I hope this works. I've never had more then one chapter to a story. Wow! I'm proud of myself!
Of course I don't own Gundam Wing you sillies.
Heero has Lazy Eye?
Chap 2
"Go away Duo," Heero stated simply.
"No way, no how," replied Duo. "I promised the guys I'd make sure you'd go and besides," he paused a moment to flash a silly grin. "I wouldn't missed this for the whole of the Colonies!"
Heero frowned. Duo hadn't stopped giving him grief since yesterday. At work Heero had hid out in his office all day. He came out once only to be pestered by Duo who was purposely trying to provoke him into glaring. The other pilots had come to his aid. Telling him to leave Heero alone or Quatre would go Zero on his ass. But as the rest of them were busy, and they didn't quite trust Heero to go to his appointment on his own for odd some reason. Duo had to come.
"Don't talk to me." Said Heero as he and Duo walked through Quatre's sister......... um Dr. Winners practice.
"Fine," said Duo. With a goofy fake sympathy he added, "But I want you to know, I'm here if you need someone to hold your hand."
Heero smacked him upside the head.
"Ow," said Duo
A lady walked through the door from the examination rooms. "Mr. Yuy?"
Heero and Duo stood started forward.
"This way," she motioned them to follow. She raised an eyebrow. "Which one of you is having his eyes checked?"
Duo pointed to Heero while making a funny face. Heero rolled his eyes.
"Then why are you coming. If you don't mind me asking," she added quickly.
"I do," said Heero.
"That's not nice Heero," said Duo. Then turning to the lady, in almost a whisper, "I'm his chaperone."
"Grrr," went Heero with a glare. That was a mistake.
Duo erupted with laughter.
"HAHAHAHA!"
"Oh my," said the lady. "I can see why you're here."
"Let's just do this already!" said a very annoyed Heero.
"Of course," said the lady embarrassed.
Heero and Duo sat while waiting for the doctor.
"I love these things!" said Duo hoping up and pointing to the eye chart on the wall. " a d h v z q w i d ....." he read the chart covering one eye.
" What was that?" asked a blonde haired, blue eyed woman in a doctor's jacket.
"Huh?" went Duo.
"Excuse me," said the woman. "I'm Dr. Winner. Could you read that again?"
"Oh sure," said Duo. "a d h v e n u i b......."
Heero eyes got wide.
"That's enough," she said. "Sit down please." she said motioning to her chair.
"Uh hold on," said Duo.
"You heard the lady," said Heero who pushed Duo into the chair.
"Now tell me which is better," said Dr. Winner. "one or two?"
"Two," said Duo. "But I....."
"Once again. One or two?" she interrupted him.
"It's still two!" said Duo who was becoming irritated. "But I'm not..."
"Hmm, I see." said Dr. Winner. "Mr. Yuy it would seem you need glasses."
"What!" cried Duo.
Heero was actually cracking a smile.
"Your most likely far sited," said Dr. Winner.
"I'm not Heero Yuy!" yelled Duo.
"Your not?" asked Dr Winner.
Heero made a little "over here" type movement with his hand.
"Well why didn't you say so?" said Dr. Winner.
Heero shrugged.
Duo shook his head.
"I'll get to you in a second," said Dr. Winner.
Heero nodded. Still smirking.
"Now you, whoever you are," said Dr. Winner with a slightly scornful tone.
"Duo Maxwell," said Duo.
"Duo," she continued. "You are far sited and should look into some reading glasses. I'll..."
"There must be some mistake..." started Duo.
"No mistake," said Dr. Winner. "You couldn't read the chart and your were standing only three feet from it."
Duo didn't respond.
"Here is a prescription," she said. "Take this to our lens maker downtown and pick out some frames. Your turn Mr. Yuy."
She ushered Duo away from the chair and Heero sat down in his place.
"What seems to be the problem Mr. Yuy?" she asked a little tired sounding.
Duo finally came out of his trance.
"His eyes keep crossing," Duo answered for him.
"Hmmm," said Dr. Winner. "They aren't doing it now."
"Watch," said Duo. "Show her Heero."
Heero sighed then glared at the doctor.
"Well of course they cross if you make them." She said.
"I'm not," said Heero, sounding a bit hurt.
"He's trying to glare," said Duo. Through muffled laughter.
"Oh," said Dr. Winner. "I have an idea what's wrong. Here hold still."
She put some eye drops in Heero's eyes.
"These will relax your eyes," she said. "They will take a little while to work. I'll be back in five."
She left.
Duo watched Heero. His pupils eventually became dime sized.
"Whoa Heero," Duo chuckled "You look stoned!"
"Shutup," said Heero. Then he smiled. "or I'll tell everyone that you wear glasses."
"I don't wear glasses!" shot Duo. "That doctor's crazy! I'm Shingami!"
"The God of Death, who I bet can't tell how many fingers I'm holding up," said Heero putting three fingers right up to Duo's face.
"Uhh," went Duo. "Five?"
Heero kicked back and sneered
"What? Am I right?" asked Duo.
Heero just smirked.
Dr. Winner came back. By now Heero's eyes were so relaxed they were crossing without him having to glare.
"Just as I thought," said Dr. Winner. "You have lazy eye. Or in this case, lazy eyes."
"Hn?" went Heero.
"The muscles in both of your eyes are tired. When you try to focus them they give out and cross. This has probably been building up for a while."
"Wow," said Duo. "Heero, you've been glaring at people for years."
Heero looked at Duo. With the eye drops he couldn't even focus his eyes enough to make them stop crossing. He gave Duo a cross-eyed, drugged up looking frown.
"Stop it! Stop it!" cried Duo as he gasped for breath. "I can't take it!" He rolled around on the floor.
"Your eyes just need to rest," said Dr. Winner while she went to the back of the room to the cupboards. "Where this on one side for two weeks, then do the same on the other side."
Heero paled.
Duo choked on more laughter.
Dr. Winner had pulled out an eye patch.
"I'm not wearing that." Heero proclaimed.
"You will so," she replied. "Or your condition will worsen and your eyes will get stuck that way."
Heero sighed. What else could he do? He gave up and put on the patch.
"Arrrrg," went Duo. "Ahoy me matey!"
"Shutup, I'm warning you," said Heero menacingly.
"Avast ye scalawag!" yelled Duo. He closed one eye and proceeded to do a little jig around the room.
Heero pulled his gun out of nowhere and pointed it at Duo.
"AH!" went Duo. "I'm sorry! Really! You actually look kinda suave Heero!"
"Really?" asked Heero.
"Um yeah," answered Duo.
"I'm sorry," said Dr. Winner. "I have this little rule about guns in the office."
Heero put his gun away..... somewhere, and Duo relaxed.
"One more thing," she said. "You shouldn't go out with your pupils dilated. The sun could damage them. Do you have any sunglasses?"
Heero shook his head.
"That's ok," she said happily. "We have these."
She pulled out a pair of paper sunglasses with thin sheets of tinted plastic in them.
"Do I have too?" asked Heero unhappily. "I'm already wearing the eye-patch."
"Sorry,'' she replied. "The alternative is walking around with your eyes closed."
"Yeah, try that Heero," giggled Duo.
Heero pulled out his gun again.
"Um, Mr. Yuy..." started Dr. Winner.
"I know. I know. Outside Duo!"
"Yipe!" went Duo.
"Don't forget your sunglasses," said Dr. Winner.
Duo tried to hide behind the doctor.
"Ack!" said Dr. Winner. "OUT! Shoo shoo!"
Heero chased Duo out of the office.
"Make sure you both fill out your insurance!" Dr. Winner called after them. She watched while Heero and Duo ran around the parking lot.
Soooooooo? I could do maybe one more chapter. Maybe. It might take a little longer. This was done a while ago but my internet kept shutting off every ten minutes. Teehee, I'm tickling myself with this. Heero frowning with crossed eyes and dilated pupils. *snicker* Review! Review for goodness sake!
Of course I don't own Gundam Wing you sillies.
Heero has Lazy Eye?
Chap 2
"Go away Duo," Heero stated simply.
"No way, no how," replied Duo. "I promised the guys I'd make sure you'd go and besides," he paused a moment to flash a silly grin. "I wouldn't missed this for the whole of the Colonies!"
Heero frowned. Duo hadn't stopped giving him grief since yesterday. At work Heero had hid out in his office all day. He came out once only to be pestered by Duo who was purposely trying to provoke him into glaring. The other pilots had come to his aid. Telling him to leave Heero alone or Quatre would go Zero on his ass. But as the rest of them were busy, and they didn't quite trust Heero to go to his appointment on his own for odd some reason. Duo had to come.
"Don't talk to me." Said Heero as he and Duo walked through Quatre's sister......... um Dr. Winners practice.
"Fine," said Duo. With a goofy fake sympathy he added, "But I want you to know, I'm here if you need someone to hold your hand."
Heero smacked him upside the head.
"Ow," said Duo
A lady walked through the door from the examination rooms. "Mr. Yuy?"
Heero and Duo stood started forward.
"This way," she motioned them to follow. She raised an eyebrow. "Which one of you is having his eyes checked?"
Duo pointed to Heero while making a funny face. Heero rolled his eyes.
"Then why are you coming. If you don't mind me asking," she added quickly.
"I do," said Heero.
"That's not nice Heero," said Duo. Then turning to the lady, in almost a whisper, "I'm his chaperone."
"Grrr," went Heero with a glare. That was a mistake.
Duo erupted with laughter.
"HAHAHAHA!"
"Oh my," said the lady. "I can see why you're here."
"Let's just do this already!" said a very annoyed Heero.
"Of course," said the lady embarrassed.
Heero and Duo sat while waiting for the doctor.
"I love these things!" said Duo hoping up and pointing to the eye chart on the wall. " a d h v z q w i d ....." he read the chart covering one eye.
" What was that?" asked a blonde haired, blue eyed woman in a doctor's jacket.
"Huh?" went Duo.
"Excuse me," said the woman. "I'm Dr. Winner. Could you read that again?"
"Oh sure," said Duo. "a d h v e n u i b......."
Heero eyes got wide.
"That's enough," she said. "Sit down please." she said motioning to her chair.
"Uh hold on," said Duo.
"You heard the lady," said Heero who pushed Duo into the chair.
"Now tell me which is better," said Dr. Winner. "one or two?"
"Two," said Duo. "But I....."
"Once again. One or two?" she interrupted him.
"It's still two!" said Duo who was becoming irritated. "But I'm not..."
"Hmm, I see." said Dr. Winner. "Mr. Yuy it would seem you need glasses."
"What!" cried Duo.
Heero was actually cracking a smile.
"Your most likely far sited," said Dr. Winner.
"I'm not Heero Yuy!" yelled Duo.
"Your not?" asked Dr Winner.
Heero made a little "over here" type movement with his hand.
"Well why didn't you say so?" said Dr. Winner.
Heero shrugged.
Duo shook his head.
"I'll get to you in a second," said Dr. Winner.
Heero nodded. Still smirking.
"Now you, whoever you are," said Dr. Winner with a slightly scornful tone.
"Duo Maxwell," said Duo.
"Duo," she continued. "You are far sited and should look into some reading glasses. I'll..."
"There must be some mistake..." started Duo.
"No mistake," said Dr. Winner. "You couldn't read the chart and your were standing only three feet from it."
Duo didn't respond.
"Here is a prescription," she said. "Take this to our lens maker downtown and pick out some frames. Your turn Mr. Yuy."
She ushered Duo away from the chair and Heero sat down in his place.
"What seems to be the problem Mr. Yuy?" she asked a little tired sounding.
Duo finally came out of his trance.
"His eyes keep crossing," Duo answered for him.
"Hmmm," said Dr. Winner. "They aren't doing it now."
"Watch," said Duo. "Show her Heero."
Heero sighed then glared at the doctor.
"Well of course they cross if you make them." She said.
"I'm not," said Heero, sounding a bit hurt.
"He's trying to glare," said Duo. Through muffled laughter.
"Oh," said Dr. Winner. "I have an idea what's wrong. Here hold still."
She put some eye drops in Heero's eyes.
"These will relax your eyes," she said. "They will take a little while to work. I'll be back in five."
She left.
Duo watched Heero. His pupils eventually became dime sized.
"Whoa Heero," Duo chuckled "You look stoned!"
"Shutup," said Heero. Then he smiled. "or I'll tell everyone that you wear glasses."
"I don't wear glasses!" shot Duo. "That doctor's crazy! I'm Shingami!"
"The God of Death, who I bet can't tell how many fingers I'm holding up," said Heero putting three fingers right up to Duo's face.
"Uhh," went Duo. "Five?"
Heero kicked back and sneered
"What? Am I right?" asked Duo.
Heero just smirked.
Dr. Winner came back. By now Heero's eyes were so relaxed they were crossing without him having to glare.
"Just as I thought," said Dr. Winner. "You have lazy eye. Or in this case, lazy eyes."
"Hn?" went Heero.
"The muscles in both of your eyes are tired. When you try to focus them they give out and cross. This has probably been building up for a while."
"Wow," said Duo. "Heero, you've been glaring at people for years."
Heero looked at Duo. With the eye drops he couldn't even focus his eyes enough to make them stop crossing. He gave Duo a cross-eyed, drugged up looking frown.
"Stop it! Stop it!" cried Duo as he gasped for breath. "I can't take it!" He rolled around on the floor.
"Your eyes just need to rest," said Dr. Winner while she went to the back of the room to the cupboards. "Where this on one side for two weeks, then do the same on the other side."
Heero paled.
Duo choked on more laughter.
Dr. Winner had pulled out an eye patch.
"I'm not wearing that." Heero proclaimed.
"You will so," she replied. "Or your condition will worsen and your eyes will get stuck that way."
Heero sighed. What else could he do? He gave up and put on the patch.
"Arrrrg," went Duo. "Ahoy me matey!"
"Shutup, I'm warning you," said Heero menacingly.
"Avast ye scalawag!" yelled Duo. He closed one eye and proceeded to do a little jig around the room.
Heero pulled his gun out of nowhere and pointed it at Duo.
"AH!" went Duo. "I'm sorry! Really! You actually look kinda suave Heero!"
"Really?" asked Heero.
"Um yeah," answered Duo.
"I'm sorry," said Dr. Winner. "I have this little rule about guns in the office."
Heero put his gun away..... somewhere, and Duo relaxed.
"One more thing," she said. "You shouldn't go out with your pupils dilated. The sun could damage them. Do you have any sunglasses?"
Heero shook his head.
"That's ok," she said happily. "We have these."
She pulled out a pair of paper sunglasses with thin sheets of tinted plastic in them.
"Do I have too?" asked Heero unhappily. "I'm already wearing the eye-patch."
"Sorry,'' she replied. "The alternative is walking around with your eyes closed."
"Yeah, try that Heero," giggled Duo.
Heero pulled out his gun again.
"Um, Mr. Yuy..." started Dr. Winner.
"I know. I know. Outside Duo!"
"Yipe!" went Duo.
"Don't forget your sunglasses," said Dr. Winner.
Duo tried to hide behind the doctor.
"Ack!" said Dr. Winner. "OUT! Shoo shoo!"
Heero chased Duo out of the office.
"Make sure you both fill out your insurance!" Dr. Winner called after them. She watched while Heero and Duo ran around the parking lot.
Soooooooo? I could do maybe one more chapter. Maybe. It might take a little longer. This was done a while ago but my internet kept shutting off every ten minutes. Teehee, I'm tickling myself with this. Heero frowning with crossed eyes and dilated pupils. *snicker* Review! Review for goodness sake!