A/N: Ok, I was inspired to write this cuz, well, when I read HP I forget they are British, so here's my version, and it is as if they are American. I live in California, U.S., so I know what I'm talking about. But I've become the ultimate Anglophile (oh joy) and I'm obsessed with Britain…so I'm not too fond of this ficcies anymore :(
Originally posted last May, it's back to haunt you all :)
Disclaimer: I don't like disclaimers.
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What If The HP Characters Were American? (I dunno, what if they were??)
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Ron and Harry are walking down to the Great Hall one day. They wear super-baggy jeans, backwards baseball caps, and humongous skater shoes. Vans.
Ron: So I like got my board, ya know, and I totally went in on the biggest skate ramp oh wow it was like SO extreme!!
Harry: Yah, man. That ramp is like extremely killer!
(Enter Parvati and Lavendar. They speak in nauseating valley-girl voices)
Parvati: Yah, so, I was, like, TOTALLY psyched that he was in the library, so I, like, TOTALLY freaked out, ya know, and I just, like, did not know what to do, and then....(five seconds of deathly silence) he...looked....at me!! (the girls squeal loudly)
Ron: Yah like why is that so exciting?
Lavendar: Shut up, Ron. At least we don't zoom around on pathetic little skateboards.
Harry: Yeah, but you have a huge collection of sparkle-glitter-nail polish! (the girls look at the guys like they are slugs)
Parvati and Lavendar: Guys. (they walk off)
Harry and Ron: Chicks. (they all leave)
A/N: Ok, this was pathetic, you don't have to tell me. And, if you didn't like it, DON'T REVIEW. JUST PRESS THAT LITTLE 'BACK' BUTTON AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN, K? OH AND IF YOU WANT MORE I'LL BE OBLIGED!!