Chapter 2 - The Blender

"BANJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MY IRON!!!!!!!???????" Kazooie Screamed.
Banjo was in the Bathroom, the only place where he can iron his yellow hiking pants peacefully.
Kazooie busted the door open.
"Ack!!!!" Banjo yelped as he ripped the shower curtain of the hooks to cover his body. "How many times do I have to tell you, KNOCK!"
There was a knock on the door.
"It's too late know, Kazooie!"
"But that wasn't me..."
"Really? Then who was it?"
Kazooie went to answer the door. It was Bottles and Jamjars.
"Well, whatdoyaknow, it's Foureyes and the Military Mole.
"Nice to see you too, Kazooie. Where's Banjo?"
"He's the bathroom wearing a curtain."
"Well, could you go get him?" Jamjars said, annoyed by Kazooie's Sassyness.
Eventually Bajo got to the door, WITH his pants on.
"Banjo, Kazooie, we have some thing to show you...."
"Is it a new move for me? Like Poison Eggs, or Beak&Arrow?" Kazooie said happily.
"No." Jamjars said abruptly.
Jamjars, Bottles, Banjo and Kazooie walked outside. The was a big, uh, something under a rather large bedsheet.
"Oh, wow, you got us a new bedsheet!!" Banjo exclaimed.
"NO NO!!! It's whats UNDER the sheet." Jamjars screamed.
":So we don't get the sheet..?" Banjo said sadly.
"I don't care, have it if you want! But look whats under the sheet!"
Banjo went and pulled the sheet off.
"Cool!! A new blender!"
At that moment Kazooie poked her head out from Banjo's backpack.
"It's not a blender!!!!! Its a Game/tv/comic Crossoverer!!!" Bottles said excitedly.