Title: Vincent and Rude Have An Argument
Author: S~I~T~H~E
E-mail: spirit_in_the_heavens_entrapped@hotmail.com
Rating: G
Fandom: FFVII
Notes: 1. Words in italics are actions. 2. This is the beta-read version.
Disclaimer: I own nothing yadder yader yader blah blah blah. There, happy?

Vincent: …

Rude: … … .. …..!

Tifa: Hi guys!

Rude: … …. ! … …!*^*(^( $*&^&!

Tifa: How dare you call me ugly! Cloud! She runs off screaming

Vincent: ….. ^*%£&! …..

Rude: *&^6 …!

The telephone rings

Vincent: Picks up phone …

Voice: WAZZZZZZZZZZUPPPPPPP!

Vincent: &^% ….. … …!

Voice: I'm not Cait Sith.

Vincent: ….

Voice: How did you know it was me?

Vincent: … …… … He hangs up

Rude: … &%^% *&$*&!

Vincent: …. … …! Shoots Rude 10 times in the head.

The End

Author's Notes:

Sorry to anyone who wanted more of my first fic but I can't be bothered to write any more at the moment. Feel free to put this in any fiction archive you own, just tell me first.

¬_¬ Review please!