My Tenchi!

Ok, this is another one of my stupid songfics. Ayeka, Ryoko, and Tenchi singing.
It goes to the tune of Lil Romeo's "My Baby". Betcha didn't know Tenchi could rap,
huh?

Chorus:
Ayeka: Oh, Tenchi please give me a chance!
Ryoko: Uh-uh Ayeka, he don't need a girlfriend!
Ayeka: Won't you walk me home anyway?
Tenchi: Uhm, ok
Ryoko: Oh, Tenchi, you're the cutest boy you know…
Ayeka: He knows! He knows!
Girls together: So let me be your girlfriend! (grrrr!)

Tenchi: They call me Tenchi and I represent nothin' but me,
I live at the temple to train up me,
I got a daddy named M and a grandaddy ya see,
I been swordfighting since the age of three!
I got the concentration, and cause I'm like my mommy,
And plenty bad luck, these two are following me!
It's like that, whodi? (Ryoko: You drive me crazy)
It's like that, whodi? (Sasami: Wanna be a lady!)
It's like that, whodi? (Rio-Oki: Meow Meow Meow Me!)
It's like that, whodi? (Ayeka: No girl can fade me!)
I'll see ya at the pool!

Chorus

Ryoko: 16 years old, the best around,
That Ayeka can't seem ta come close to me!
If you see me in the air, I don't suggest you come close
I'm dangerous, and leave ya burned to toast!
I'll make ya run like a cheetah, cry like a baby,
I'm the Jerai pirate, the best around!
I'm a teenage girl from a different time,
And all I want is to catch Tenchi's eyes!
I got the police wantin' to lock up me,
By that time, Tenchi's mine, and they won't have a chance!
I'm R-Y-O-K-O
after he's mine, I'm headed back to my home!

Chorus

Ayeka (not rap, singing): Tenchi, I want you all to myself,
Don't want those other 5 around,
You're the Jerai prince, ya know,
That's why it's goin' down!
I hear her call you Romeo, well I'm your Juliet
You must be ready for me, but boy you're hard to get!

Chorus

Grandpa: Tenchi, go! You're makin' all the ladies mad!
Tenchi go! I don't want to hear these girls sing!
Tenchi go! I don't like to see this swing!
C'mon boy, do your thing!

Tenchi: That's all, folks!