(Disclaimer - I like Cid, but he has a huge potty mouth and deserves to be smashed for once. :D)
Drums sound *BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!*
And Now! Trumpets Sound The Beating of the Times
~The Scene- 7th Heaven Bar
Cloud *has forgotten all about his beating earlier, and has reconstructed his hair*
Tifa *An evil smiles is across her face as she's serving a drink to Cloud, hiding the face from him*
"Here you go Cloud."
Aeris *A mischievious grin comes across her face as she sees Tifa serving Cloud a drink*
Cloud *totally unaware of what's going on, he just wants a drink or two* Thanks Tifa, *downs the drink
quickly* Keep em coming.
*For about 10 minutes, Cloud keeps going on like this, him not inebriated yet because the alcohol hasn't made it all the way through his system.*
Yuffie *skips her merrily way into the tavern* "Hiya everyone!"
Aeris "Hi Yuffie"
*Around five minutes later, Cloud's speech is heavily slurred, and Cid has come in and had a few drinks
by now*
Cid "Dear god, how much did Cloud have?"
Tifa *just shrugged*
Cloud *stumbles around, leaning on Cid* "How ya do *hic* in' there, beautifulie?
Cid WHAT THE &^@$ IS UP WITH CLOUD, GET OF ME YOU GOD #^!^@# HOMO.
Cloud "I...er *hic* wasn't talking to you, I was talking to one of these fine . . eleventeen girlsies *hic*
Cid "Lets get you in bed, you need to sleep"
Cloud "NOO!" *starts weakly punching Cid in the arm, his punch movements looking pitifully sick*
Cid "Can one of you fine ladies help me escort Cloud to his room?"
Yuffie "I guess I'll help"
*Cid and Yuffie drag Cloud outside, Aeris and Tifa followed them out, waiting at the door to the bar*
Cid "After we brink this lug to bed, how do ya say I drag ya into my bed?" *he then grabs Yuffie's
ass*
Yuffie "EWW EWW EWWWWWWWW, GET AWAY FROM ME" *she pushes Cid onto the
ground, Cloud awake from his hitting the ground*
Cloud "Wha? Ooo pretty mama." *Cloud then grabs Yuffie's ass, it also followed by a shove from
Yuffie*
Tifa *wish a smirk on her face* "Shall we help, Aeris?"
Aeris "Oh lets!" *her face wide with a grin*
*Cloud and Cid both on the ground, start to back away while down there, trying to get away*
Yuffie "OH NO YOU TWO DON'T"
*Aeris and Tifa both walk down next to Yuffie*
Tifa "So, who holds them, and who beats them? Or should we just have a free for all?"
Yuffie "Free for all!"
Aeris "Free for all!!"
Tifa "All right then"
*the three girls leap into the air, smashing into Cloud and Cid, the two men cowering with fear*
Tifa *starts early, ripping at Cloud's hair*
Aeris *Has out a club, whipping it inbetween Cloud an Cid's heads*
Yuffie *Just gives it her all, pounding her fists into their stomachs, each with a fist in it.*
Cloud "Ack, NOOO, MY HAIR" *starts to cry and scream like a little girl*
Cid *hacking from getting belted in the head and stomach* "OOOUUUGH!"
Tifa *Cloud's hair finally breaks in her hands, her having ripped it into millions of tiny little shards*
Aeris *stops, having beaten the two nearly unconsious, but Cloud is still a little awake*
Cloud *squeals* "MY HAIR, MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR" *whimpers, and contines to scream like a girl
until he's knocked out*
Cid *became unconsious around Aeris's Fifth or Sixth hit, it long gone into Lala land*
Yuffie *stuffs her fist in Cloud's stomach one last time before backing off* Don't you EVER, and I
mean NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
*And so, with Cid and Cloud busted up and unconsious in the middle of the clearing, the girls go back
into the 7th Heaven to relax.*
*~End~*
:D
(Note: For people who critical and have no common sense, Tifa and Aeris turned on Cloud because they
realized he was just using them for an entertainment purpose at the time, also, that was my first
fanfic, and everyone else seemed to like it :D)
Drums sound *BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!*
And Now! Trumpets Sound The Beating of the Times
~The Scene- 7th Heaven Bar
Cloud *has forgotten all about his beating earlier, and has reconstructed his hair*
Tifa *An evil smiles is across her face as she's serving a drink to Cloud, hiding the face from him*
"Here you go Cloud."
Aeris *A mischievious grin comes across her face as she sees Tifa serving Cloud a drink*
Cloud *totally unaware of what's going on, he just wants a drink or two* Thanks Tifa, *downs the drink
quickly* Keep em coming.
*For about 10 minutes, Cloud keeps going on like this, him not inebriated yet because the alcohol hasn't made it all the way through his system.*
Yuffie *skips her merrily way into the tavern* "Hiya everyone!"
Aeris "Hi Yuffie"
*Around five minutes later, Cloud's speech is heavily slurred, and Cid has come in and had a few drinks
by now*
Cid "Dear god, how much did Cloud have?"
Tifa *just shrugged*
Cloud *stumbles around, leaning on Cid* "How ya do *hic* in' there, beautifulie?
Cid WHAT THE &^@$ IS UP WITH CLOUD, GET OF ME YOU GOD #^!^@# HOMO.
Cloud "I...er *hic* wasn't talking to you, I was talking to one of these fine . . eleventeen girlsies *hic*
Cid "Lets get you in bed, you need to sleep"
Cloud "NOO!" *starts weakly punching Cid in the arm, his punch movements looking pitifully sick*
Cid "Can one of you fine ladies help me escort Cloud to his room?"
Yuffie "I guess I'll help"
*Cid and Yuffie drag Cloud outside, Aeris and Tifa followed them out, waiting at the door to the bar*
Cid "After we brink this lug to bed, how do ya say I drag ya into my bed?" *he then grabs Yuffie's
ass*
Yuffie "EWW EWW EWWWWWWWW, GET AWAY FROM ME" *she pushes Cid onto the
ground, Cloud awake from his hitting the ground*
Cloud "Wha? Ooo pretty mama." *Cloud then grabs Yuffie's ass, it also followed by a shove from
Yuffie*
Tifa *wish a smirk on her face* "Shall we help, Aeris?"
Aeris "Oh lets!" *her face wide with a grin*
*Cloud and Cid both on the ground, start to back away while down there, trying to get away*
Yuffie "OH NO YOU TWO DON'T"
*Aeris and Tifa both walk down next to Yuffie*
Tifa "So, who holds them, and who beats them? Or should we just have a free for all?"
Yuffie "Free for all!"
Aeris "Free for all!!"
Tifa "All right then"
*the three girls leap into the air, smashing into Cloud and Cid, the two men cowering with fear*
Tifa *starts early, ripping at Cloud's hair*
Aeris *Has out a club, whipping it inbetween Cloud an Cid's heads*
Yuffie *Just gives it her all, pounding her fists into their stomachs, each with a fist in it.*
Cloud "Ack, NOOO, MY HAIR" *starts to cry and scream like a little girl*
Cid *hacking from getting belted in the head and stomach* "OOOUUUGH!"
Tifa *Cloud's hair finally breaks in her hands, her having ripped it into millions of tiny little shards*
Aeris *stops, having beaten the two nearly unconsious, but Cloud is still a little awake*
Cloud *squeals* "MY HAIR, MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR" *whimpers, and contines to scream like a girl
until he's knocked out*
Cid *became unconsious around Aeris's Fifth or Sixth hit, it long gone into Lala land*
Yuffie *stuffs her fist in Cloud's stomach one last time before backing off* Don't you EVER, and I
mean NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
*And so, with Cid and Cloud busted up and unconsious in the middle of the clearing, the girls go back
into the 7th Heaven to relax.*
*~End~*
:D
(Note: For people who critical and have no common sense, Tifa and Aeris turned on Cloud because they
realized he was just using them for an entertainment purpose at the time, also, that was my first
fanfic, and everyone else seemed to like it :D)