Warning: language & sexual humor…

Declaimer: Not my characters so no sue I am just using them for my plot.

/Blah/ Naruto talking to Kyuubi through their mind link.

/Blah/ Kyuubi talking to Naruto through their mind link.

Japanese terms:

Ojiisan- grandfather

Nani- what?

Dobe- dead last

Baka- idiot/stupid

Teme-bastard

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu- Shadow clones

Sasuke sat on the top of his family's roof glazing up at the billions of stars that lit the night sky. Minutes had slowly ticked by, and he was feeling quite queasy. He knew it was only a matter of time before his mother would come and fetch him.

Sasuke painfully shut his lids at the vibration of approaching footsteps. He heard the echoing of a door being shut within the house, and his mother calling for him. As a child, he remembered pretty vividly of her somehow always finding him, even if he was on the other side of this goddamn village.

"Sasuke dear where are you?"

Heh, maybe if he just ignored her she'll give up searching for him. Sasuke sighed who was he kidding his mother was way to determine on having grandchildren to give up searching. Considering she found out two years back that Itachi was indeed impudent, she has actually given up all hope on her favorite son.

(A big shocker there) and since then his mother, who 12-year-old Sasuke had been fighting so desperately to be noticed by, only showered him with all her motherly affection. Sure Sasuke wanted his parent's affection, but not for the sheer fact of procreation…

Subconsciously, his fist clenched why was it that his parents, who not too long ago ignored his very existence, were now placing such a heavy burden on his shoulders?

It's not fair, he thought, only to have that thought interrupted by his mother's sudden appearance.

"Ah, there you are! Come inside you have a bride waiting you foolish boy." Her tone filled with amusement this reminded her of her wedding night. There was no hiding just how pleased his mother was. And for the first time, he actually realized it was because of him…

Tonight Sasuke finally came to and conclusion no matter how much he hated this he'll do it for two reasons.

a.) He had no choice and...

b.) He had no choice.

So he stood facing his mother with a certain fire blazing in those black depths of his. He was an Uchiha damn it, a child prodigy and before this entire arrangement, he'd been the most sought-after bachelor in Konoha. Sasuke would be damned to let this night or some dobe have him cowering like an inexperienced genin.

His mother noticed the change in her son's demeanor, and her pale feather cracked into a smile so bright it could rival the son.

"He's waiting love." She whispered. Her words seemed to draw Sasuke back to reality, for he marched passed the ebony-haired woman leaving her on their family roof only to pause before ducking through the attic window. "He won't be for long." He said from over his shoulder then continued his journey to the bedroom.

Naruto congratulated himself; he was currently bundled up tightly, similar to a mummy, in the crisp sheet. He sat with his back pressed against the rice paper walls scowling at the bedroom door, waiting for his childhood tormentor to come striding through like he owned the place.

Naruto decided at that persistent moment he would use Kage Bunshin no Jutsu on the Uchiha's arrogant ass and- uh-oh…

Naruto struggled effortlessly against the biding sheet.

He hadn't meant to wrap himself up this tightly. Unfortunately, for him, the door was thrown open revealing a frowning Sasuke.

Sasuke took one look at the bound blond and his face cracked into a taunting smirk. "You really are a dobe,"

Well, Sasuke what now?

Naruto's tan face scrunched up in a scowl, how could he have gotten himself in such a ridiculous position? "Fuck you teme." Sure he knew where provoking the Uchiha got him last time, however, he was not going to just sit by and let the brunet insult him either. Naruto mentally chewed himself out for being in such a variable state. His feeling of frustration was quickly replaced by fear as certain the raven-haired shinobi crossed the short distances between them. He leaned in front of his male counterpart placing palms on both sides of the blue-eyed kitsune's head.

"If you don't get back I'll personally kill you in your sleep!" Naruto snarled.

Sasuke's smirk drooped to a frown and he leaned forward until he was within eye level with the blond.

Naruto's sun-kissed cheeks flushed brilliantly at their close proximity. But his pride refuses to beg for the other to release him, and so Naruto clenched his eyes shut cocking his head to the side, thus making shaggy blond bangs spill over his eyes and whiskered cheek. He didn't want to look at Sasuke; he couldn't bear to see the victory shining in those dark eyes.

Sasuke sighed, irked at the fact that the blond was going to be stubborn till the end. "You don't get it, do you? I'll do anything to please my parent even lie with you."

Sun-kissed lids shot open, and Naruto turn facing stony features, they both locked eyes one set of eyes trying to read the other.

"And what makes you think that I'll just lie back and let you have your way with me?" He breathed. A thin layer of perspiration formed on Naruto's forehead and his chest was heaving against the bound sheet, even though Naruto looked completely venerable, there was something very dangerous about him lurking beneath the surface, and it wasn't just because of Kyuubi. Even in this situation, Naruto wasn't going to let Sasuke succeed.

"I said get back!" Naruto's voice was raspier than usual and his hair seemed to go spikier than usual. He looked similar to a wild animal being cornered and willing to protect himself at all costs.

Sasuke's eyes narrowed, he'll never take an order from the village baka instead he did the complete opposite and bridge the already small gap between them.

Naruto got a good whiff of what could only be described as Sasuke. The raven-haired teen was now millimeters away from Naruto's small pointed nose, he didn't seem to be budging anytime soon. This all made his feral instincts go overdrive he was getting drunk off of the other's intoxicating scent. Kitsune or not Naruto would not allow his hormones to take over the gods only knew what would happen.

Sasuke found a weird satisfaction in the usual carefree blond, now so nervous and anxious, it was pretty damn comical. The whole thing reminded him of a scene he saw/read in one of his sensei's Ichi Ichi Paradise novels. Somehow Sakura his old teammate had gotten her hands on one.

He had never seen her face go through so many different shades of red, as she glanced over the thin orange book. Sakura at the time her emerald green eyes averting from his asked him, in a very timid voice, if he knew what fellatio meant. Being both preteens at the time, of course, Sasuke had no clue and asked her why. The dawn-tinted-haired girl handed him the paperback novel her face, neck, and the tips of her ears were crimson. He chanced a curious glance at her before flipping threw the first few pages, seconds later his hands went lax letting the paperback book slide out of them and plop the grass below. That day Sasuke discovered just what a hentai his sensei was and would always be.

To test a theory Sasuke tilt his mouth near the blonde's exposed neck letting his warm breath ghost over it, in return, making the skin quaver and small Goosebumps form.

So that perverted book was good for something eh?

Naruto stiffened, what the hell was Sasuke doing? He knew the only one to help him now would be his only kin.

/Ojiisan help me please I'll do whatever you ask of me, without complaining I promise!/

Kyuubi just sent him a mental image of his crimson eyes rolling heavenwards.

/Sorry boy, but this is your mess. So you fix it. /

/ Why you senile OLD FOX- /

Just then a thought popped into Naruto's head.

"Hey wait a minute you can't lay a finger on me! I'm wrapped up tightly in this sheet, not even you could touch me hahaha."

It was Sasuke time to smirk. He pushed away from the wall and the other boy and reached into his suit pocket pulling out a sharpened kunai.

Oh shit.

"Come on Sasuke, you know you don't want to have… Sex with me. It's not right…" He paused as a last-minute thought. "It'll be rape!"

Sasuke pinned his wife with and you-can't-be-serious-look then rolled his eyes.

Sasuke used his kunai to slash away the sheet; once Naruto felt his bounds release him was when he tried to scramble passed the Uchiha only to stretch out a hand and catch his wife by his ankle making the kitsune crash on his face into the lumpy futon with a thud.

"Let go of me teme!"

Naruto used his free foot to kick at the other boy's hand that squeezes his ankle.

Sasuke was able to block the blows with his free hand, but still, those kicks did sting a bit. Naruto's elongated nails dug into the futon tearing it as he zealously tried to escape. The door was so close, but it still was out of reach. Sasuke released the blonde's ankle and Naruto scurried on his hands and knees to the bedroom door only to he was hit in the face by the door. The raven-haired boy leaped forward tackling the blond from behind making him hit his chin on the wooden floor.

Sasuke was able to roll the blond on his back so they faced each other. They were both gasping for breath all this exhilaration making the temperature in the room rise considerably. Who would have thought a wedding night to be so violent? Naruto was having an inner battle with his feral instincts, thanks to them he was far more sensitive to touch than usual. His instinct kept advising him to let his spouse take him, and it would make things easier between the two if he just got in the mounting position.

"Hell No, I won't I can't he's not my mate!" Naruto screamed shaking his head from side to side.

Those words seemed to ring in Sasuke's ears making the reality of this whole situation creep back up on him. Now that he had the blond basically being submissive could he actually go through with this? Was it too late to back out?

Sasuke's mother snickered as she closed the bedroom door behind her, leaving the two alone. She was getting a bit worried they were being pretty loud. But nothing like a few love taps before a long night of lovemaking. She glance back at the closed door and giggled.

Ha-ha cliffhanger... I know Naruto is rude, vulgar, and obnoxious and Sasuke is brainwashed but trust me these two are drawn together like magnetics. Please let me know your thoughts.