Disclaimer: The X-files belongs to Chris Carter, and Green Eggs and Ham is a Dr.Suess child.
The sound was clear. Knock, knock!
Fox Mulder wished his door were locked
His desk and chair were filled with junk,
Some porno mags and moldy gunk.
"Come in." He called in monotone,
and Scully came in all alone.
Scully: "I'm going to Bethesda now.
I know not why, but I know how.
And A.D Skinner told me to
come say goodbye, so this I do."
Mulder: "No, Scully, no! I won't believe.
Because of them, you can't concieve.
You cannot go!"
Scully: "Oh, Mulder, but I soon may die-"
Mulder: "But not right now. Please, do not try."
Scully: "Still, I will go by plane or train.
Or walk in cold and freezing rain.
Or even by a taxicab,
Although a rental car is drab."
Mulder: "No, do not go by plane or train,
and wear a poncho in the rain.
No, do not go by taxicab,
And yes, a rental car is drab."
Scully: "Perhaps a run will do me good.
I really though you understood.
And what is wrong with taxi fare?
At least I will be getting there."
Mulder: "You cannot run, you will not go.
I understand, of this you know!
And taxi-fare is really steep.
You cannot get a cabbie cheap!"
Scully: "But think of all the doctors there.
Do you not think that they will care?
I feel that I may sneeze or hock.
My god, is that a chicken pock?"
So Mulder frowned and Mulder glared,
for this he hadn't been prepared.
"If you must go, I do not care.
But damn it, bring clean underwear!"
He saw her go, her face was green,
Then Skinner came, and he looked mean.
Skinner: So what the hell is wrong with you?
She has no bug, she has no flu!
Mulder: "It seems that all I say is wrong.
I feel that I must sing a song.
I'm worried, and you know I am.
But now I crave a slice of ham.
She looked so green, and rather ill,
I thought that she was on the pill."
Skinner:"She's doing what she really should,
And I thought you'd do what you could.
Don't prove me wrong- do what you would."
Mulder: "But I don't know...this isn't good."
Skinner: "You get your ass there, understood?"