I DO NOT OWN THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS! THE OWNERS ARE VIACOM, NICKELODEN, AND BUTCH HARTMAN. THIS WAS MADE FOR FUN AND NOT FOR PROFIT GAIN.

April 17th 2004

"Timmy, Mrs. Smith will see you now." Her receptionist said.

"Alright he it goes." He said. He was very nervous to see who his real parents are. What if they don't like him, what if they didn't want him, so many thoughts in his head, and through out the day Cosmo and Wanda where no were to be found.

"Hey Timmy have seat!" She said Enthusiastically. There was no one else in the room, just her and Timmy.

"So you've found out who my parents are?" He said.

"Sure did and they're on their way now!"

"So who are they?" Timmy asked. He pulled them up on her computer. He recolonized them well and was wondering how they could be his parents.

"Their names are Chris and Whitney, they live in Bakersfield and Chris is a Lawyer and Whitney is Nurse!" Timmy was kind of exited now, these are high paying jobs so they must be rich.

"Here they are now, Timmy meet your real parents!" They walked in and Timmy couldn't believe his eyes. It was Cosmo and Wanda, but human. Timmy almost fainted. How could this be? Is this against Da Rules? What the FUCK!? He thought. "Hello son!" They yelled and ran over to Timmy to hug him. Timmy was hesitant but joined in as he knew them. They signed papers and left the orphanage.

"Guys how are you my real parents? Or did you just do that to get me out of there?" Timmy asked as this was very confusing to him. Cosmo and Wanda had to tell Timmy the truth. They got in their car that they made from magic earlier.

"Well Timmy, back in 91, me and Cosmo's relation ship was at an all time high and we kind of, um..." Before she could think of PG way of saying it Cosmo blurted out,

"We had sex." Wanda gave Cosmo a nasty look.

"What he's twelve and plus he's old enough to know where babies come from." He said trying to justify his comment.

"Any way on January 13th you were born, and we sent you to earth to same nice looking folks with a girl on the way but didn't have an ultra sound yet. So we replaced the girl with you so you wouldn't be killed by the fairy government and we would not be arrested thinking you would have a good life. Three months later on March 21st you were born a second time, this time with your wings pushed into your skin and a dry fagiggly gland (the thing that produces magic). But then when we became your fairy godparents small amounts of magic were scattered across you almost every day and when you turned twelve your fagiggly gland was full enough to push out your wings and that's why your back hurt and when w realized you where our son. We had the D.N.A test ran and it took awhile but you turned out to be our son and had to use our human aliases to have it be legal for you to come with us and the icing on the cake is that recently the rule of fairies can not have kids was revoked and Jorgen said it was ok so now you're our legal son!" Wanda explained in a mouth full.

Timmy didn't know how to take it in. After a minute he finally said "I knew from the moment I saw you I felt some kind of connection. He went up to his parents and gave them both a big hug.