ER : In A Nutshell... by Adeline (gossy16@yahoo.com)
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, not mine, not mine,
not mine... Got that? g
NOTES: This is all in good fun, obviously, 'cause I really *love* all the
characters (not really ALL of them, but most). No offense intended to anybody!
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"Okay, now. Tag was boring, Shep's a nut, this date SUCKED and I don't
wanna go to med. school anymore. *Now* we can date."
"ABOUT TIME!"
"Shaddap and kiss me!"
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"I love you, Susan. Stay!"
"I love you too, Mark... Okay,
buhbye, now!"
"So you're just gonna go?"
"It's okay, I'll be back in about 5
years, see if I can screw up your life or something!"
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"Jeanie, we have to discharge you, I'm sorry."
"Is this because I'm HIV
positive?"
"Oh, puh-lease!"
"I will sue!"
"Jeanie, come on--
"I will sue! I will SUE!"
"Oh, is that so?"
"Yes!"
sigh "Okay, fine, you can
keep your job..."
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"You need to cut the crap, Chase, now!"
"Help me, John, you gotta help
me-e-eee..." sob
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"Come with me"
"My life is here!"
...
"I'm pregnant."
"Wh-ha, ah, um, well I guess I can,
uh--"
"NO! STAY AWAY, FOR GOD'S
SAKE!"
...
"I hate my life!"
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"So, Mr. Sobriki... How are we
doing? Cool song, huh? ... Aaaargh... HELP! HELP!!"
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"What? I'm clean!"
"You wanna end up a gork like your
cousin? HUH??"
sigh "Fine, let's get this
plane..."
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"Hello, I'm Dr. Kovac. My wife and
kids died in a war a few years ago and to avenge them I kill as many Americans
as possible."
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"Where are the girls?"
"Shaddap and kiss me!"
...
"Hey, remember when I said to take
all the time you need?"
"Yeah."
"What took you so long?"
"Well... I was loving you all along
but I wanted to see if I could get other guys to fall for me. I like to do
that, remember Greg Powell? I did about the same thing with a new guy. Was
fun!"
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"Hello, my name is Mark Greene. Over
the past few years : I divorced, my true love left, I was assaulted, I had a
break down, my mother died, my best friends moved away, my father died, I got a
brain tumor, I remarried, and I just had a baby. Can you tell I'm the main
character?"
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"You know, I really missed you
today. And I don't care what people will--
"Eh well, too late, missed the boat,
Kerry! Good bye!"
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"Hi, I'm Carter!"
"Hi, I'm Abby."
"I have a crush on you!"
"What?"
"I wanna get involved in a
co-dependant relationship with you!"
"I thought we were friends!"
"Yeah, I thought so too, but then I
decided you were just using me."
"Excuse me??"
"Aw, come on! We'd be SO cute
together!"
"Oh, okay... NO, wait... NO! We
can't, no... wait..."
"Fine. Get lost!"
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"Hi! Thank you for purchasing
Cleobot 2001, a Finch Robotics product. Underneath my long and curly
*mag-ni-fi-cent* wig, you will find instructions to set Cleo aliiive!!! Have
fun!"
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"Hey Deb, how are you?"
"I didn't get the job."
"Aw, that's too bad! You deserved it
so much!"
"Yeah..." long, sad,
meaningful look So, when are jumping in the sack?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Oh, COME ON! It's so *obvious*
we'll be paired up! All the challenging and flirting with each other, sparks
are FLYING all over the place!"
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'Will buy consistent story arc for
top-rated show airing Thursday nights nationwide at reasonable price. Call Dave
Malucci (555 - NEED - AIR).' ~The Chicago Tribune, misc. adverts page,
September 19th, 2001.
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"I love you Cleo."
"..."
"Ya hear me?"
"..."
"Jeez, don't you care about me but
at all?"
"Battery... low... Please...
replace... batteries..."
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"So, who is it, me or Carter?"
"I don't know..."
"You DON'T know?? How can you not
know! Make up your mind already!!"
sob "It's all the writers'
fault! We're supposed to be the new Doug and Carol!"
"Oh. Okay. So, what's supposed to
happen next?"
"I dunno, I guess we'll just have to
wait and see next season."
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FIN. See? Told you it was short. ;)
~Adeline.
