A/N: Right now I am feeling rather BAD cuz some smart-ass just reviewed this story. The person was named "coco."
Coco, I almost CRIED - no, I did'nt cry, i'm just trying to make a point - at the fact that you ACTUALLY HAD THE GALLS TO PUT THAT In YOUR REVIEW. TO ME, THAT REVIEW MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A SLIMEBALL AND I AM INCREDIBLY OFFENDED, INSULTED, AND ANGRY THAT YOU WROTE SUCH TRASH LIKE THAT. THIS MAY NOT BE CLASSICAL, QUALITY LITERATURE, BUT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK IT IS FUNNY. YOU ARE CRUEL AND HEARTLESS. I AM REMOVING YOUR REVIEW, ONCE EVERYONE HAS READ IT AND PERHAPS AGREESE WITH ME. I am really trying not to be too angry, but I AM. I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE SUCH HEARTLESS PEOPLE ON THIS SITE. I DO NOT CARE IF YOU HATED THE STORY! SO WHAT? I HATE TONS OF STORIES ON FF! (OK, MAYBE NOT TONS) AND IF I HATE A STORY, I DON'T EAT AT THE AUTHOR! I DO SOMETHING CALLED "IGNORE THE REVIEW BOX" AND DO NOT REVIEW! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN REVIEW IF YOU HAD NOTHING GOOD TO SAY. Welps thank you all for letting me vent and email me on what you thought of this "coco" review.
Hey, you guys, I do know that this story is crappy and worthless! I mean, I just post it because it's funny for me to write and funny to many readers. Don't think that I think this is great literature, cuz it's not! I just thought it was humorous and funny. Any more nasty flames like Coco's and I will remove the story. I bet Coco is dancing around, thinking "oh boy, if I just flame, she'll remove the story!" OH AND COCO I AM DEATHLY SORRY THAT YOU SAID YOUR IQ DROPPED. GOOD. MAYBE NOW IT IS SO LOW THAT YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO REVIEW AGAIN.
People, I LIVE In CALIFORNIA! Why can't some of you believe that? I know SEVERAL people from Eastern US and Britain, who think that California is just valley girls and surfer guys and stuff. Of COURSE they're not!! I mean, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY VALLEY GIRLS. Sure, there's plenty of skaters....but what I'm trying to say is that this is an EXAGGERATION of what SOME people think CA is like! I am very surprised that some of you are taking this so seriously. Yes, I DO live in California. I'm not trying to dis Americans, cuz heck, I AM an American. I thought this was just a funny little dink I could post. I do not believe that all of you are THAT offended. Come ON you guys, don't be so harsh!! :( It's not bias. AMERICANS ARE NOT LIKE THIS. BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE! GET OVER IT!
Oh and there's this reviewer who called herself/himself "Me." WHAT In THE H*LL GIVES YOU THE IDEA THAT AMERICANS ARE CULTURE HOGS? WE ARE NOT. YOU BRITISH PEEPS HAVE YOUR OWN CULTURE, AS DO WE. YOU ACT AS IF WE just SWAM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC AND CLAIMED THIS LAND. I'M SORRY THAT OUR COUNTRY IS'NT AS OLD OR MAYBE AS RENOWNED AS YOURS, BUT STILL, WER'E A COUNTRY, AND I DO NOT DIS ENGLAND.
Oh and someone called "Lily Evans" agreed with me! Kudos to you, Lily! I'm emailing you! ;)
Of course, most of my reviews are nice, so I thank those selfless souls out there who were willing to be kind and encouraging.
Just another typical day at Hogwarts L.A. In the Gryffindor common room.....
(Harry and Ron are there, playing Muggle Nintendo)
Harry: Haha! I just got your bibi gun!
Ron: Yeah, so what. I can triple-sixty you any day. (triple-sixty is a skateboard term, one my brother uses)
Harry: Hey, I'm working on it, so don't get offended. (Author's note: sure wish "Me" and Coco would take this advice)
Ron: (starts cracking up) Haha! An Ollie?? (suddenly, Hermione walks out, wearing a super-skimpy bikini)
Hermione: (in a movie star-sounding voice) Hello, boys. (she starts picking up a towel and beach umbrella)
Ron: (whistles in approval) Woo-hoo! Honey you look SO hot.
Hermione: (laughs sarcastically) (sarcastically) I know.
Ron: Hey, don't get offended! (coco and me, take this advice) I just think you look real....real....nice. (he walks over and she walks away)
Hermione: I'll be down tanning at the beach with Vicky. (she walks out of the portrait hole. Harry and Ron can see Viktor Krum out there to greet Hermy. He looks super-buff and muscular in his swim trunks) Oh, Vicky! (she runs over and they kiss passionately. NOT like that, you sick-minded people)
Ron: (sadly) What does he have that I don't?
Harry: Everything. (Fleur somewhat disagrees with this line, but it's whatever Harry thinks)
Scene 2
Hermione and Viktor are down on the beach. In the distance, you can see the Hogwarts castle. The Gryffindor Quidditch team is playing beach volleyball against the Hufflepuff Quidditch Team. And Cedric looks very sexy INDEED! (hehe j/k just thought i'd add a little flourish). All the girls look cute in teeny-tiny bikinis and the guys are hecka-buff. The Slytherins are having a mad water-gun fight in the ocean. Viktor is putting suntan lotion on her back for her, and they flirt madly. All of a sudden, Draco starts walking onto the sand. He is wearing super-super-baggy jeans, a big red football shirt, and a backwards baseball cap. He holds a boom box right next to his ear, and it plays REAL LOUD rap/hip-hop music. Everyone goes quiet at the sight of him, so he can speak loud.
Draco: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP??????????????????
Pansy: Ooh, Draco, you look SO sexy!
Draco: Thank you, my beach-baby. (He walks towards Crabbe and Goyle, who's guts hang out of their swimming shorts) WAZZZZZZUP, CRABBE MY FRIEND? (they greet each other with a rapper's high-five) Goyle! What's goin' on my homie-g??
Hermione: (off to the side, w/ Viktor) He is SO immature. Look at him, prancing around like he's such the ladies' man!
Viktor: Vell, it is true. (show Draco being hounded by Slytherin girls in swimsuits)
Hermione: Guess you're right. But you, my darling, are WAY hotter than Draco ANY day! (they run into the ocean together and swim around with each other. NOT like that you perverted minds.)
THE END
A/N: Ok, I'd like to say that, yep, Draco IS cuter than Viktor. But remember that those lines were from HERMIONE'S point of view, not ours, so don't flame for me portraying Viktor as hella-hot or anything. Not that he is'nt, not that he is, not that Draco is, but.....OK I'M JUST SAYING ALL THIS TO PLEASE YOU PEOPLE. I'M NOT ABOUT TO SAY WHAT I REALLY THINK OF DRACO and VIKTOR. :)
Ok now if you hated it, PLEASE DO NOT REVIEW. Please don't *sobs* I'm begging you. If you hated the story that much, you'd just press the BACK button on the top of your IN-Browser and return to the previous page. Don't be offended. C ya peoples
Coco, I almost CRIED - no, I did'nt cry, i'm just trying to make a point - at the fact that you ACTUALLY HAD THE GALLS TO PUT THAT In YOUR REVIEW. TO ME, THAT REVIEW MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A SLIMEBALL AND I AM INCREDIBLY OFFENDED, INSULTED, AND ANGRY THAT YOU WROTE SUCH TRASH LIKE THAT. THIS MAY NOT BE CLASSICAL, QUALITY LITERATURE, BUT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK IT IS FUNNY. YOU ARE CRUEL AND HEARTLESS. I AM REMOVING YOUR REVIEW, ONCE EVERYONE HAS READ IT AND PERHAPS AGREESE WITH ME. I am really trying not to be too angry, but I AM. I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE SUCH HEARTLESS PEOPLE ON THIS SITE. I DO NOT CARE IF YOU HATED THE STORY! SO WHAT? I HATE TONS OF STORIES ON FF! (OK, MAYBE NOT TONS) AND IF I HATE A STORY, I DON'T EAT AT THE AUTHOR! I DO SOMETHING CALLED "IGNORE THE REVIEW BOX" AND DO NOT REVIEW! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN REVIEW IF YOU HAD NOTHING GOOD TO SAY. Welps thank you all for letting me vent and email me on what you thought of this "coco" review.
Hey, you guys, I do know that this story is crappy and worthless! I mean, I just post it because it's funny for me to write and funny to many readers. Don't think that I think this is great literature, cuz it's not! I just thought it was humorous and funny. Any more nasty flames like Coco's and I will remove the story. I bet Coco is dancing around, thinking "oh boy, if I just flame, she'll remove the story!" OH AND COCO I AM DEATHLY SORRY THAT YOU SAID YOUR IQ DROPPED. GOOD. MAYBE NOW IT IS SO LOW THAT YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO REVIEW AGAIN.
People, I LIVE In CALIFORNIA! Why can't some of you believe that? I know SEVERAL people from Eastern US and Britain, who think that California is just valley girls and surfer guys and stuff. Of COURSE they're not!! I mean, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY VALLEY GIRLS. Sure, there's plenty of skaters....but what I'm trying to say is that this is an EXAGGERATION of what SOME people think CA is like! I am very surprised that some of you are taking this so seriously. Yes, I DO live in California. I'm not trying to dis Americans, cuz heck, I AM an American. I thought this was just a funny little dink I could post. I do not believe that all of you are THAT offended. Come ON you guys, don't be so harsh!! :( It's not bias. AMERICANS ARE NOT LIKE THIS. BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE! GET OVER IT!
Oh and there's this reviewer who called herself/himself "Me." WHAT In THE H*LL GIVES YOU THE IDEA THAT AMERICANS ARE CULTURE HOGS? WE ARE NOT. YOU BRITISH PEEPS HAVE YOUR OWN CULTURE, AS DO WE. YOU ACT AS IF WE just SWAM ACROSS THE ATLANTIC AND CLAIMED THIS LAND. I'M SORRY THAT OUR COUNTRY IS'NT AS OLD OR MAYBE AS RENOWNED AS YOURS, BUT STILL, WER'E A COUNTRY, AND I DO NOT DIS ENGLAND.
Oh and someone called "Lily Evans" agreed with me! Kudos to you, Lily! I'm emailing you! ;)
Of course, most of my reviews are nice, so I thank those selfless souls out there who were willing to be kind and encouraging.
Just another typical day at Hogwarts L.A. In the Gryffindor common room.....
(Harry and Ron are there, playing Muggle Nintendo)
Harry: Haha! I just got your bibi gun!
Ron: Yeah, so what. I can triple-sixty you any day. (triple-sixty is a skateboard term, one my brother uses)
Harry: Hey, I'm working on it, so don't get offended. (Author's note: sure wish "Me" and Coco would take this advice)
Ron: (starts cracking up) Haha! An Ollie?? (suddenly, Hermione walks out, wearing a super-skimpy bikini)
Hermione: (in a movie star-sounding voice) Hello, boys. (she starts picking up a towel and beach umbrella)
Ron: (whistles in approval) Woo-hoo! Honey you look SO hot.
Hermione: (laughs sarcastically) (sarcastically) I know.
Ron: Hey, don't get offended! (coco and me, take this advice) I just think you look real....real....nice. (he walks over and she walks away)
Hermione: I'll be down tanning at the beach with Vicky. (she walks out of the portrait hole. Harry and Ron can see Viktor Krum out there to greet Hermy. He looks super-buff and muscular in his swim trunks) Oh, Vicky! (she runs over and they kiss passionately. NOT like that, you sick-minded people)
Ron: (sadly) What does he have that I don't?
Harry: Everything. (Fleur somewhat disagrees with this line, but it's whatever Harry thinks)
Scene 2
Hermione and Viktor are down on the beach. In the distance, you can see the Hogwarts castle. The Gryffindor Quidditch team is playing beach volleyball against the Hufflepuff Quidditch Team. And Cedric looks very sexy INDEED! (hehe j/k just thought i'd add a little flourish). All the girls look cute in teeny-tiny bikinis and the guys are hecka-buff. The Slytherins are having a mad water-gun fight in the ocean. Viktor is putting suntan lotion on her back for her, and they flirt madly. All of a sudden, Draco starts walking onto the sand. He is wearing super-super-baggy jeans, a big red football shirt, and a backwards baseball cap. He holds a boom box right next to his ear, and it plays REAL LOUD rap/hip-hop music. Everyone goes quiet at the sight of him, so he can speak loud.
Draco: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP??????????????????
Pansy: Ooh, Draco, you look SO sexy!
Draco: Thank you, my beach-baby. (He walks towards Crabbe and Goyle, who's guts hang out of their swimming shorts) WAZZZZZZUP, CRABBE MY FRIEND? (they greet each other with a rapper's high-five) Goyle! What's goin' on my homie-g??
Hermione: (off to the side, w/ Viktor) He is SO immature. Look at him, prancing around like he's such the ladies' man!
Viktor: Vell, it is true. (show Draco being hounded by Slytherin girls in swimsuits)
Hermione: Guess you're right. But you, my darling, are WAY hotter than Draco ANY day! (they run into the ocean together and swim around with each other. NOT like that you perverted minds.)
THE END
A/N: Ok, I'd like to say that, yep, Draco IS cuter than Viktor. But remember that those lines were from HERMIONE'S point of view, not ours, so don't flame for me portraying Viktor as hella-hot or anything. Not that he is'nt, not that he is, not that Draco is, but.....OK I'M JUST SAYING ALL THIS TO PLEASE YOU PEOPLE. I'M NOT ABOUT TO SAY WHAT I REALLY THINK OF DRACO and VIKTOR. :)
Ok now if you hated it, PLEASE DO NOT REVIEW. Please don't *sobs* I'm begging you. If you hated the story that much, you'd just press the BACK button on the top of your IN-Browser and return to the previous page. Don't be offended. C ya peoples