*Horns sound* And now presenting!
*The horns die down* THE CAT FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!
Cloud *Cloud is standing in the middle of Nibelheim, seeing the girls
approach* o.o;; "Oh no, please don't tell me that . . ."
Tifa *stomps over to Cloud's right*
Cloud *winces* "I wish this wouldn't happen."
Aeris *Steps up to Cloud's left*
Cloud "Can't we all just get along?"
Aeris *raises a hand*
Cloud *backs away a few steps* Ack o.o *leans against the nearest
building to watch the fight*
Aeris *her hand whips through the air, a sharp smack heard when it
contacts Tifa's face*
Tifa *with a red slap mark on her face* "BITCH!" *rears back her hand*
Aeris *also rears her hand*
*They both bitch slap each other at the same time, falling over*
Aeris and Tifa "Ough!"
Cloud *gets some popcorn*
Aeris *she gets up from the ground, brushing the dirt from her dress*
"Get back up, you slut!"
Tifa *she backflips to her feet, nailing Aeris in the chin with a
foot*
Aeris "OW!" *she takes a "cat" position"*
Tifa *goes face to face with Aeris* "What are you gonna do about it,
wuss?"
Aeris *her hands start to slash across tifa's face*
Tifa "OW!" *her face full of scratch marks, she pulls Aeris's hair*
Aeris "YOU WHORE!" *grabs Tifa's hair as well, pulling tight*
*both of them start ripping each others hair out, half-ignoring the
pain*
Cloud "Woohoo! Go girls go!"
*Tifa and Aeris turn to Cloud*
Cloud *eyes narrow with fear, he says in a small voice* "eep"
*the two girls jump onto cloud, barraging him with punches and
scratches*
Cloud "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW"
*They start yanking his hair as hard as they can, it cracking in their
hands because he's used so much gel*
Cloud "MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" *pushes the girls off and runs
away crying*
*the girls stand, and shake each other's hands*
Aeris Next time, lets just beat up Cloud. *she smirks*
Tifa Agreed!
*and so the two girls start chasing after cloud*
~* The End *~
:D
*The horns die down* THE CAT FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!
Cloud *Cloud is standing in the middle of Nibelheim, seeing the girls
approach* o.o;; "Oh no, please don't tell me that . . ."
Tifa *stomps over to Cloud's right*
Cloud *winces* "I wish this wouldn't happen."
Aeris *Steps up to Cloud's left*
Cloud "Can't we all just get along?"
Aeris *raises a hand*
Cloud *backs away a few steps* Ack o.o *leans against the nearest
building to watch the fight*
Aeris *her hand whips through the air, a sharp smack heard when it
contacts Tifa's face*
Tifa *with a red slap mark on her face* "BITCH!" *rears back her hand*
Aeris *also rears her hand*
*They both bitch slap each other at the same time, falling over*
Aeris and Tifa "Ough!"
Cloud *gets some popcorn*
Aeris *she gets up from the ground, brushing the dirt from her dress*
"Get back up, you slut!"
Tifa *she backflips to her feet, nailing Aeris in the chin with a
foot*
Aeris "OW!" *she takes a "cat" position"*
Tifa *goes face to face with Aeris* "What are you gonna do about it,
wuss?"
Aeris *her hands start to slash across tifa's face*
Tifa "OW!" *her face full of scratch marks, she pulls Aeris's hair*
Aeris "YOU WHORE!" *grabs Tifa's hair as well, pulling tight*
*both of them start ripping each others hair out, half-ignoring the
pain*
Cloud "Woohoo! Go girls go!"
*Tifa and Aeris turn to Cloud*
Cloud *eyes narrow with fear, he says in a small voice* "eep"
*the two girls jump onto cloud, barraging him with punches and
scratches*
Cloud "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW"
*They start yanking his hair as hard as they can, it cracking in their
hands because he's used so much gel*
Cloud "MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" *pushes the girls off and runs
away crying*
*the girls stand, and shake each other's hands*
Aeris Next time, lets just beat up Cloud. *she smirks*
Tifa Agreed!
*and so the two girls start chasing after cloud*
~* The End *~
:D