Disclimers: We don't own Gundam Wing. There. I did it. It wasn't that hard. By the
way...don't sue us! We have no money for you to take!
WARNINGS!!: Mindless Relena-Bashing, a bored S27, pointless rhyming, OOC, implied
5xS, and 4x3. Nothing big...and mild language. That about covers it.
Authors' Notes: Hehehe...I was bored, and this was originally an e-mail...like
everything else...So if things don't make sense...you know why.
Don't kill me, This doesn't have alot of description...much less
any. Sorry. It was random. I sill hope that you like it. R&R.
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A Really Random, Rhyming, Relena Fic
By: S27
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Sorry, I'm in a rhyming mood, ya know this can keep your mind off of food! Duo! Hand
me that spoon! I'm gonna hit a Baboon!
Duo- Uh...yeah Melissa.
Trowa- I'm gonna call you Trissa.
Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be figthing at all!
Melissa- Quatre? Why are you talking to a wall?
Wufei- Dishonor you both! Do you think this is a joke?
Duo- Actually we do, join us! Don't so look blue!
Wufei- Shut up before I sue...
Quatre- Didn't you read above? There is no sueing in this land of love!
Wufei- What?
M+D- AHH! Here comes a slut!
Relena- HEERO!!! Here I am!
Melissa- Let's make her go away! KAZAAM!!
Relena- Nice try, I think you deserve a hand!
Duo- I really hate this chick, d*mn!
Heero- Omae o korosu.
Relena- Come on, let's go the the zoo!
Wufei- I hope she get kicked by a kangaroo!
Duo- Aw, dude we're outta booze!
Melissa- Didn't you take DARE?! That stuff could effect your hair!
Duo- Geez Melissa! Don't make me weep! I won't be able to sleep,
I'm getting the creeps!!!
Trowa- Hey, Little One, look at the sun, I think it's time for us to run!
Duo- What sun? Stay here, and have some fun!
Quatre- We better not, that thing's bad luck! Doncha know Trowa, and I have to f*ck?
Melissa- Oh my gosh! That word is pish-posh[1]!
Heero- Get this pest off of me!
Relena- Heero! Let's go eat black-eyed peas!
Duo- Didn't you know that makes him sneeze?
Wufei- I really wanna to make Relena freeze.
Freakazoid[2]- Fear not, Wufei, all she needs is some cold fom-pei!
Quatre- Freakazoid! Not a bad idea! Though, I think we should lock her in steel.
Melissa- That didn't make sense, Freakazoid! Go sit on that bench!
Trowa- We need to get rid of this pest, before it becomes a mess.
Wufie- Isn't it already? Kinda like spaghetti?
Quatre- Shh! That stuff makes me puke.
Melissa- Hey...is that Luke?
Heero- Skywalker?
Duo- Yeah. Oh look, the stalker...hey...
Relena- Didn't Luke have a son named Jose?
Melissa- Shut up Relena, you are so gay...
Wufei- Relena you hoe! Shove it or I'll get Nataku to step on your toe!
All- SO GO HOME!
Relena- But it's being occupied be a nome!
Duo- I think she's losing ribosomes.
Quatre- Do you think she cares with THAT awful hair?
Relena- It's a nice shade of blond and long! And there's nothing you can do to prove
me wrong!
Trowa- Yeah we can. Quatre's hair is better you ham!
Relena- IS NOT!
Heero- Go back to the your snotty alley lot!
Melissa- You go dude!
Relena- You people are being REALLY RUDE!
Wufei- We told you to go away you stooge!
Duo- Let's kick her to Baton Rouge!
Heero- Mission accepted, I'm in the mood!
Relena- This is getting rough, they're acting so tough What Wufei? Nothing to say?
I bet you're thinking about Treize!
Sally- Say what?! B*tch! I'm gonna kick your butt! Don't talk bad about my man you
slut! Go away now you nasty mutt!
Wufei- Onna! You're my good luck!
Sally- I know Wufei. Man, Relena really sucks!
Melissa- Dealing with Relena is a major pit.
Relena- Come on Heero I want to lick-
Heero- Relena I can't take it anymore! EVERYONE! I have no feelings for this whore!
Relena- Surely you don't mean it! Come on let's get outta here, and wing it!
Heero- No Relena, I hate you true!
Duo- Yep. Everytime he sees you he turns a nasty shade of blue.
Melissa- That's because she's squeezing him so tight, it cuts off his oxygen pipe!
Heero- Relena, I wish you would just go away!
Relena- But Heero! I wish to stay!
All- Here comes the Russian Mafia to come and slay! Hip, hip, horray! Hip, hip,
horray! Relena will finally go away!
Wufei- Justice has been served.
All- Doesn't he sound like a nerd?
THE END
Or is it?
Relena- I was only shipped to Jupiter. So what if I just get stupider? I'll find a
way back, so when you see me do please clap. For I will have finally close that gap
in Heero Yuy's lap...
*SMACK! BAM! ACK!!!*
::NO! THERE'S NO WAY OUT!::
::Relena is being beaten about!::
::She was smacked by a frying pan pack,::
::And now blood drenches her sorry back.::
::So Relena dies,::
::Never seen again by human eyes...::
::No one saw her again,::
::Now everyone thanks the Gundam Men,::
::And also their crazy friend.::
::NOW THE END!::
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[1]- I had no idea what rhymed with 'gosh' at the time...but now I do, and I'm too
lazy to do anything about it.
[2]- I couldn't think of anyone else...I was bored!
Author's Notes: So I was bored...I hope you enjoyed...the Death of Relena...Oh
look...I see the gas station of Fina. NOT AGAIN!!! -S27(Oh my it's
past eleven!!!)
way...don't sue us! We have no money for you to take!
WARNINGS!!: Mindless Relena-Bashing, a bored S27, pointless rhyming, OOC, implied
5xS, and 4x3. Nothing big...and mild language. That about covers it.
Authors' Notes: Hehehe...I was bored, and this was originally an e-mail...like
everything else...So if things don't make sense...you know why.
Don't kill me, This doesn't have alot of description...much less
any. Sorry. It was random. I sill hope that you like it. R&R.
~!~!~!~!~!~
A Really Random, Rhyming, Relena Fic
By: S27
~!~!~!~!~!~
Sorry, I'm in a rhyming mood, ya know this can keep your mind off of food! Duo! Hand
me that spoon! I'm gonna hit a Baboon!
Duo- Uh...yeah Melissa.
Trowa- I'm gonna call you Trissa.
Quatre- You guys! We shouldn't be figthing at all!
Melissa- Quatre? Why are you talking to a wall?
Wufei- Dishonor you both! Do you think this is a joke?
Duo- Actually we do, join us! Don't so look blue!
Wufei- Shut up before I sue...
Quatre- Didn't you read above? There is no sueing in this land of love!
Wufei- What?
M+D- AHH! Here comes a slut!
Relena- HEERO!!! Here I am!
Melissa- Let's make her go away! KAZAAM!!
Relena- Nice try, I think you deserve a hand!
Duo- I really hate this chick, d*mn!
Heero- Omae o korosu.
Relena- Come on, let's go the the zoo!
Wufei- I hope she get kicked by a kangaroo!
Duo- Aw, dude we're outta booze!
Melissa- Didn't you take DARE?! That stuff could effect your hair!
Duo- Geez Melissa! Don't make me weep! I won't be able to sleep,
I'm getting the creeps!!!
Trowa- Hey, Little One, look at the sun, I think it's time for us to run!
Duo- What sun? Stay here, and have some fun!
Quatre- We better not, that thing's bad luck! Doncha know Trowa, and I have to f*ck?
Melissa- Oh my gosh! That word is pish-posh[1]!
Heero- Get this pest off of me!
Relena- Heero! Let's go eat black-eyed peas!
Duo- Didn't you know that makes him sneeze?
Wufei- I really wanna to make Relena freeze.
Freakazoid[2]- Fear not, Wufei, all she needs is some cold fom-pei!
Quatre- Freakazoid! Not a bad idea! Though, I think we should lock her in steel.
Melissa- That didn't make sense, Freakazoid! Go sit on that bench!
Trowa- We need to get rid of this pest, before it becomes a mess.
Wufie- Isn't it already? Kinda like spaghetti?
Quatre- Shh! That stuff makes me puke.
Melissa- Hey...is that Luke?
Heero- Skywalker?
Duo- Yeah. Oh look, the stalker...hey...
Relena- Didn't Luke have a son named Jose?
Melissa- Shut up Relena, you are so gay...
Wufei- Relena you hoe! Shove it or I'll get Nataku to step on your toe!
All- SO GO HOME!
Relena- But it's being occupied be a nome!
Duo- I think she's losing ribosomes.
Quatre- Do you think she cares with THAT awful hair?
Relena- It's a nice shade of blond and long! And there's nothing you can do to prove
me wrong!
Trowa- Yeah we can. Quatre's hair is better you ham!
Relena- IS NOT!
Heero- Go back to the your snotty alley lot!
Melissa- You go dude!
Relena- You people are being REALLY RUDE!
Wufei- We told you to go away you stooge!
Duo- Let's kick her to Baton Rouge!
Heero- Mission accepted, I'm in the mood!
Relena- This is getting rough, they're acting so tough What Wufei? Nothing to say?
I bet you're thinking about Treize!
Sally- Say what?! B*tch! I'm gonna kick your butt! Don't talk bad about my man you
slut! Go away now you nasty mutt!
Wufei- Onna! You're my good luck!
Sally- I know Wufei. Man, Relena really sucks!
Melissa- Dealing with Relena is a major pit.
Relena- Come on Heero I want to lick-
Heero- Relena I can't take it anymore! EVERYONE! I have no feelings for this whore!
Relena- Surely you don't mean it! Come on let's get outta here, and wing it!
Heero- No Relena, I hate you true!
Duo- Yep. Everytime he sees you he turns a nasty shade of blue.
Melissa- That's because she's squeezing him so tight, it cuts off his oxygen pipe!
Heero- Relena, I wish you would just go away!
Relena- But Heero! I wish to stay!
All- Here comes the Russian Mafia to come and slay! Hip, hip, horray! Hip, hip,
horray! Relena will finally go away!
Wufei- Justice has been served.
All- Doesn't he sound like a nerd?
THE END
Or is it?
Relena- I was only shipped to Jupiter. So what if I just get stupider? I'll find a
way back, so when you see me do please clap. For I will have finally close that gap
in Heero Yuy's lap...
*SMACK! BAM! ACK!!!*
::NO! THERE'S NO WAY OUT!::
::Relena is being beaten about!::
::She was smacked by a frying pan pack,::
::And now blood drenches her sorry back.::
::So Relena dies,::
::Never seen again by human eyes...::
::No one saw her again,::
::Now everyone thanks the Gundam Men,::
::And also their crazy friend.::
::NOW THE END!::
~!~!~!~!~!~!~
[1]- I had no idea what rhymed with 'gosh' at the time...but now I do, and I'm too
lazy to do anything about it.
[2]- I couldn't think of anyone else...I was bored!
Author's Notes: So I was bored...I hope you enjoyed...the Death of Relena...Oh
look...I see the gas station of Fina. NOT AGAIN!!! -S27(Oh my it's
past eleven!!!)