as if that will stop me.
Aisy: It will in public.
Sleet: I'm sure Maxy is aware of the female atonomy...
Maxy: Oh, of course. Don't let me stop you kids...*covers her eyes*
Aisy: MAXY! You're supposed to be on my side!!
Maxy: BTW, Sleet, you spelled anatomy wrong.
Aisy: *yelps as she is tackled by Sleet, who is tired and can't think right now*
Maxy: *snerks*
Maxy: *taking a chance, Maxy grabs a handful of Aisy's paintbrushes, and shoves them down the front of Sleet's pants* There, now you kids are even.
Maxy: *falls on floor laughing at Sleet's expression*
Sleet: *yelps at paint brushes* GREAT! Now I have paint on my jeans too. I can't win, can I?
Aisy: Is that a paintbrush in your pants or... *grins and attempts to kick Sleet off*
Sleet: Love, I always knew you liked to be on top but really... this is getting to be silly.
Aisy: Shut up and get off of me.
Sleet: Oh you know you love it... now gimme the camera.
Aisy: Gimme gimme, never gets...
Maxy: *pulls curtain around you two kids* Okay, go on.
Aisy: *snorts*
Maxy: *snerks*
Sleet: Oh that's becoming...
Aisy: *whaps Sleet* Shush you.
Maxy: *waves handful of paintbrushes at Sleet* I'm not out, honey.
Sleet: Eeep!
Maxy: I've handled sex-crazed males before. I know not to use all my ammo on the first punch.
Aisy: Now... you get up nice and easy and-
Sleet: Sex crazed?! What are you telling her?! I am soooo not sex crazed.
Aisy: Right. He's male. It's perfectly normal to straddle a woman and threaten to go down her shirt. No biggie.
Sleet: I didn't say I wasn't enjoying it...
Maxy: *nods to Sleet's pants* Either I used bigger brushes than I thought, or you were enjoying that thoroughly, my dear.
Sleet: *flushes slightly*
Aisy: Nice to know he's still human and gets embarrassed...
Sleet: It'd be easier to say I'm not human... then you'd know why I'm so good in bed...
Aisy: Company!! *whap*
Sleet: Riiiiight... she can comment on my crotch area, and I can't say bed. What is the world coming to?!
Maxy: I didn't say the c-word, babe. You did.
Aisy: *chuckles* She's got a point there.
Sleet: No fair... two against one...
Aisy: Life's never fair...
Maxy: Especially when the dominating party outnumbers the lower.
Sleet: Oooh...
Aisy: The words of a genius in thought of a good comeback...
Sleet: *kisses Aisy, pulls back* Shut up. *kisses again*
Aisy: Mmph.
Maxy: *holds up big sign saying PDA!*
Aisy: *looks up and laughs, breaking the kiss*
Sleet: Aaaaand you ruin my kiss. Man alive woman, are you purposely plotting against me?
Maxy: At least Bee-to and I wait until we're alone....*trails off as Bee-to comes and sits on her lap, yes, on her lap*
Aisy: Oh like you haven't already seen this.
Maxy: Pardon, uno momento. *pulls down curtain, then flips Bee-to off her lap, and sits on him* One of the disadvantages of having a girlfriend who's twice your strength on a bad day.
Aisy: *tilts her head* That's different... and very cute.
Sleet: We should try.
Aisy: Okay!!
Sleet: Waaaait.. that'd mean I'd loose. No, nevermind.
Aisy: Indian giver...
Sleet: *sticks out tongue*
Aisy: And mature too. *giggles*
Maxy: *pulls back up curtain, is now sitting on Bee-to, on the bed, with the computer pulled as close as it's cord will allow* Hello, there, kids.
Aisy: Kids. *snorts* Uh huh.
Sleet: Do you go anywhere without that computer, Maxy?
Maxy: It's a stationary. I have to leave it at the house. Not that I haven't tried...
Aisy: *chuckles* The ultimate in extension cords.
Maxy: And by the way, doll, I can live without my computer than you could without Aisy… longer fits in somewhere there too.
Sleet: *twitches* Perish the thought. You're still very attached to that machine though... doll... *grins*
Maxy: Well, if I didn't have it, I couldn't talk to you kids, now could I? *snuggles into Bee-to's arms more* Spanish boys are just sooo cuddly! *grins*
Aisy: Good point. Aaaand... I wouldn't know.... lately...
Sleet: I should hope so! Wait... Lately?! What's that supposed to mean?!
Aisy: *whistles*
Bee-to: *grumbles* I'm not a teddy bear....
Maxy: Never said you were, love.
Bee-to: ...
Aisy: *chuckles*
Maxy: He acts like he hates the stuffed animal references, but he loves them. *yelps, and glares at Bee-to*
Bee-to: What'd I do? *he yelps, glaring at Maxy*
Maxy: What I just did. *yelps*
Bee-to: Revenge. *yelps*
Aisy: *laughs*
Sleet: Don't you dare get any ide- Ow!
Aisy: What?
Sleet: So not funny...
Aisy: What?!
Sleet: *looks down to see Boo biting his shoulder* Oh.
Aisy: Oh... *giggles*
Maxy: *casually reaches over, takes an ice cube out of her soda, and slips it down the back of Bee-to's shirt*
Bee-to: You're evil, novia.
Maxy: Evil is as evil does.
Bee-to: Agreed. *takes an ice cube, shoves it down the front of Maxy's shirt*
Maxy: I hope you're saving something for tonight....er, *turns to Aisy and Sleet, casually reaching into her shirt and pulling out the ice* You kids may want to pull a curtain and plug your ears. It may get a little intense from here on out.
Bee-to: *snorts* As if. I don't do public performances.
Maxy: But I've got you booked for private appearances for the next few decades.
Aisy: Ooo... we might be being shown up in the ecchi department...
Sleet: *mock gasps* Never! We'll have to fix that, won't we?
Aisy: Of course... we couldn't have that...
Sleet: Have any whipped cream handy?
Aisy: Okay, not *that* ecchi...
Sleet: What... I thought you liked danger.
Aisy: *sticks iced cream bar down Sleet's pants* There's danger for you, my little Indie.
Sleet: You devious little... Cold!! Have I ever told you love evil women? COLD!! *yelps*
Maxy: Bee-to: *cringes, then turns to Maxy* Xam ate all the ice cream bars, right?
Maxy: Yes, he did.
Bee-to: Madre do Dios....
Maxy: Don't forget, I still have a large supply of ice cubes.
Bee-to: I know that. *shoves a handful of ice cubes down Maxy's shirt*
Maxy: AAAHHHHH! COLD!
Bee-to: You know, Aisy, you and I have common tactics...
Maxy: Do not think about collaboration, love. *tackles Bee-to, sits on his back*
Aisy: This could be the start of a beautiful friendship...
Sleet: HEY! No fair! That's three against one! Now get this stupid iced cream bar out of my PANTS!!
Aisy: No.
Sleet: *whispers something in Aisy's ear*
Aisy: *flushes* Hold on a moment. *pulls curtain around pair*
*series of screams, yelps, and other fighting noises occur. Aisy and Sleet open curtain, looking a little flustered*
Aisy: Uhh... yes.
Maxy: *snickers*
Bee-to: *half muffled by pillow* Do not get any ideas.
Aisy: *giggles*
Sleet: You try that again and I swear...
Aisy: What do you swear?
Sleet: *whispers again*
Aisy: *scoffs* That's a load of mouse manure, and you know it.
Sleet: Why?
Aisy: You couldn't handle it.
Sleet: Could too!
Aisy: Could not. You're male. It's impossible. Look at the genes.
Maxy: *snickers*
Aisy: Besides, only women withhold sex for what they want...
Sleet: AISY!!
Aisy: Riiiiight... whispering...
Maxy: *falls against Bee-to, laughing*
Bee-to: So that's what it is....
Maxy: Baby, you have no people skills.
Bee-to: HEY! *pouts*
Maxy: But, you are great in bed, babe.
Bee-to: Flattery gets you everywhere. *resting his chin on Maxy's head*
Maxy: *giggles* And you do mean everywhere...
Aisy: *giggles, interrupted by her phone* Hold on. *picks it up, still under Sleet, and starts talking*
Sleet: Women and phones...
Maxy: Baka....
Sleet: I hope that wasn't directed at me.
Maxy: No...
Sleet: Or my Aisy...
Maxy: *points at Boo* It was him.
Boo: *growls and hisses*
Aisy: *laughs and turns off the phone* Yeah, blame it on the cat. Oh, I'm done. Our shipment is in, darling. *grins evilly and starts tickling Sleet* Coochie coochie coo!!
Sleet: *giggles* Stop it! You're embarrassing me! Stooooop!! *swats at her hands*
Aisy: *pauses at Maxy and Bee-to's silence* What are you two doing?..
Maxy: Uhh....*embarrassedly sticks her head up from the other side of the bed*
Aisy: *giggles*
Sleet: It got an uh... it must be good.
Aisy: You just want to know so we can try.
Sleet: So?
Aisy: So what?
Sleet: Exactly.
Bee-to: Something wrong?
Maxy: Well, your glasses are all out of place....*takes his glasses from where they were on his forehead, and slips them back into their proper place*
Bee-to: *to Aisy and Sleet* This isn't what you guys are thinking!
Maxy: *snickers* Yeah, it's worse.
Bee-to: *sweetly* Idiot. *bops Maxy in the head*
Maxy: You want me to tell them exactly what we did?
Bee-to: Nooo....
Maxy: Then shut your mouth. *kisses him*
Aisy: When all else fails... kiss them. It's a dramatics thing. They don't shut up, there fore you kiss them. Makes sense to me.
Sleet: Are you not shutting up?
Aisy: Maaaaybe.
Sleet: Keep talking then.
Aisy: Well now I can't think of anything to say.
Sleet: I'll just pretend. *grins wickedly, and kisses her*
Aisy: *pulls back* Is this where we part and say, "Your room or mine?"?
Sleet: Yes.
Aisy: Okay, just checking.
Maxy: *bangs her head on Bee-to's* They're worse than us, love.
Sleet: *yips for joy* We win!!
Aisy: And you were worried... we'll always be the hentai champions.
Maxy: Well, we'd get worse, but I want to preserve some of Bee-to for myself.
Aisy: *laughs* Me thinks we're embarrassing Bee-to.
Sleet: Me second that thinks.
Maxy: Nah....he doesn't get embarrassed that easily.
Bee-to: *is a bright red colour* YEAH RIGHT....
Aisy: Nah... just a pigment problem.
Sleet: *coughs*
Bee-to: E-exactly.
Maxy: *tackles him* Awww...he's so bashful!
Aisy: The day you're bashful...
Sleet: Yeah well, I'm rough.
Aisy: You're cold.
Sleet: And hard.
Aisy: In more than one way...
Sleet: And people think I have MY mind in the gutter…
Maxy: *LAUGHS*
Sleet: And Maxy's booming laughter rings throughout the halls...
Aisy: Darlin... you're starting to sound like all those books you read again.
Sleet: Want me to start sounding like the ones you read?
Aisy: Uhh... Which ones?
Sleet: The ones under your bed.
Aisy: *twitch* No... that's okay...
Sleet: She held me like a prison-
Aisy: *claps hand over Sleet's mouth*
Maxy: *snickers*
Aisy: *tilts her head* You busy?
Maxy: Just playing with my hair.
Aisy: Ahh... so distracting.
Maxy: Trying to do my Trowa impression. It makes Bee-to feel better.
Aisy: Aww... we upset Bee-to.
Sleet: Would it help if I got off of you?
Aisy: It might!!
Sleet: Darnation.
Aisy: I know... the horrors...
Sleet: *gets off Aisy, muttering*
Aisy: *turns and sits on Sleet*
Sleet: Oh this is fair!
Maxy: Don't wiggle!
Aisy: I'll remember that. We can make billboards... "Don't Wiggle!"
Maxy: *snickers*
Maxy: *does freaky curtain thing with her hair*
Aisy: *smirks* You are one messed up child... but we still love you.
Sleet: You love her. I like her. Big difference.
Aisy: Right...
Maxy: Let's hope! *snerk*
Sleet: I don't need Berto sending his metal animals after me... I already have Boo.
Boo: *snarls*
Sleet: I love you too, baby.
Maxy: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Bee-to: *claps hand over her mouth* Don't mind her.
Maxy: *funny hiccuping giggles*
Aisy: *giggles* Breathe, hermana.
Sleet: Oh this is the last time I try to be funny...
Aisy: Stick with sexy, love.
Maxy: *is turning funny blue color, but still laughing*
Aisy: We're loosing her! We're loosing her! CLEAR! *pounce*
Aisy: *ponders that a moment and gets off of Berto and Maxy, flushing*
Maxy: *chokes*
Bee-to: Maybe I should take my hand off her mouth...
Maxy: *gasssssppppppp* Ha, *gasp* HA! Bee-*gasp* to.
Aisy: *crawls back on Sleet's lap* It's a thought.
Maxy: *is laying on the floor, gasping and giggling*
Bee-to: *calmly* Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out....
Maxy: *grabs his collar, pulls him down on top of her* I am going to kill once I can breathe again.
Maxy: Check that, kill you, Bee-to.
Aisy: I have a feeling you'll be doing a lot more than killing.
Sleet: *tilts his head, and blinks* Especially at that angle.
Maxy: Well, you know me. *grins*
Bee-to: *is rapidly turning red*
Aisy: That's why I said it. *smirks*
…
Aisy: *throws a stick in the general direction of the silent Bee-to and Maxy*
Sleet: *waits for the yelp, hearing none, gets up with Aisy and tip toes towards the two*
Aisy and Sleet: *grin at the sleeping forms of Bee-to and Maxy, curled up together*
Aisy: You think if we're quiet…
Sleet: I'm sure they wouldn't…
Aisy and Sleet: *run off towards their curtained corner, shutting it with a rattle of plastic circlets, and hang the "PDA" sign*
THE END