Imp-Adventure in Babysitting

by Park Ryder

An accident led to the I.M.P. in charge of the Princess of Hell youngest cousin Sonya and Liz (my ocs). How would handle one of the toughest jobs: babysitting.

Hey guys! I know it's been a while since I wrote a story. Work has been killing me. Plus, I couldn't come up with something new to write but now I'm back!

This story is my first Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss crossover fanfics. This would be about the Imps meeting my OC Sonya and Liz for the first time.

So, relax and enjoy a story!

In Imp City, there was an important meeting. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona were in the meeting room. Blitzo was drawing some random stuff on the board.

Blitzo - "Alright everybody listens up! Thanks to the weapons we order thanks to Moxxie, we will able to kill motherfuckers even better and bloodier than before!"

Moxxie - *pleased* "Thank you sir. I have to admit using half of my paycheck was actually worth it. Especially how we were kidnapped by those so-called "Demon Hunters" and basically used all of our good weapons."

Millie - "I'll have to admit, it was one of my favorite fights! I've never chopped up so many people in my life."

Loona - *texting on her phone* "Eh. It was whatever. But the fighting was pretty cool though."

Blitzo - *excited* "Alright, let's test these babies out!"

Blitzo picked up a gun and was about to use it, but Moxxie quickly stopped him. He took the gun away like a parent taking scissors away from a child.

Moxxie - *sterner* "Sir! We can't practice inside here. Somebody could get hurt and lose an eye or something."

Blitzo - "Oh yeah that's right. Plus, last time you nearly burned my office and killed my new pet Eels Alejandro, Folder, Fish, and Fluffycakes."

Millie - *confused* "You actually names them?"

Blitzo - "Uh yeah? What was I supposed to call them?"

Moxxie - *sighs* "Look I said I was sorry about that Sir. How many more time you want me to say it?"

Blitzo - "When I forget. Anyway, where should we practice?"

Millie - "The parking lot?"

Blitzo - "Nah. Too many fucking cars. Plus, I just had my van painted. I don't want any scratches on it."

Moxxie - "What about the park?"

Blitzo - "Oh perfect! There are also a bunch of dick holes we can practice our new weapons on."

()()()()()()()()

At the park, the IMPS was hiding in the bushes. Blitzo was looking around for targets like a cat. Then he found a perfectly normal looking one sitting on a bench with his girlfriend. Blitzo took out one of his new guns and cocked it.

Blitzo - "Okay you guys ready for some shooting target practice?"

Millie - "You betcha Boss!"

Moxxie looked over his shoulder to make sure no other demon was looking at them.

Moxxie - *nervous* "Um sir? Are you sure it's appropriate to use our new weapons on people?"

Blitzo - *uncaring* "This is hell, Moxxie. Nobody cares if a weirdo gets killed."

Millie - "He got a point Moxx."

Moxxie - "But what if it's someone really important?"

Blitzo - *annoyed "Oh what royal fuck comes here?

Moxxie - "Umm maybe Stolas or the other overlords?"

Blitzo - *dismissed* "Oh please they won't come here. Besides, Stolas is with his kid seeing some movie."

Blitzo then shot the victim and he kneeled in a bush. The girlfriend looked shocked and concerned.

Millie - "Ooh nice shot sir!"

Blitz - *proudly* "Thanks!"

Moxxie - *sighs* "Oh alright. As long it's not an important demon."

Moxxie began to take out a bow and arrow. He began to shoot random demons as well. He even caught one in the eye.

Demon - "'My eye!"

Millie - "Ooh nice shot Moxxie!"

Moxxie - *happy* "Thanks Honey!"

Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie continued to shoot random demons. They were doing a good job and were happy that the new weapons were working. The best part was that nobody figured out that it was them shooting ransom people. Like Blitzo mentioned before "It's Hell. Nobody cares." Then Blitzo said:

Blitzo - *smug* "Watch this! I'm gonna shoot the new sleepy dart with my eyes closed. "

Blitzo closed his eyes and shot the dart gun. The gun ricochets to different things like a bench, flowers, birdbath and then it's disappeared. Millie and Moxxie looked confused on how it missed someone.

Moxxie - "Uh sir? I think you missed?"

Blitzo - *opened his eyes* "Oh. Eh well must be a piece of shit, Anyways, who wants lunch?"

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Meanwhile, Charlie's youngest cousin Sonya was on her skateboard heading to her cousin's hotel for a visit. Sonya was looking down on her phone texting her cousin and finished.

Sonya - There! Now Cousin Charlie will know I'm coming."

Then her twin sister Liz came out in shadow form. She was looking a bit annoyed.

Liz - *annoyed* "Ugh, why am I doing the work?"

Sonya - *annoyed* "Dude, you just moved our body so we don't fall off on my skateboard while I text Cousin Charlie."

Liz - *whine* "While it took hours!"

Sonya - "It was only a few minutes! Drama Twin. *Then she felt something hit her arm* Ow! What the-? "

Sonya looked down and saw a dart in her arm. She quickly took the dart out and threw it aside. At first, she was worried if she was getting aimed, but then quickly dismissed it. Demons in hell are always throwing and shooting random things in the street. Not even caring that if it hit people.

Sonya - "Stupid demons…Always throwing crap around."

Liz - "At least it was not a gunshot."

Sonya - "True that."

Then a few minutes later, Sonya started to feel woozy and dizzy. Liz was starting to get worried for her twin.

Liz - *concerned* "Dude you don't look so good."

Sonya - *tired* "I know…I think it was from that dart gun."

Blitzo was in his van singing along to Mustang Dong. Moxxie was covering his eyes cause of the terrible music and Millie was just happily looking out the window. Then all of a sudden, he saw a kid on a skateboard not going fast enough.

Blitzo - *trying to stop the van* "OH SHIT!"

Blitzo not only spun the wheel, but hit the brake as quickly as possible. But as the van was stopping, it still bumped into Sonya. Sonya then fell off her skateboard and she fell on the ground. Just when she was about to get up, her skateboard hit her head and she was unconscious and facing down on the ground.

Blitzo - "Okay who did I hit?"

Moxxie and Millie got out of the van to see. They both saw Sonya face down on the ground with her hood covering her head.

Moxxie - *worried* "Oh crumbs! It's a little kid!"

Millie - *concerned "Oh my! The poor thing!"

Blitzo - "So just leave it! I mean the kid is probably just an orphan or something."

Moxxie - *mad* "Sir no we aren't doing that! I'm gonna check if the little guy is okay."

Moxxie ran toward Sonya's body. He kneeled down and was relieved that he didn't see any blood or anything. Moxxie carefully moved Sonya's body and noticed something familiar. Then Moxxie moved Sonya's hair and noticed it was blonde. His eyes widened and recognized the red dots on her cheeks and Moxxie screamed in horror.

Millie - *concerned* "Honey what's wrong!?"

Moxxie - *scared* "SIR! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DONE?!"

Blitzo - "What? It's just a kid. It's not dead…Wait, is it?"

Moxxie - *paranoid* "T-This isn't just any kid! This is the princess's cousin as in LUCIFER'S NIECE!"

Millie - *shocked* "What?!"

Blitzo - "Oh. Oh...*slowly start to realize* OH SHIT!"

Millie - *try to calm them now* "Now now let's not panic."

Moxxie - *freaking out* "THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC HONEY! *Start to hyperventilate* Her uncle is going to kill us!"

Millie - *trying to stay calm* "Come down Moxx, you're gonna have a panic attack!"

Moxxie - *freaking out* "I CAN'T! THE KING GONNA MOUNT OUR HEADS ON THE WALL FOR HURTING HIS NIECE!"

Millie - "Shhh Shh! Calm down sweetie!"

Moxxie - "WE ARE DEAD! WE ARE SO DEAD- "

Then Blitzo gave Moxxie a hard slap on the cheek. Normally Millie would tear somebody apart for hurting her husband, but she knows Blitzo was only trying to calm down Moxxie. The slap actually did work because Moxxie was actually calm.

Blitzo - "Calm your baby dick Moxxie! Alright look, it's no big deal. We will just take her back to headquarters until she wakes up. I mean what harm could it do?"

Moxxie - *disbelief* "That's your plan?!"

Blitzo - "Do you have a better idea?! *Moxxie stood silent* I didn't think so!"

Blitzo picked up Sonya and slung her over his shoulder. Moxxie and Millie got back in the van as Blitzo carefully handed them Sonya's unconscious body. Sonya's head was now laying on Moxxie's lap as Millie held on to Sonya to make sure she didn't fall. After settling in, Blitzo started the car and quickly drove off. The only thing that was left behind was Sonya's hat and skateboard.

Less than 15 minutes later, The IMPS made it to their building. Blitzo parked the van, and to the back where Moxxie and Millie were sitting with Sonya's body. He opened the door, and carefully carried out Sonya's body and slung her over his shoulder again. Millie and Moxxie got out and all three of them ran inside the building and to their office. They saw Loona on her phone texting and she looked up, and saw Blitz carrying Sonya over his shoulders.

Loona - *deadpanned* "You guys got a souvenir from the living world?"

Moxxie - *scared* "She's not from the living world! She's Lucifer's niece!"

Loona - *shocked* "Wait what?! How the fuck did you guys get her?"

Moxxie - "Because somebody hit her with the van!"

Blitzo - *defended* "Oh shut the fuck up! How was I supposed to know it was the head honcho's relative?!"

Millie - "Uh, Blitzo, you can easily tell from those cute rosy dot cheeks she has. Everybody knows that Lucifer's relatives have those."

Blitzo - "Big fucking deal! Look, we just had a little accident is all. We are all gonna be fine. We just leave the kid here and wait until she wakes up. If not, then we can always bury her. I know a good place."

Moxxie - *appalled* "Blitzo!

Blitzo - "What?!"

Moxxie - "Take this seriously! Please! I don't wanna die!"

Loona - *annoyed* "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Blitzo - "Loonie's right we need to set this kid downand think of a plan."

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Meanwhile at the hotel Charlie kept looking at her phone. Charlie was getting worried because it had been almost an hour since her cousin texted her back. She also knew that Sonya and Liz hates being late to everything.

Charlie - *worried* "Where could Sonya and Liz be? They should've been here by now."

Vaggie - "Maybe They are a little late. It happens sometimes."

Angel - *shrugs* "Or she gets a snack. Just give them a few more minutes Princess. You shouldn't get your panties up your ass so much."

Charlie - "Well alright. I can't help but worry though. I mean they are my baby cousins after all."

Angel - *rolled his eyes* "They are not babies anymore Princess. What's like 12 now? That's almost a teen."

Husk - "Yeah the kid is almost reaching his manhood."

Vaggie - *annoyed* "Womanhood!"

Husk - *rolled his eyes* "Whatever!"

Charlie - "Anyway, Sonya and Liz are only 11 years old, Angel. They are still little kids."

Angel - *dismissive* "That is still close to almost a teenager. Beside when I was about their age, I already knew how to shoot some random fucks. Anyway, you shouldn't worry so much."

Charlie - *relaxing* "Well...alright. I'll give it a bit more time."

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Later back at IMP headquarters, Sonya slowly started to wake up and saw that she was on a couch with a pillow under her head, a blanket covering her, her sweater on the side of the sofa, her shoes next to the sofa, and an ice pack on her head. She slowly began to sit up, rubs her head and said:

Sonya - *sluggish* "Huh...Where am I?

How did I... get here?"

Loona looked up from her magazine and saw that Sonya was now awake. But she still looked sluggish and had some purple bags under her eyes like if she had raccoon eyes on her. Then Loona began to shout:

Loona - *yelling* "HEY DICKHEADS! THE LITTLE DEMON KID IS AWAKE!"

Moxxie begins rushing in and goes to see Sonya now awake. He was much calmer now then he was then the last hour. But he was still a little nervous about meeting the King of Hell's relatives.

Sonya - *confused* "Who are you?"

Moxxie - *looked relief* "Oh thank goodness you're alive. I'm Moxxie."

Sonya - "I'm Sonya. Sonya Morningstar."

Loona - *to Sonya* "We already know your last name, kid. I mean it's obvious you are related to Lucifer. Even a blind asshole can see that."

Then Blitzo and Millie came in. Millie was relieved that Sonya was awake. So was Blitzo. However, with Blitzo, he was just happy that now he won't get in trouble with Lucifer.

Millie - "Oh thank goodness the little sweetie alright. I'm Millie, I'm also Moxxie's wife."

Blitzo - "And I'm Blitzo. The O is silent by the way."

Sonya - "What O?"

Blitzo - *happy* "Oh smart kid! I like that. Anyway, I'm the owner of IMP."

Sonya - *confused* "IMP?"

Blitz: "Immediate Murder Professionals. We go to the living world and kill people."

Sonya - "Oh! Like ninjas?"

Moxxie - *chuckles* "Well actually we are assassins."

Blitzo - "Ya knows I originally wanted us to dress like ninjas, but I can't wear those ninja clothes. I can't fucking breath in those things and always make my dick itchy."

Mille - "And people pay us to kill on earth. The killing is the best part!"

Sonya - "Oh that's cool…*realized* hey wait…I seen your commercial on TV! It's really catchy and cool."

Blitz - *prideful* You're fucking right it's cool! *to Moxxie* Unless some less talent baby trolls, that music helped us on getting more assholes who want fucking heads to roll. We get to the living world and we killed those who are fucked!"

Sonya - *confused* "Is it like a revenge thing or something?"

Moxxie - *uncertain* "Well I guess you can say that. But just so you know, we don't go to the human world to start a massacre."

Loona - *rolled her eyes* "That what exactly what you guys do dummy."

Sonya - "Look I appreciate you looking after me, but I need to go. My parents and my cousin must be worried about me and-."

Sonya was about to get up, but fell on her knees and held her head. She still felt dizzy and sluggish from the dart gun. Moxxie and Millie quickly rushed to her side.

Millie - *concerned* "Oh honey are you okay?"

Sonya - *moans* "Kind of…"

Blitzo - *nervously* "U-Uh this doesn't have to do with me hitting you with the van? Because when you think about it, I only bump into you."

Sonya - *slowly shook her head no* "I got hit with this thing."

Sonya took the dart out of her pocket. Moxxie took the dart, examined it and eyes widened.

Moxxie - "Sir! This is the dart that you shot. It must have hit Sonya."

Blitzo - "What? How? She wasn't even fucking there! Unless she could turn invisible because I know some royal chucklefucks have some strange ass powers."

Sonya - "No…I was skateboarding. And then I felt something hit my arm and it was that needle thingy."

Moxxie - "It's a dart. These are specialized to knock anybody out, even humans. The effect of the dart is still in your bloodstream and normally it wears off in a short while. But due to you being a child, you have to wait until it is out of your system. Which could take a few hours."

Sonya - *dismayed* "Oh man…"

Millie - "Aw don't worry honey we will take care of you! We'll be right by your side."

Sonya - "Oh thank you. But I need to call my parents and cousin. They are worried about me and- "

Moxxie - "Oh don't worry about it. We will take care of that. In the meantime, do you need anything?"

Sonya - *shakes her head* "No thank you, I'm alright. I just need to rest a bit. But I think I'll be alright."

Moxxie - "Sir is there something you would like to say to Sonya?"

Blitzo - "No. I'm going to my office."

He went to his office and slammed the door. It left the others confused since he never really acted like this.

Sonya - *confused* "What's up with him?"

Moxxie - *annoyed* "Ugh probably in another of his moods, I guess. Sorry about that."

Sonya - "It's fine…I just need to rest more."

Sonya fell back to sleep on the couch. The dart effect was still affecting her.

()()()()()()()()()

Meanwhile Charlie was still waiting for Sonya and Liz. An hour had pass and still no answer from both of them.

Charlie - *worried* "Where are they? I'm really getting worried now. I keep calling and texting but nothing."

Angel - "Maybe we should call her parents or something?"

Vaggie - *impressed* "Wow for once you had a good idea."

Angel - "Well I only said that to get the stick the princess has in her ass. Besides, Sonya and Liz could've gone home instead. Or got lost."

Charlie - *anxious* "I'll call her parents right now!"

Charlie began to dial her uncle's number. Vaggie punched Angel in the arm for making Charlie freak out even more. After a few minutes her Uncle Azrael picked up.

Azrael - "Hello?"

Charlie - "Hi Uncle Azrael. It's me Charlie."

Azrael - *happy* "Oh hello honey! What can I do for you?"

Charlie - "Did Sonya go back home?"

Azrael - "Actually no. We were about to call and ask you the same thing. We haven't received calls or anything. Zella and I even tried calling Liz and nothing."

Charlie - *worried* Neither did I. I have no idea where they could be. I think they could be missing it in danger."

Azrael - *determined* "Then we must find them! I'll go tell their mother."

Charlie - *determinate* "Yeah! I'll call you when I find them."

Azrael - "Thank you."

Charlie - "No problem. Call you soon." *Hangs up* come on guys let go find them!"

Vaggie - "Of course! "

Angel - "On it!"

Charlie - *touched* "Aw Angel, it's sweet that you care."

Angel - *scoff* "I'm not getting soft Princess. Sonya and Liz are one a few people I actually like."

Vaggie - "Well let's go find them now!"

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Meanwhile back at the IMP building, Blitzo smelled something was cooking and it smelled really good. He followed the smell and it was coming from the kitchen. Blitzo went to the kitchen and saw Moxxie was cooking some soup.

Blitzo - "Watcha cooking their Moxx? Is it lunch for all of us? Cause if it is, don't add any peas in there. I fucking hate peas."

Moxxie - *annoyed* "It's soup. But it's not for us. It's for the little demon child. She woke up a while ago and said she felt a little hungry."

Blitzo - *dismayed* "Oh. Well can't she get it herself? I mean you're not her baby dick butler."

Moxxie - *annoyed* "She could if SOMEBODY didn't shoot her with a dart and hit her with the van!"

Blitzo - *mad* "Oh will you shut up about that?! I only bump into her and I didn't know that was the big guy's niece! You act like I committed a crime!"

Moxxie - *mad* "Sir, technically you did since we aren't allowed to kill or dangerously harm anyone of the head honcho's family. Anyone with a third-grade education would know that!"

Millie - "Moxxie is actually right Blitzo. You're lucky it was just one of those sleepy darts. What if you accidentally shot her with real bullets?"

Moxxie - *paranoid* Or angelic ones?!

She could've died and it would've been on your heads!"

Blitzo - "But we could have buried her and not gotten caught."

Both - *appalled* "Blitzo!"

Blitz - "Oh come on! That's what we always do!"

Moxxie - *serious* "Sir, aren't you forgetting that she is Lucifer's niece? Even though she's a little kid, she still part of the royal family and we have to make sure she taken care of or else! I don't want to die from our king!"

Millie - "Hell, neither do I!"

Moxxie - "And please try to be nice to her. After all she's a little kid."

Blitz - *mad* "Haven't you forgotten that the last kid we had was a complete asshole? And how he called me a greedy selfish clown? It still hurt me inside that he called me a clown!"

Moxxie - "That was one kid. Not all kids are like that."

Millie - "Why don't you give Sonya a chance. She's a good kid. She told me how she loves the Pain Games! *dismayed* Still wish I can be in it though…I only cause 9 funerals and I get banned."

Blitzo - "That what she wants you both to think! Next thing you know she could either literally stab you in the fucking back or turn out to be some creepy adult who only act like a kid."

Moxxie - *weird out* "You seriously need to lay off the coffee."

Millie - "Yeah try to relax and actually get to know to Sonya."

()()()()()()()()()

Sonya was now sitting up and was feeling better than before. She noticed Loona was drinking beer and was watching a video on her phone. However, she still felt a little sluggish and dizzy. Sonya took out her phone but realized that it's broken. Even Liz's phone was broken much to their dismayed. Liz came out in her shadow form said:

Liz - "You sure we can trust these weirdos?"

Sonya - "Sure I can. I mean they saved us. And they are taking care of us…Well me because I don't want you suffer this too."

Liz - "Yeah, I know. But I don't know about this. I say we should get out of here…After we still steal some stuff of course. see *Sonya gives her a disapprove look* What? It's for souvenirs."

Sonya - *rolled her eyes* "I can't. Not only that's wrong, that dart really weakened me. Heck, my legs even feel like jelly."

Liz - *concerned* "Aw man…That's not good. Hey, what if you transform into me? I can get us out of here. *smug* I am strong after all."

Sonya - *doubtful* "Guess it can't hurt to try."

Loona - *confused* "Who are you talking to?"

Sonya - "Liz."

Loona - *confused* "Who the fuck is Liz?"

Sonya - *pointed to Liz* "Her."

Liz came out in shadow form and started to wave at Loona. Loona almost spit her drink from shock but luckily, she didn't. Then Moxxie, Millie and Blitzo came out of the chicken. Moxxie was holding a bowl of soup on a table tray with a cup of juice.

Moxxie - "Soup's ready! I hope you- "

Moxxie's eyes widened in shock and saw Liz. The same goes for Millie and Blitzo who were also shocked yet confused.

Blitzo - "Alright I'm gonna be the one to say it: who or what the fuck is that thing?"

Sonya - "Well I tried to tell you guys earlier: This is my twin sister Liz. She and I share the same body. We were born that way due to being a Gemini."

Loona - "Okay that's weird."

Moxxie - "I guess that makes sense…Uh I made you some soup!"

Sonya - *happy* "Oh thanks!

She started to eat some. The soup was helping her feel a little better. Plus, the taste was really good.

Sonya - "Wow this is really good!"

Moxxie - *proud* "Thanks! It's my wife's recipe."

Millie - "So Sonya tells us about yourself and Liz."

Blitzo - "Yeah because it doesn't make any fucking sense. Like how the hell does she live inside you? I mean do you have to turn yourself inside out so she can come out?"

Sonya - "Uhh no? We just share the same body. We also take turns being the shadow. To get Liz out, I have to prick my finger with something pointy like a needle. To get me out, someone from my family have to hug and pet Liz's head at the same time."

Loona - "And being born a Gemini? How does that even freakin work?"

Sonya - "Well it's a rare star in hell because it's a pure Earth one. The rest are just copies."

Moxxie - "Oh yes! I heard about that in a book I read. It only come out every decade."

Sonya - *nodding* "Yeah. So, Liz and I were born during the time the Gemini star was out."

Moxxie - "Now it makes more sense."

Sonya - "Thanks. Not a lot of people believe it though."

Millie - "Yeah some people can be stubborn assholes."

Blitzo - "Yeah. Besides the magic stars, it must be REALLY cool living the royal life. Having all that money and that shit."

Sonya - "Well not always."

Moxxie - *confused* "What do you mean?"

Sonya - "Well Liz and I go to 666 Hellmentary school. We didn't want to go to some fancy private or boarding school. Not only we would be away from our family, we would have to wear uniforms. And I rather wear a garbage bag."

Loona - "You have good taste."

Sonya - "And all of my cousins are complete assholes…Well except one."

Moxxie - "Who?"

Sonya - "Charlie. She's the best cousin I ever have. The rest didn't like me or Liz for being born different."

Blitzo - *scoff* "Oh please! Like I have heard that excuse before."

Sonya - *offended* "Excuse me? Is there a problem you have?"

Blitz - *mad* "Don't act like you're some sad ass demon kid with a sad ass life! How could some kid come from a royal big shot family and have a sad story life."

Sonya - *mad* "Shut up! Do you have any idea what I've been through?! I didn't exactly have a fairytale life you know!"

Blitzo - "How the fuck can you not have a fairy tale life?! You're a royal hotshot!"

Moxxie - "Sir stop!"

Sonya - *mad* "You just don't get it. The only thing I get now that you're a big jackass!

Blitzo - *offended* "Excuse me?!"

Sonya - "If you don't want me here then I'll leave!"

Moxxie - "Wait you can't, the dart hasn't left your body yet! "

Sonya - "I don't care! If your jackass if a boss wants me to leave then I'll go! I'm not gonna be pushed around by some red dick face!"

Blitzo - "Oh fine go then get out!"

Sonya - "Gladly!"

She stands to walk away but her legs still jiggle like gelatin. She grabbed her sweater and left the door. Sonya was still muttering to herself on how Blitzo was rude to her. But she stops in the middle of the hallway to rest her legs a little. What she didn't noticed was a Prince opening a portal to the building.

Sonya - *mad* "Stupid Imp...thinking I had a good life...Grr he's such a jackass! I never want to near this place again as long I- "

"Excuse me"

Sonya turned around and saw Stolas. Her eyes widened, jaws dropped, and began to blush. Even her hands felt sweaty. She has never experienced such a feeling like this before. Sonya even felt her heart beating fast and was acting as if she lost her voice. Then she swallowed and spoke.

Sonya - *shyly* "W-Who are you?"

Stolas - "Oh I'm Stolas. The Ars Goetia Prince of Hell."

Sonya - *nervously* "H-Hi. I-I'm Sonya Morningstar. I-It nice to meet you your majesty."

Stolas - *smiles* "The pleasure is mine my dear. I'm just here to see a sexy little imp name Blitzo."

Sonya - *upset* "O-Oh you mean that jerk? Go right ahead c-because he just kicked me out."

Stolas - *surprised* "What? A little girl like you?"

Sonya - "Yeah...He's a rude jerk."

Stolas - *suspicious* "Hmmm. Maybe I should go talk to him. I don't think it's like him to do that."

He went to the office and knocked on the door. Then Moxxie opened the door and saw Stolas.

Stolas - "Hello there."

Moxxie - *surprised* "Oh hello your majesty! What can we do for you?"

Stolas - "I need to speak to Blitzy please."

Millie - "Oh of course! He's in his office. But he's not in a good right now."

Stolas - "Don't worry. I know how to handle him when he's like this."

Stolas goes to see Blitzo who was sitting in his desk. He was sourly playing with his toy horses.

Stolas - *cleared his throat* "Hello Blitzy."

Blitzo shot up and fell out of his chair. He looked up and saw Stolas.

Blitzo - *annoyed* "Oh god what do you want?"

Stolas - *serious* "I need to speak with you."

Blitzo - *annoyed* "Oh god is if about fucking me in my office you can forget it! I just had this table clean and I don't want any feathers on it."

Stolas - "It's not that and I wish you wouldn't be so rude right now."

Blitzo - *sighs* "Fine sorry. What is it you want?"

Stolas - *sterner* "I heard you were very rude to a young lady just now."

Blitzo - "Oh the Princess's cousin? So what?"

Stolas - "You know Blitzy, I never imagine you being rude to a child. Especially one that belong in Lucifer's family. And why is she here anyway?

Blitzo - "Because she got in my fucking way for shooting practice. Plus, I accidentally bump into her with my van."

Stolas - *shocked* "You shot her?!"

Blitzo - *defensive* "Not on purpose!

She got in my way! Plus, I didn't fully hit her with my van, it was just a bump."

Stolas - "You should be lucky she wasn't killed! And you should also be lucky that she's okay because Lucifer would have made you into a new pelt."

Blitzo - "Like I give a fuck!"

Stolas - *concerned* "I sense something bothering you. What is it?"

Blitzo - "Like I would tell you."

Stolas - *teasing* Oh come on where's my happy Blitzy? You can be honest with me."

Blitzo - *sighs* Fine. Last time we saved a kid he was an asshole. He insulted me and my staff. Even though he was the right target, he was still an asshole!"

Stolas - Oh I see. But just because one kid was an asshole doesn't mean all kids are. My point is that you can't just judge children. Well not all of them anyway."

Blitzo - "But she tried to make up a sob story saying her cousins hated her."

Stolas - "Hated her?"

Blitzo - "She was born as some weird shit because of a rare star."

Stolas - "Oh! You mean the Gemini star? I seen it every decade. It's so beautiful."

Blitzo - "Well it made the kid share the same body with her twin. But what I don't fucking get is that she come from a royal family yet she makes a sob story saying she wasn't popular. Like how can you be miserable?"

Stolas - "Blitzo, you need to understand this: it doesn't matter if you come from a rich or poor society. You can still be feeling sad and miserable. Trust me, she's not the only one who felt like that."

Blitzo - *eyes widen* "Even you felt like that? But you're a rich asshole."

Stolas - "Money doesn't matter Blitzy. You can still feel miserable and alone. Trust me, Stella made me miserable for not acting like a "proper royal".

Those words struck Blitzo's head like a bullet. He never considers somebody like Stolas to be miserable despite being a royal member of a high-class family. Then this feeling he was having was telling him that he was wrong for treating Sonya and Liz rudely. It was guilt. Something that he didn't like feeling.

Blitzo - *sighs* "I'm gonna apologize to the kid. Maybe I was a little hard on her."

()()()()()()()()()

Meanwhile, Sonya was still in the hallway blushing and standing there. Liz came out and look consider for her sister.

Liz - *concerned* "Dude you, ok?"

Sonya - "Huh? Oh! Y-Yeah! I'm fine! I just never expected to meet a prince. And a cute one…"

Liz - *teasingly* "Oooh someone has a crush on a prince!"

Sonya - *denial* "What! No! What makes you say that?!"

Liz - "You never acted like this. I mean never in our life."

Sonya - "Me either. I never even had a crush before."

Then a door slam open and it was an angry client. The client was a big buff red and black bull. He was wearing a sleeveless brown shirt, jeans and no shoes. He even had horns and a tail.

Sonya - *confused* "What the?"

Client - *angry* "Where the hell is your boss?! He screwed me over, and I want my money back!"

Sonya - *confused* "Excuse me? I don't work here. I'm just going home

Client - "Then where is he?!"

Sonya - "How should I know?! Don't bit g at me about nothing

Client - *angry* "What did you say brat?!"

Sonya - "You heard me! Get out of my way!"

Client - *enraged* "You little fucking twerp!"

The client grabbed Sonya, and pushed her up against the wall. Sonya began to struggled but it was hard due the demon being strong.

Sonya - *struggle* "Let me go!"

Client - "Make me!"

Sonya - "I'll fight you! I swear I'll knock you dead!"

The Client laughs like if Sonya told a funny joke. It made Sonya and Liz even more pissed. Then the Client said:

Client - *smug* "You and what army?"

Sonya - "You asked for it!"

Sonya see's a nail on the wall and she quickly pricks herself. She first passed out which left the client confused. Then Liz came out with her wild hair, red eyes and sharp teeth smile.

Liz - "Badaboom! Time to die bitch!"

Client - "Bring it! I can squash you like a bug right now!"

Liz - "Not without your hand!"

Liz took out her scissors from her pocket and stab the Client's hand. The client screamed in pain and Liz was free. Liz quickly took off Sonya's sweater to make sure she didn't mess it up or get it dirty. Although she wishes that she had time

to change into her clothes but knew it's not the time. The client looked angry and began to fight Liz.

Client - "You're going down!"

Liz - "In ya dreams!"

The fight still continues on. Liz was starting to feel the effect of the dart, but didn't care. All the noises and crashing were getting Millie and Moxxie's attention. Loona was just getting annoyed by the sound because she couldn't focus on her magazine.

Millie - "What is going on out there?!"

Moxxie - "Why is there crashing and screaming?!"

Loona - "I don't know. Go check it out and tell them to keep it down!"

Moxxie and Millie left the office to see what was going on. They see Liz and the client in a fight

Millie - *confused* "Who is she?"

Moxxie - *worried* "Where's Sonya?!"

Liz - *as she was fighting* "Relax! She's in her shadow form. I got this bastard!"

Liz got the upper hand on the client. Even though the client was throwing some punches, Liz managed to dodge some. Liz would use her scissors to give the client some cuts and stabs. Moxxie and Millie were amazed on how a young child like Liz can fight.

Millie - *amazed* "Wow she's good!"

Moxxie - *impressed* "Yeah, she is. But should we help her?"

Millie - "I'm not sure I think she got this."

All of a sudden, the effect from the dart was starting to take effect on Liz. She started to feel dizzy and sluggish. Even her vision was starting to be blurry.

Liz - *feeling dizzy "No... Not now."

Liz legs began to wobble and she fell on the ground. She even began to pant. Moxxie and Millie looked concerned and began to take out their weapons to help her.

Liz - *sluggish* "Oh man…"

Client - *smug* "Ha! Look at your sad pathetic self! I knew you couldn't defeat me."

Liz - "Fuck you dumb-ass!"

Client - *angry* What did you say you brat? Not my fault your boss is a stupid asshole who couldn't do a job right!"

Liz - "He may be a jackass, but he's actually a cool killer."

Blitzo came to see what the commotion was and told Stolas to stay back so he wouldn't get in the way. Then he saw Liz looking weak, bruised up but had scissors in her hands. Then there was a client who also looked beat up. He grimaced because he remembered that the client who kept calling him about a refund for killing the wrong person. Then he heard what Liz saying:

Liz - "Thanks to those two, *points to Millie and Moxxie* They told me how them and their boss go around killing people. I think it's pretty badass how their boss is with guns and killing people. He makes Imps sound cool."

Blitzo - *touched* "Wow...maybe that kid isn't so bad after all."

Client - "Ha! Keep talking and this knife will be in your throat." takes out a pocket knife

Liz - *groans* "Fuck off!"

Liz used her strength she has left and kicked the client in the shins. The Client got angry and grabbed Liz and slammed her to the wall. Before he can punch her, or Moxxie and Millie can fight, Blitzo shoots him in the arm that was gonna punch Liz. The Client screamed in pain and even let go holding Liz in his grip and she limped toward Millie and Moxxie.

Blitzo - "Back off fucko!"

Client - "You fucked up my order!"

Blitzo - "How the fuck we were suppose to know that the target you wanted had a freakin twin?!"

Client - "You give me my money or else!"

Moxxie - "Sir just give him the money!"

Blitzo - "No way! I don't give back money to clients who weren't specific on their target. *serious* And I especially don't give back money to a client on hurting a kid."

Blitzo shoots the client two more times in the same arm and leg. The client screamed in pain and was bleeding. He could see that Blitzo was serious and wasn't scared at all. He can tell he made a big mistake.

Blitzo - "Either you leave, or you will have more holes in you than Swiss cheese."

Not wanting to make this worse, the Client groaned and limped his way out the building. Liz, Millie and Moxxie were amazed at how Blitzo handled it on his own.

Liz - *impressed* "Holy crap...You save me and Sonya...But why?"

Blitzo - "Well lets just say I had some thinking to do."

"Thanks to me."

They all turned around and saw Stolas coming out the room and to the hallway.

Liz - "Really?"

Stolas - "I convince Blitzy to give you a chance."

Liz - "You did? But why? I thought you didn't like me or Sonya for having the fairy tale life.

Blitzo - Because I realize...You guys aren't not bad. Anybody could have a crappy life even if they are rich."

Liz - "Yeah. I mean no life is perfect."

Blitzo - "Yeah like Moxxie's. His wife pegs him like once a week."

Moxxie - *embarrassed* "Sir!"

Liz began to laugh. But then she started to cough much to the concerned of the others.

Millie - *worried* "You okay sweetie?"

Liz - *groans*That dart is taking its effect on me too even though I switched with Sonya…Oh god I feel like crap…"

Moxxie - "Here lets get you back to the couch."

Blitzo - "Let me help out."

They take her to the couch. Liz was sitting up but admitted, sitting down did help her feel a little better. Moxxie looked at her and noticed some bruises and cuts on her.

Moxxie - "Oh dear. *To Millie* Honey, can you get the first aid kit for bandages?"

Millie - "Of course honey."

Millie went to the bathroom and got out the first aid kit. For once, it had some things like bandages, gauze, peroxide water, etc. Sometimes their first aid kit would be either empty, or full with random stuff like used condoms, trash or even left-over food. Millie bought the first aid kid and help cover up Liz's wounds. Then she was all bandages up.

Liz - *sluggish* "Thanks...God that dart was strong…"

Stolas - "Also does your family know you're here?"

Liz - "No... My phone broke and so did my sister's."

Stolas - "Blitzy, why don't you call her parents or somebody to pick them up?"

Blitzo- "Right. We were suppose to do it earlier but some shit happened. *To Liz* "Okay kid, what's your parents' number?"

Liz - "Uh some random numbers?"

Blitz - *deadpanned* "That's not helping, I know like fifty random numbers. We need a real number sweetie."

Liz - *thinks* "Okay I think it's 666 902 3459."

Blitz - "Okay thanks. *He dials the number* Hope somebody pick up."

It rings until someone answers.

"Hello?"

Blitzo - "Yeah hi. Are you Liz Morningstar's parents?"

"No. I'm Angel Dust. The popular pornstar in Hell!"

Blitzo - *surprised* "What?! No way! I seen your movies! You really have a nice dick."

Angel - "Oh thanks! I been told a lot."

Moxxie - *annoyed* "Sir! Call their parents!"

Blitzo - "I'm working on it! Hold your ass! *To Angel* Sorry, that was a pain in my ass."

Angel - "How the fuck you got my number? Did you get it on the wall at 666 Styx Street? It has been written there a lot."

Blitzo - "Well it turned out the Princess's cousin knew your number and- "

Angel - "Wait, Princess's cousin? As in the two little girls? Sonya and Liz?"

Blitzo - "Yeah! They are here with my and my workers in my office."

Angel - *relief* "Oh thank God! We have been looking for them. The only thing we found was Sonya's hat and the Princess along with their parents were getting worried about her precious baby cousins and daughters."

Blitzo - "Well don't worry. She's with the safest assassins you've ever met."

Angel - "Right. So, where all ya exactly?"

Blitzo - "Imp city. We are in a really tall fucking building called IMP."

Angel - "Good. Coming in a few minutes."

Blitzo - "Fantastic! Bye! *hangs* Okay the Princess and her buddies are coming to get you and your shadow sister."

Liz - "Oh that's great!"

Loona - "You know, I'm surprised you knew Angel Dust. He's like one of the most pornstar in Hell."

Liz - "He's, my bestie. Him and I go on turf wars sometimes and the only number that came to my head no thanks to that stupid darts."

Moxxie - "Speaking of that, there is some good news. I look it up, that dart should wear off the next day."

Liz - "Thank god because I feel like crap."

Millie - "Well just sit here and rest until your cousin comes, alright?"

Liz - "Okay."

Stolas - "Yes you deserve the rest. Especially with that fight you had."

Liz - * smiles* "Thank you Space Prince. And you Imps too. You guys aren't that bad."

()()()()()()()()()

After waiting 15 minutes, they saw a limo downstairs. The door quickly opened and it was Charlie who quickly grabbed Liz in a big hug. Liz was wincing a bit in pain and had trouble breathing due to the tight hug.

Charlie - "Oh my baby cousins! I'm so glad that you are okay! I thought I lost you guys!"

Angel - "Whoa easy Princess! You're gonna really lose them if you keep squeezing them like that."

Charlie realized that and saw that Liz was turning red. She quickly let Liz go and she began panting.

Charlie - *sheepishly* "Sorry about that. I was just really worried about you."

Vaggie - *see Liz's bandaged up and looked exhausted* "Whoa. What happened to you?"

Moxxie - *nervously* "Well um…"

Blitzo - "She got hit by a van and dart. Also, a client tried to kill her. But don't worry, we took care of it."

Charlie - "Well…I'm just glad that she's okay. Thank you so much for looking after my baby cousins."

Millie - "Anytime your highness."

Liz - *to the Imps* "And thanks again for saving and helping me out. You guys' rock."

Moxxie - *smiles* "Thanks. You too."

Blitzo - "And you and shadow sister can visit us any time you want."

Liz - "Really? Can we?"

Blitzo - "Yeah cause for a kid you were freaking badass in battle! Never knew you can use scissors as weapons."

Liz - "And fireworks. I love using fireworks. Plus, you are badass too! I'll admit I; I use to think of them as creepy weirdos but meeting you guys change that. I mean you are still weirdos but I really hope we can hang again sometime."

Blitzo - "Sure I have no prob with that."

Charlie - "Well come on, we better get you back home for rest."

Liz - "See ya soon Blitzo!"

Liz got into the limo with her cousins and others and they drove out the city. Blitzo smiles as they drive us. He actually was glad he met those two kids showing that not all kids are bad or royal life is perfect. Blitzo actually like the good feeling he was having in his chest and hope he can see Sonya and Liz again.

Hope you all like it!