I don't own Gundam Wing. But you know that already. This is a product of extreme boredom mixed with two cups of coffee. I had to do something! Also a little of personal experience is applied. Don't forget to review!



Heero has Lazy Eye?

"Mrphyn" went Duo as he walked into the kitchen. None of the others bothered to ask for a translation as it was 7 am and their brains weren't quite up and running. Heero seemed to be the only one halfway awake. The others wondered at how he could stay up till 3 and still be himself in the morning. Then again, this was Heero we're talking about.
"That damn onna" mumbled Wufei. "Next time she try's to make us stay after work I'm going to.."
" Do absolutely nothing" Quatre finished for him. " That paperwork was very important. Lady Une wouldn't have insisted it be done before today otherwise."
"What was it for again?" asked Duo. He had, had a few sips of coffee but still wasn't awake completely.
" The Tera Forming Project" stated Trowa in his signature monotone voice.
"Oh, I guess that is important," said Duo while stretching. Unfortunately while doing so, his arm grazed Heero's cup of coffee, causing it to teeter on the edge of the table before falling into the Japanese preventer's lap.
"AH!" yelped Heero while trying to wipe of the VERY hot liquid. Duo attempted an escape while all this was happening, but was apprehended by Wufie, who stuck out his leg and tripped the fleeing culprit.
"Traitor!" Duo yelled at Wufei from his position on the floor.
" Nope," said Wufei " I've never been on your side Maxwell."
Heero proceeded to grab Duo by the braid and yank him up to eye level, to give him one of his patented death glares, but something wasn't quite right.
"Heero, why are you crossing your eyes?" asked Duo, blinking a few times.
"Hn?" asked Heero.
"Your eyes are crossing," he repeated. " Hey guys look at this," said Duo pointing to Heero's face.
"Heero? You all right?" asked Quatre. "Your eyes ARE crossed."
"Oh man!" snickered Duo. "That's the funniest thing I've ever seen!"
"Argh" went Heero as he let go of Duo, who fell to the floor in a fit of laughter. Heero rubbed his eyes and shook his head a bit.
"Look over here," said Trowa.
Heero looked towards Trowa and Wufei and tried his glare again.
"Whoa!" said Wufei.
"It's true," said Trowa. "Something must be wrong with your eyes."
"My eyes are perfect." replied Heero. " They always have been. I'm a Gundam pilot."
"Were," said Wufei. "And you weren't trained for hours upon hours of paperwork."
"When was the last time you had your eyes checked?" asked Quatre.
"Three years, four months, two days." replied Heero.
"Um yeah" said Quatre "that was a while ago. Maybe you should call for an appointment."
"Doctors are for the weak." mumbled Wufei.
"Sally's a doctor." stated Trowa.
"And so are several of my sisters." frowned Quatre.
"Whatever." Wufei said making a face.
"I'll call my sister, uhhhh..."
Heero raised an eyebrow.
"What? You can't expect me to know all their names! Anyway she's an optometrist."
"No." said Heero.
"Yes," argued Quatre.
"No," said Heero again. Then he tried to glare.
"Phhhhhhhhtb," went Quatre. He couldn't help himself from laughing at Heero's cross-eyed expression.
"Do you want that to keep happening?" said Duo before starting another giggle fit.
"Omae o korusu!" glared the cross-eyed boy. This only caused Wufei and Trowa to start laughing as well.
"FINE I'LL GO!" yelled Heero. He turned and marched back to his room, throwing up his arms in defeat.






I not really gifted with words. It's sound pretty average to me. Blah! I'm disappointed.
The story was much better then this. I've got more! Heero goes to the optometrist. Duo comes with. Dilated pupils and paper sunglasses...
Whatta ya think? Should I continue? Tell me in your reviews!