Harry Potter and Your Mom

by ThisDude

This is not technically a fanfiction. It's a stupid little fic I wrote to make a random mark on the fandom. Never mind, it's starting to turn into one.

4. Chapter 7: Three Dudes Fight Stuff

(Reeter Scita's article to The Daily Sussy's)

Finding himself in a graveyard, Harry stab- I mean an innoce- I mean his parents' mur- wait, not that either.

Okay, so Scabbers shot Cedric. Then cut off the rest of his hand (You know, since Gollum bit of his finger. Or, no, wait, I'm thinking of Percy Jackson).

Anyways, after Tom got the noseless dlc, Harry decided to ki- I mean "disarm" him.

At least he didn't have to touch that shoe again.