(Luke) Guardian come quickly! The rebels are storming the mall!

(Guardian) I see. By Zoot they are erecting a statue of me in the court-yard! What's that they're writing at its base?

(Luke) Hang on a second. I'll go look.

(Luke goes down to the court-yard and reads the hastily scratched message in the base of the statue. He then goes back up to where the Guardian is waiting for him expectantly)

(Luke) Is it true that you wear womens underwear in bed sir?