Cinammon Bun plays monkey-in-the-middle with Santa Claus and a leprachaun.
Cinnamon Bun: Okay, Santa, I catch you cheating one more time you're out and Easter Bunny is back in!
Santa: [guilty] Sorry...
[A huge shadow resembling Freddy Krueger appears]
Cinammon Bun: Aaaah!
[The camera pulls back to reveal King Worm standing in front of Cinammon Bun, wearing a sweater and top hat like Freddy Krueger and holding a tree branch with pointy branches sticking out at the end, making it look kind of like the branch has Freddy's claw glove]
King Worm: Sweet dreams... [laughs evilly]
[he swipes at Cinammon Bun, who wakes up screeching]
Cinammon Bun: [sighs] Thank goodness it was a dream! [sees his scrapes from the branch] Gaaaaah!
Cinammon Bun tells Finn and Jake about the nightmare.
Cinammon Bun: And then he scratched me with the stick! And the weirdest thing was that he was giant worm with a CROWN!
Jake: [gasps] Oh my Glob! Finn, King Worm was in my dream too last night! But in the dream he hit me with a big hard candy cane. I still have bruises from it, man! [he has bruises on his stomach]
Tree Trunk: [soaking wet] He threw me into the ocean like I was a football! [sobbing] Help us, Finn!
Jake, Cinnamon Bun, and Tree Trunks: [sobbing] HELP USSSS!
Princess Bubblegum is sleeping. In her dream, she is working with chemicals in her lab.
PB pours some of a green chemical into a beaker of pink chemicals. It turns grey. She drinks it, and it turns her into a panda.
A bunch of judges run in and give PB a ribbon.
Judges: HOORAY FOR THE OFFICIAL SMARTEST SCIENTIST TO EVER EXIST IN THE HISTORY OF OO! YAY!
Princess Bubblegum: It was simple, really. I just took some of the main chemicals: H20, orange juice, lighter fluid, spit, and poison!
[one of the judges morphs into King Worm; everyone gasps]
King Worm: Poison, huh? Well, pick YOUR poison, princess... death by fire, or death by... um... EVIL STUFF!
Princess Bubblegum: Aah! [runs off]
King Worm: [laughs] You're a great scientist and a great princess, but are you a great escape artist?
King Worm shoots fire out of his mouth, and the fire chases down PB, until it catches up with her, and-
[PB wakes up screaming]
Princess Bubblegum's pajamas are all charred and burnt, and smoke is coming from them. Fortunately, PB isn't harmed too much.
Finn and Jake are in the Tree Fort, trying to find out what all the victims have in common.
Jake: Well, me, Treetrunks, PB and CB were there the day of the... "accident".
Finn: WHAAAAAT?
The scene changes to a crowd of people watching King Worm fight off some cops. King Worm wipes them out easily then starts attacking the crowd.
Jake: [voice over] It all started on the sixth hour, of the sixth day, of the sixth month. That's three sixes, and THAT is an unlucky number... Anyway, Worm was attacking a bunch of people.
Tree Trunks: [horrified] Help!
Cinammon Bun: [also horrified] Save us!
Princess Bubblegum: Don't worry, Finn and/or Jake will come save us!
Jake runs up to the scene of the crime.
Jake: Sorry, Finn's busy doing the laundry. But Jake's here!
Jake stretches around King Worm, tying him up, but is distracted by smores being cooked over a fire.
Jake: Ooo, smores! I want some!
Jake stretches over to get a smore, accidentally pulling King Worm toward the fire.
King Worm: GAAAAAAAAH!
King Worm is about to fall face first into the fire, when-
The scene changes back to Finn and Jake in the tree fort.
Finn: Jake! Don't you realize what this means? The next time anyone falls asleep, they could [weakly] die!
Jake: WHOA! I'll never fall asleep again! [falls asleep]
Finn and Jake try hard to stay awake that night. BMO gives Finn a cup of coffee to drink while he and Jake watch "Heat Signature 2".
Finn's falls asleep for a second, but fortunately, BMO shakes him awake.
Finn: It's impossible, Jake... we have to fall asleep eventually.
Jake: You're right, man! The only thing that would make sense is for me to go to asleep and defeat King Worm once and for all!
Finn: Dude, are you insane?
Jake: Kind of... I haven't slept in forever! But, seriously, Finn, I started this mess so I should end it!
Jake yawns and closes his eyes. He opens them again and looks behind him to see the candy kingdom, looking all dark and sinister. He walks cautiosly through the kingdom, observing everything around him. Suddenly, King Worm, with huge wings and laser-shooting eyes, swoops down and chases Jake. Jake screams and runs away while King Worm shoots lasers at him and laughs like a maniac.
Jake: Oh my Glob, this was a stupid idea! Stupid stupid stupid!
One of the lasers hits Jake in the back, burning off some of his orange fur.
Jake: GAAAK! My back...
King Worm lands on the ground and morphs into a giant Godzilla-like monster.
King Worm starts shooting lasers out of his mouth, and the chase continues.
KING WORM: Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite!
A bunch of small flea-like creatures with King Worm's head appear out of thin air in front of Jake and jump onto to him, then begin biting him repeatedly. Jake still manages to run, but starts screaming in pain.
Jake: Ha... this isn't so bad- OOOOOOOWWWWW! Mommy mommy mommy mommy mommy!
Jake shakes off the bugs, then turns around and looks at the giant King Worm.
Jake: Hey, wormy, I've had ENOUGH!
Jake stretches to giant size and begins wrestling with King Worm.
King Worm: When I'm done with you, you'll just be a stretchy corpse in a PET CEMETARY!
Jake stretches his fists into giant boulders, and starts pounding on King Worm's head.
Jake: GRRRRRRR! WORM, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
Jake uppercuts King Worm, knocking him out.
Jake stretches down to normal size.
Jake: [sighs with relief] That's one less nightmare... Now my dreams can go back to normal... giant hot dog, here I come!
[a giant hot dog appears]
Jake: Oh, man... this is the life...
[behind Jake, King Worm gets back up, and morphs into a giant tarantula]
Jake is about to take a bite out of the hot dog, but the King Worm tarantula grabs him.
Jake: GLOB HELP ME GLOB HELP ME GLOB HELP ME!
Giant Hot Dog: I think I just wet my bun...
The giant hot dog grows legs and runs off.
Jake: [pointing at the giant hot dog] HOT DOG! YOU SISSY!
Finn: [running toward Jake] Jake, you're in big trouble! Wake up, man!
Jake: Hey, wait a second! If you're here, then you wussed out and fell asleep!
Finn: I'm not asleep, I'm a figment of your imagination, dude! You dreamed me up to save you!
Jake: Then stop talking and save me already!
Finn pulls out his demon blood sword, runs up the back of the giant King Worm spider, and jumps down to the arm that's holding Jake. As he falls past the arm, he sticks out his sword, cutting the arm a little bit.
King Worm: [dropping Jake and grabbing the wounded arm] Hey!
Jake lands really hard on the ground.
Jake: Ouch!
Jake stretches his arms around the King Worm, tying him up. He pulls the giant spider-worm down to the ground with a loud thud.
Jake: So I can dream up whatever I want?
Finn: Duh.
Jake: Hmmm... I dream that King Worm explodes!
King Worm: What? NO!
King Worm blows up, and the blast sends Finn and Jake flying up into the sky.
Jake: AAAAH! We're gonna faaaaall!
Just as Jake said, the two begin to fall quickly to the ground.
Finn: Dream that you're awake!
Jake: Okay, okay, I will! [concentrates hardly] I dream us awake, I dream us awake, I dream us awaaaAAAAAAAAAAKE!
The two are about to hit the ground, when Jake suddenly wakes up screaming.
Finn: Are you okay?
Jake: Yeah, me and dream you totally kicked that jerk's butt/
BMO: Ha, you said butt!
Jake: Yeah... I guess I did.
The three of them walk out the front door the next morning.
Jake: I don't know, Finn. Something tells me that there's still somethin' wrong!
[Lich suddenly appears out of nowhere in front of the 3]
Lich: I'VE RETURNED AT LAST! PREPARE TO D- [BMO throws a peanut at Lich's head] Hey, what was that for? [BMO throws more peanuts at him] HEEEEY!
Lich runs away as BMO throws peanuts at him.
Lich: Cut that out!
BMO: He's not THAT tough.
[End of Act Two.]
In the tree fort, LSP and Cinammon Bun are shaking.
Finn: I knew it'd scare you guys!
Lumpy Space Princess: I'm not scared, I'm just shaking because it's so lumpin' cold! Who left the window open?
Jake: The window was closed when Finn started telling that UN-scary story...
Everybody stares at the open window, scared because they have no idea who opened it.
Suddenly, they hear a familiar voice... Marceline.
Marceline: What a bunch of scaredy cats?
They all look up and see Marceline floating above them.
Finn: Oh, it's just you. You had Jake scared for a second there.
Jake: What? It was you who was shaking in your little booties.
Finn: I don't wear booties. You do, dude.
Jake: Yeah, well... uh... hey, Marceline, we're telling scary stories.
Marceline: I know. I heard Finn's. It wasn't all that scary.
BMO: I threw peanuts at the Lich!
Marceline: Uh... sure you did... well, you guys wanna hear my story? I call it...