I've been asked to write a sequel to this, and I know some of the reviewers were sad that I'd missed out their favourite character...so maybe I'll get it this time. Love, Michelle Ravel.
Again, the question is "How many witches and wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Mrs. Figg: "Well, it would take 683 cats to do the job. Would you like to see pictures of all of them, dear? Have some cake."
Harry: "Excuse me...Mr. Light Bulb? I'm supposed to...er...change you. Sorry. I hope you don't...er...mind."
Mr. Ollivander: "The question is not how many people it takes to change it, but what kind of lightbulb one uses. Now, I personally, prefer a 60 W lightbulb, 3 inches wide, with a core of..."
Prof. Binns: "What's that? Lightbulbs, miss? Well...that's not really on the curriculum....I suppose I could tell you. In 1354, Marcus the Mediocre changed the first lightbulb in a matter of minutes, in a method not dissimilar to the method with which we are familiar today. Now, a few years later, Alexander the Adequate...."
Neville: "Trevor!...wha? oh...Professor? I melted my lightbulb. Can I have another one?"
Professor McGonagall: "Lightbulbs? Really, now, you won't be using them, will you? A very imprecise source of light."
Stan Shunpike: "We 'ad a bloke 'ere yesterday, we did. 'E changed a lightbulb all by hisself, di'n 'e, Ern? All by hisself he was. So one, I guess. One, in' it, Ern?"
Well, that's all I have right now...I'll let you know when I dream up a few more, alright?