Chapter 5 - The Web
The ship landed slowly on a paper-like ground. A man with brown hair was literally blown away. Banjo came out of the ship once again. The man got up.
"Who... WHAT the hell are you?"
"My names Banjo, and this.." Banjo pulled Kazooie out of the backpack "Is Kazooie."
The man looked down.
"Heh, nice pants."
"Uh, thanks, yellow really makes me look good, huh?"
"My names Peter, Peter Parker."
Kazooie jumped out of the backpack.
"SPIDERMAN!!!!!"
"Huh? What? How did you know? Who told you!?" Peter asked, scared.
Banjo looked around,
"Hey, this isn't a game or a TV show, this is a comic!!!"
Banjo looked back and Kazooie was tied up a webbing. "Hey! That's my partner you just tied up!! Kazooie, Ice Egg!!!"
Kazooie then spit and Ice Egg at Peter.
"Asshole" Kazooie said as she wriggled free from the webbing. "What did we come here for?
"Some kind of webbing..." Banjo exclaimed
"STUPID! That's what that Spiderman tied me up in! I have to unfreeze him!!!"
Kazooie then hocked up a Fire Egg and spat it at Peter.
"AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" Peter Screamed. Then he was burnt to a crisp.
"Uh, oops, I forgot, this is a comic..." Kazooie Said.
Kazooie saw that Peter's hand wasn't all burnt and she took the web making machine off his hand.
"Is that it?" Banjo asked.
"Yup. This thing makes that cool web-stuff!" Kazooie put the machine on her hand and jumped into Banjo's backpack. "Let's go!"
Banjo got in the ship and a few seconds later it disappeared.
The ship landed slowly on a paper-like ground. A man with brown hair was literally blown away. Banjo came out of the ship once again. The man got up.
"Who... WHAT the hell are you?"
"My names Banjo, and this.." Banjo pulled Kazooie out of the backpack "Is Kazooie."
The man looked down.
"Heh, nice pants."
"Uh, thanks, yellow really makes me look good, huh?"
"My names Peter, Peter Parker."
Kazooie jumped out of the backpack.
"SPIDERMAN!!!!!"
"Huh? What? How did you know? Who told you!?" Peter asked, scared.
Banjo looked around,
"Hey, this isn't a game or a TV show, this is a comic!!!"
Banjo looked back and Kazooie was tied up a webbing. "Hey! That's my partner you just tied up!! Kazooie, Ice Egg!!!"
Kazooie then spit and Ice Egg at Peter.
"Asshole" Kazooie said as she wriggled free from the webbing. "What did we come here for?
"Some kind of webbing..." Banjo exclaimed
"STUPID! That's what that Spiderman tied me up in! I have to unfreeze him!!!"
Kazooie then hocked up a Fire Egg and spat it at Peter.
"AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" Peter Screamed. Then he was burnt to a crisp.
"Uh, oops, I forgot, this is a comic..." Kazooie Said.
Kazooie saw that Peter's hand wasn't all burnt and she took the web making machine off his hand.
"Is that it?" Banjo asked.
"Yup. This thing makes that cool web-stuff!" Kazooie put the machine on her hand and jumped into Banjo's backpack. "Let's go!"
Banjo got in the ship and a few seconds later it disappeared.