A thug from the 'hood was berated
By his gang boss who said he was fated
To end up in a bad way
And the very next day
The poor guy was found defenestrated.
An old Manticore agent named Deck
Said "Morale at this place is a wreck"
So he called all his men
Together and then
Proceeded to give them all heck.
There once was an X5 from Gilette
Who decided to leave on a bet...
He ended up in Seattle
where he fought a great battle
And ended up filled with regret
There once was an X5 from Manticore
Who decided the place was a bore
So she left the next day
Stopping only to say
I'm glad that I'm not an X4.
There once was a government lab
Who said "cloning is gonna be fab"
We'll teach X5 girls and men
To run fast as they can
In New York it beats taking a cab.
There was an X5 from the West
Who said "Seattle is best"
Then his 'sister' got wooed
By a guy who cooked food
And now I've forgotten the rest.
A guy whose eye was enucleated
Was chastised by the ex-wife he hated
"It's not fair" she moaned
To his voice on the phone
"Why couldn't you have just been castrated?"
A cranky old DA fan named DAF
Desperately wanted a laugh
She posted joke after joke
Till someone gave her a poke
And said "That's not funny by half