chap 2 : the next day...
The morning after the moulin rouge insident...
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Bri: *yawns and walks into living room* mornin peeps...*stretches*
Raps: *is clinging to Albert* its 2 PM...
Meru: *points and laughs at Kongol* too slow!
Kongol: not fair! *runs off and cries*
The group hears a bunch of cars crashing and as they look out in traffic Kogol lays dead on the road*
Bri: didnt i stab him?
Mirranda: well...you ARE on another chapter...and its 3:30 in the morning, so your ignorant enough to keep him alive...
Meru: BAD GIRL! *smacks Emily upside the head* i thought we told you no eating little creatures!
Emily: *coughs up the bird* but their tasty!
Meru: NO excuses! *points to the bathroom*
Emily: you make me wash my mouth out you slut!
Meru: *gasp* im not a slut *slaps Emily*
Meru and Emily get into a bitch slap fighty thing-a-ma-jigger and Brian gets pissed .
Bri: DAMMIT!!! *boots Mirranda into traffic and shuts the door*
everyone freezes...
Shana: woo! that bitch deserved it!
Bri: *glares at Shana*
Shana: *whimpers and hides behind Dart*
Bri: as i was saying...
Albert jumps out of Rap's grasp and shivers in the corner
Albert: MARRIED!? ARE YOU F***ING NUTS!?
Doel: *chuckles* pansy ass! hahahaha!
Albert: DIE!
Albert throws a gerbil at Doel
Raps: BOOGENHAGEN!!!
All: *sweat drop*
Raps: im sorry...im fixated on the word "BOOGENHAGEN"
Rose: *eye roll* like we didnt know that
Albert: *starts slamming his head on the wall*
Bri: Good god! STOP THE MADNESS!!!
Raps: madness is a good thing...remember?
Bri: yeah...but....hes slamming his head on "MY" wall...because you drove him nuts...not cool..
Raps: you got a point...
Lloyd: DUDE!
Lavitz: DUDE!
All: *glare*
Bri: i swear to god..if you say dude again in my fic i will kick you both into traffic!
Lavitz:.......*whistles*........have you seen DUDE! Wheres my car?
Bri gets pissed and drags Lavitz out the door and throws him into traffic, Albert closes the door
Bri: *tries to open door* DAMMIT OPEN UP!
Albert: its not locked...
Bri: *jiggles handle* Anyone!?
Raps walks to the door and jiggles the handle...
Raps: BAH! BOOGENHAGEN!
Bri: Good God Raps! open the damn door!
Raps: *violent jiggle on the knob* BAAH i give up! *kicks door down hitting Brian*
Bri: *starts to whimper* ...rApS? YoU HuRt Me!!!!!! *screams like a banshee and bashes Dart to the ground*
Raps giggles as Brian tears out Dart's organs
Shana: NOOO!!! DART!!!! *wails*
Bri: *pulls out a dart and throws it at Shana, nailing her in the boob, an implant falls out* WTF!?
Albert: HAHA! I KNEW THEY WERE FAKE! I KNEW IT! BWAHAHAHAHA! *puts on his pink dress*
All: ....
Albert: im prettier than you! *prances around and sprinkles 'fairy dust' or 'salt from MY kitchen*
Doel: *rubs his eyes* GAHHHH! *backhands Albert making him pissed as hell*
Albert: NO MORE MRS. NICE WOMAN-GIRL-CROSSDRESSER-THINGY!!! *puts the cat on his head and pulls out his lance pointing it at raps* YOU! *twitches and falls to the ground screaming like a little girl.*
Bri: pansy...
The morning after the moulin rouge insident...
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Bri: *yawns and walks into living room* mornin peeps...*stretches*
Raps: *is clinging to Albert* its 2 PM...
Meru: *points and laughs at Kongol* too slow!
Kongol: not fair! *runs off and cries*
The group hears a bunch of cars crashing and as they look out in traffic Kogol lays dead on the road*
Bri: didnt i stab him?
Mirranda: well...you ARE on another chapter...and its 3:30 in the morning, so your ignorant enough to keep him alive...
Meru: BAD GIRL! *smacks Emily upside the head* i thought we told you no eating little creatures!
Emily: *coughs up the bird* but their tasty!
Meru: NO excuses! *points to the bathroom*
Emily: you make me wash my mouth out you slut!
Meru: *gasp* im not a slut *slaps Emily*
Meru and Emily get into a bitch slap fighty thing-a-ma-jigger and Brian gets pissed .
Bri: DAMMIT!!! *boots Mirranda into traffic and shuts the door*
everyone freezes...
Shana: woo! that bitch deserved it!
Bri: *glares at Shana*
Shana: *whimpers and hides behind Dart*
Bri: as i was saying...
Albert jumps out of Rap's grasp and shivers in the corner
Albert: MARRIED!? ARE YOU F***ING NUTS!?
Doel: *chuckles* pansy ass! hahahaha!
Albert: DIE!
Albert throws a gerbil at Doel
Raps: BOOGENHAGEN!!!
All: *sweat drop*
Raps: im sorry...im fixated on the word "BOOGENHAGEN"
Rose: *eye roll* like we didnt know that
Albert: *starts slamming his head on the wall*
Bri: Good god! STOP THE MADNESS!!!
Raps: madness is a good thing...remember?
Bri: yeah...but....hes slamming his head on "MY" wall...because you drove him nuts...not cool..
Raps: you got a point...
Lloyd: DUDE!
Lavitz: DUDE!
All: *glare*
Bri: i swear to god..if you say dude again in my fic i will kick you both into traffic!
Lavitz:.......*whistles*........have you seen DUDE! Wheres my car?
Bri gets pissed and drags Lavitz out the door and throws him into traffic, Albert closes the door
Bri: *tries to open door* DAMMIT OPEN UP!
Albert: its not locked...
Bri: *jiggles handle* Anyone!?
Raps walks to the door and jiggles the handle...
Raps: BAH! BOOGENHAGEN!
Bri: Good God Raps! open the damn door!
Raps: *violent jiggle on the knob* BAAH i give up! *kicks door down hitting Brian*
Bri: *starts to whimper* ...rApS? YoU HuRt Me!!!!!! *screams like a banshee and bashes Dart to the ground*
Raps giggles as Brian tears out Dart's organs
Shana: NOOO!!! DART!!!! *wails*
Bri: *pulls out a dart and throws it at Shana, nailing her in the boob, an implant falls out* WTF!?
Albert: HAHA! I KNEW THEY WERE FAKE! I KNEW IT! BWAHAHAHAHA! *puts on his pink dress*
All: ....
Albert: im prettier than you! *prances around and sprinkles 'fairy dust' or 'salt from MY kitchen*
Doel: *rubs his eyes* GAHHHH! *backhands Albert making him pissed as hell*
Albert: NO MORE MRS. NICE WOMAN-GIRL-CROSSDRESSER-THINGY!!! *puts the cat on his head and pulls out his lance pointing it at raps* YOU! *twitches and falls to the ground screaming like a little girl.*
Bri: pansy...