You Can't Beat 'Em
Pairing: Kan'u x Chou'un x Ryuubi
Genre: Humor/Romance
Disclaimer: I do not own Ikkitousen or any of its characters.
Author's Note: I would like to thank Mike Powell for pitching this idea to me. This can be fun.
Enjoy~
"Mmmmm...!" Hakufu stares intensely at the most BEAUTIFUL pair, peeking out the door of her home.
Kan'u and Chou'un are sitting at a small table, sharing a piece of strawberry, the silver haired beauty being the one feeding it to the violet haired girl.
Ryuubi on the other hand is sitting on a rocking chair, reading a book, yet she cannot help but look up to see the two magnificent beauties of Seito Academy and she swoons a little bit.
For Hakufu, this is getting annoying. She has seen a bit...too much beauty as of late. It's always Kan'u and Chou'un together, whether on dates, visiting their homes and bathing together, or visiting places. It's time to take matters into her own hands.
"Alright, that's it!" Hakufu jumps out of her hiding place and points her finger toward the beautiful couple. "You two have been lovey dovey for far too long!"
Chou'un gives a questioning look. "I'm sorry...come again?"
"Mou...! You two need a break!" Hakufu says. "Look at poor Ryuu-chan! She's all lonely!"
"Oh, no!" Kan'u stands up abruptly and dashes toward her beloved. "My apologies, Gentoku."
"N-no, it's alright," Ryuubi waves a hand with a nervous smile. No need to feel sorry for me."
"It's time to start mixing it up!" Hakufu says. "Kan-chan! You go with Ryuu-chan! Chou'un can sit this one out!"
The silver haired beauty giggles. "Sure. I wouldn't mind. Do your best, Kan'u-san~"
She walks over and gives both Kan'u and Ryuubi a kiss on the cheek and then turns away to head inside the house.
"H-hey! Wait a minute!" Hakufu dashes after the silver haired beauty.
Kan'u and Ryuubi look at each other and then shrug.
"Well...any idea where you would like to go, Gentoku?" The dark haired girl asks.
*Aquarium*
"Wooooow~!" Ryuubi presses herself against the large glass as she observes fish and other aquatic animals swimming around.
Kan'u is by her side, smiling a small smile while watching the fish with her. She has her hand on her shoulder as well.
Then, when it's time to eat lunch, Kan'u insists on paying for it, they sit at a table and Ryuubi enjoys her sandwich. After swallowing, she looks up at her taller beloved.
"I wish Shiryuu-san were here," The bookworm says. "It would be most beautiful with her around."
"Agreed," Kan'u replies.
"I just...cannot get enough of her beauty~" Ryuubi clasps her hands together, swooning. "Ohhhh, those closed eyes...her beautiful silver hair...and oh that body of hers too. I wish I could see those things again~"
"You and me both," Kan'u says with a soft smile. She pets the cute bookworm.
*Next Day*
"Ughhhhh..." Hakufu groans as she got a report back from Kan'u and Ryuubi's date. "Well that plan didn't work." She turns to Chou'un, who is standing by the door of the living room. "Chou'un! It's your turn!"
"With pleasure," The silver haired beauty nods and she goes over to give Ryuubi and Kan'u a kiss on the cheek.
"Do your best, Chou," Kan'u says with a smile.
*Later*
Just a visit on a bridge and a river below them where Ryuubi observes some fish there. Sure it's a bit of the same thing as she did on Kan'u and her's last date, but Chou'un isn't complaining. The wind blows slightly, and Ryuubi and Chou'un's beautiful hair sway gracefully. The cute bookworm takes a good look at Chou'un and smiles.
"Your hair is just as beautiful as Kan-san's~" Ryuubi swoons. "Her hair is super long, but beautiful at the same time. She is also as sexy as you are~"
"I wholeheartedly agree," Chou'un nods. She tucks some of her locks behind her ear. "I admire Kan'u-san's hair as well. But remember, we both love her as a whole. Never forget that."
"Oh, yes!" Ryuubi gives a happy nod. "Definitely! I'm sure Kan-san thinks the same for you and me!"
"Ufufu! Well then~" Chou'un leans down and kisses Ryuubi on the forehead. "Next time, let's bring along Kan'u-san, okay~?"
"Gladly~!"
*Next Day*
When reported about the date, Hakufu is about to lose it. She gives an exaggerated groan and bangs her head against the wall a few times.
"Why...why...WHY!?" The honey-blonde shouts. "Why must there be one way over the other!?"
Ryuubi gives a nervous laugh. "Ummm...because being with both Kan-san and Shiryuu-san makes me happy and them being with me makes them happy as well. We love each other equally all the time~"
Hakufu face palms herself. "Alright...do whatever you like. I need to cool down..."
"Cool down?" Ryuubi tilts her head in confusion. "What?"
Chou'un chuckles. "I think I know what she means."
*Later*
Ryoumou, dressed in her maid attire, answers the door of her home that night while Ryofu is sleeping soundly. Hakufu stands by her door and holds up a bag of coins that jingle from the movement.
"You and me," the honey blonde demands. "Let's rent a place and eat each other out. I need to let out my frustrations."
"Really, Sonsaku...?" Ryoumou deadpans. "This is what the emergency was...?"
"Just do it, Mou-chan..." Hakufu shoves the bag on the short haired girl's chest. "We're doing it, even if it takes all night long..."
"But..."
"Ryochin wouldn't mind. Besides, she can take a break from you too."
Ryoumou face palms herself. "You idiot..."