(Guardian) Greetings insects! Prepare to bask in the greatness of Zo...

(Lex) Hey there your highness! And arent you a pretty little girl?

(Guardian) I'm not a little girl I'm the powerful and dignified leader of a group of monks.

(Lex) Why are you dresse up like a princess then?

(Guardian) I most certainly am NOT!

(Lex) You have long hair. girls have long hair.

(Guardian) Look its not...

(Lex) and a dress. long hair and a dress. Thats a girl in my book.

(Guardian) so how do you explain the facial hair then eh? EH?

(Lex) i was thinking that may be your peasant blood. y'see most men find a little hair sultry and attractive.

(Guardian) I wish a lot of WOMEN did...