Chapter 7 - The Powder
Note: I don't want to give anything away. But in this Chapter, when Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie is talking, I say Banjo1. And for anyone else, its Banjo2.
The ship slowly landed on some green grass.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Screamed a familiar looking bear in yellow shorts, as he drove his GoKart into the ship.
"What the..?" He said as he got out of the Kart.
Banjo came out of the ship.
"What the..?" He said as he got out of the Ship.
There Banjo stood face-to-face with...........
Himself.
"Who are you???!!!" Asked the Bear from the Kart.
"I was about to ask you the same thing!!" Banjo1 said. "Uh, if you don't mind me asking, what game is this?" Asked Banjo1.
"This is Diddy Kong Racing!! My names Banjo, what's yours?
"I GET IT!!! This is Diddy Kong Racing, this was the first game I was ever in! No wonder!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name's Banjo, also!!! Banjo1 said.
"Where are you from?" Banjo2 asked.
"Well, in the future, you'll be in this game Banjo-Kazooie, then, you'll be in another game called Banjo-Tooie! Im from Banjo-Tooie." Banjo1 said.
Kazooie then came out of the ship. She saw the two Banjos.
"Uh, Banjo..., I mean Banjos, what.., who..., why...?" Kazooie was confused.
"And there," Banjo exclaimed, "Is your loud mouth, ugly-ass partner, Kazooie."
Banjo told Kazooie every thing about how there is two Banjos and what game they're in.
"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kazooie said, then she went back to sleep.
"Wow, he's lazy." Banjo2 said.
"He?! That ugly thing was a girl, my friend." Banjo1 explained to Banjo2. "Anyways, do you know where we can find magic powder?" Banjo1 asked.
"There's this magic elephant over there that might have some..." Banjo2 said as he pointed to a large purple elephant in the distance. "Here, I'll give you a ride." Banjo2 said.
Then Banjo1 got in the GoKart and they drove off to see the elephant, the wonderful elephant of Oz.
When they got to the Elephant, he was baffled.
"Oh my goodness," he said in a Hindu-ish accent. (No offence to all you Hindus out there.) "There is more-than-one of you. How can this be? This is strange, very very strange!"
Then Banjo explained everything to him... Blah Blah Blah.....
"Magic Powder is the thing you seek? No! ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Elephant then ran away. As usual, Banjo flicked off the elephant and tied him in webbing. Then he took the powder.
"Cool!" Banjo2 said. "I've always wanted someone to do that!"
At that moment, Diddy Kong, and all the other racers came on fighter jets and started chasing after Banjo and Banjo.
"AAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed at the same time and began to run to there ships. Except Banjo2's ship was his GoKart, and Banjo1's ship was his uh, well, his ship. Banjo1 got in his ship and it soon disappeared. Banjo2, on the other hand, was shot to a million peices by the Jet Planes Bullets. (Jets are faster than GoKarts...)
Note: I don't want to give anything away. But in this Chapter, when Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie is talking, I say Banjo1. And for anyone else, its Banjo2.
The ship slowly landed on some green grass.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Screamed a familiar looking bear in yellow shorts, as he drove his GoKart into the ship.
"What the..?" He said as he got out of the Kart.
Banjo came out of the ship.
"What the..?" He said as he got out of the Ship.
There Banjo stood face-to-face with...........
Himself.
"Who are you???!!!" Asked the Bear from the Kart.
"I was about to ask you the same thing!!" Banjo1 said. "Uh, if you don't mind me asking, what game is this?" Asked Banjo1.
"This is Diddy Kong Racing!! My names Banjo, what's yours?
"I GET IT!!! This is Diddy Kong Racing, this was the first game I was ever in! No wonder!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name's Banjo, also!!! Banjo1 said.
"Where are you from?" Banjo2 asked.
"Well, in the future, you'll be in this game Banjo-Kazooie, then, you'll be in another game called Banjo-Tooie! Im from Banjo-Tooie." Banjo1 said.
Kazooie then came out of the ship. She saw the two Banjos.
"Uh, Banjo..., I mean Banjos, what.., who..., why...?" Kazooie was confused.
"And there," Banjo exclaimed, "Is your loud mouth, ugly-ass partner, Kazooie."
Banjo told Kazooie every thing about how there is two Banjos and what game they're in.
"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kazooie said, then she went back to sleep.
"Wow, he's lazy." Banjo2 said.
"He?! That ugly thing was a girl, my friend." Banjo1 explained to Banjo2. "Anyways, do you know where we can find magic powder?" Banjo1 asked.
"There's this magic elephant over there that might have some..." Banjo2 said as he pointed to a large purple elephant in the distance. "Here, I'll give you a ride." Banjo2 said.
Then Banjo1 got in the GoKart and they drove off to see the elephant, the wonderful elephant of Oz.
When they got to the Elephant, he was baffled.
"Oh my goodness," he said in a Hindu-ish accent. (No offence to all you Hindus out there.) "There is more-than-one of you. How can this be? This is strange, very very strange!"
Then Banjo explained everything to him... Blah Blah Blah.....
"Magic Powder is the thing you seek? No! ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Elephant then ran away. As usual, Banjo flicked off the elephant and tied him in webbing. Then he took the powder.
"Cool!" Banjo2 said. "I've always wanted someone to do that!"
At that moment, Diddy Kong, and all the other racers came on fighter jets and started chasing after Banjo and Banjo.
"AAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed at the same time and began to run to there ships. Except Banjo2's ship was his GoKart, and Banjo1's ship was his uh, well, his ship. Banjo1 got in his ship and it soon disappeared. Banjo2, on the other hand, was shot to a million peices by the Jet Planes Bullets. (Jets are faster than GoKarts...)