Disclamer - I don't own Hey Arnold.
A.N - No, this is not a love story if that's what you think. This will probably be one of the funnist stories you'll ever read. The beginning may not be that funny, but once you get to the first Chapter, it starts getting funnier. I first got this idea when I was busy thinking about PLP (Phoebe's Little Problem). A new episode of HA that hasn't aired in the U.S. I haven't seen it yet and I decided to write a Fanfic partly similar to it called Arnold's Little Problem. (ALP) Notice the title resembles. Lol! This may be a spoiler but I don't know. I've never seen it before, but I know alot about the episode. Just warning you.
Chapter 1 - Arnold's Little Problem
The bell rang as the start of the new school day began. All of the students were to be in the Auditorium to watch as Arnold read aloud a speech about safety.
Arnold walked up in the front of the whole school and everyone was silent. Gerald gave Arnold and thumbs up as Helga continued writing in her pink dairy mysteriously. Arnold looked up at everyone's staring eyes and started his speech.
"I think it's very important to be safe and Im about to tell you some ways of how to stay safe. For one, don't run in the street without holding an adults hand if you don't no how to cross. Never talk to strangers, they may seem great, but there not. Also, don't."
Just then, a loud sound was heard from the front of the room. It was so loud, poor Helga could hear herself think. Then it stopped and all of the eyes in the room turned to poor Arnold as he looked up embarrassed and mumbled "Oh boy." He watched as everyone laughed. Gerald turned his thumbs down, and Helga giggled and wrote one last note in her diary.
Arnold looked at everyone and didn't know what to do, so he ran out of the school. Phoebe watched closely and noticed a similar solution as she ran after him out of the school.
"Hey Arnold! Are you ok?" She yelled after him. Arnold turned back.
"Oh, Im sorry Arnold, but you know this will pass, trust me."
Arnold scowled. "You mean 'pass around'? Yeah, I know.. now please Phoebe.." Arnold said. Unable to finish his sentence, he turned around and headed home. Phoebe watched as Arnold's shadow disappeared and Gerald ran up to her.
"Hi Gerald" Phoebe smiled.
"Hi Phoebe," Gerald saw Arnold running away and became a little worried. "do you think he''ll be alright?"
"I don't know Gerald," Phoebe sighed. "I hope so."
"Yeah, you no how optimistic that boy is though, believe me, I think he'll be just fine but you have to admit, Arnold blow it. Man that kids sick!" Phoebe sighed and started walking home as Gerald started laughing hysterically.
When Phoebe got home her mom greeted her.
"Hey Phoebe, how was your day honey?"
"Terrible! You know that boy Arnold who always helps people, that I was talking about before?"
"Ooh, I seem to remember, what about him?"
"Um, he accidentally had a little, how should I put this, incident in school and he's very upset."
"Did you try to talk to him? That might calm him down."
"No mother, father. Arnold and me don't talk alot in school, plus. I possibly don't think I could help with such a task!"
"Hey, try to Phoebe, he seems like a very sweet friend."
"Well, not today." Phoebe said soberly and walked out.