The Stupidest DBZ fic EVER!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ... I WANNA OWN TRUNKS!! But I can't so here's your PRECIOUS FIC!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!
PS: I'm actually a much better writer with the descriptions and word phrasing and the hey hey hey, but I just felt like being stupid and ramble.
PPS: My first DBZ fic, not my first fic ever!
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The four super saiyans and Piccolo stood on a cliff watching for Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin who were set to arrive at any moment.
"Now, before we start," Goku said, "Just make sure you're not too rough with them. They're our friends and we want them to actually survive."
The others, other than Vegeta, nodded in agreement. The arrogant saiyan stood with his arms crossed staring out into space. What's he thinking? Who knows?
Suddenly, they heard singing coming from down below them. They all looked over the cliff and saw Tien, Yamcha and Krillin dancing around dressed like hippies throwing flowers around.
"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!" Krillin sang, and we all know he can't sing. Tien and Yamcha skipped around with the arms linked in a dosey do style.
"I hope we're not too late to fight off, whatever's making them act like this." Trunks said very scared of what was happening.
"Well, we can't stand around all day and watch them," Gohan said getting ready to fight, "Let's get them!" He jumped off the cliff and flew down towards the three messed up fighters. Everyone else had no choice but to follow. Well of course they had a choice, they could have just stood on the cliff and watched Gohan kick some ass but they chose not to since they were in this together.
Tien loooked up and saw everyone standing nearby, "Hey guys, you wanna join us? We were just about to have the most fun we've ever had in our lives!"
"That's enough!" Vegeta yelled, "I always knew you guys were a little messed up, but this crosses the line-"
"No," Krilin interrupted, "This crosses the line." He drew a line with his foot and stepped over it.
Vegeta tried to control his anger, "I don't know what's wrong with you, but I am going to beat it out of your system, and then maybe you'll be somewhat normal for a change!"
"That's right," Goku chimed in, "You guys are being a bad influence on Trunks and Gohan. You guys are making it seem like drugs are cool, when they're not."
"Drugs?" Yamcha looked up confused, "We're not doing drugs Goku."
"Well then what are you doing?"
"We're just really happy! And we read about the sixties and wanted to bring them back!"
"The sixties?!" Piccolo yelled, "Michael Jackson was from the eighties."
"Well, we're bringing back all the decades! Pretty soon we're gonna be swing dancing and celebrating the end of World War One!" Tien smiled.
Trunks, Vegeta, Gohan, Goku and Piccolo all sweatdropped as one. The stared at the three... weirdos, like they had each sprouted a new eye. They stared at them in silence for about three minutes, then Trunks was the first to speak up.
"This has got to be, the stupidest thing that has ever happened to us... ever!"
Vegeta sighed, "I've seen stupider." He glanced sideways at Goku who continued to stare at Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin.
Gohan looked up, "So, what are we going to do now?"
Vegeta clenched his fist, "I say we continue out our plan and beat these imbociles into the ground."
Krillin looked up at Vegeta, "Hey wait a minute, you don't need to do that, I suddenly feel... normal!"
Tien looked at himself, "Hey yea, so do I!"
"Me too!" Yamcha picked some flowers out of his hair. The three at them looked around then back at the Z fighters. The glanced at eachother then down at their clothes.
"We better go to Master Roshi's house and change before I turn fruity." Tien said. With that, the three of them nodded and flew off towards Master Roshi's house, off towards the sunset.
"Well how about that!" Goku chimed in, "I guess we didn't have to fight after all." He laughed and placed his hand on the back of his head. Gohan couldn't help but join in. Trunks looked over at them, then smiled and chuckled. Vegeta scowled at them laughing.
Well, because you know Ol' Vegeta, well, he just wasn't gonna laugh like the rest of them. He had his ways of not ever smilin unless he was gonna fight. But that day, something inside of him just clicked, he couldn't help but laugh along with the rest of them. Which caused Piccolo to start laughing along with them. And so, the Z fighters laughed while Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin returned to normal and continued on with their lives.
So you see folks... the moral of the story is... Don't Ever Try to Relive a Decade! People will think, and I promise that they will think, that you are on crack!
Ja ne!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ... I WANNA OWN TRUNKS!! But I can't so here's your PRECIOUS FIC!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!
PS: I'm actually a much better writer with the descriptions and word phrasing and the hey hey hey, but I just felt like being stupid and ramble.
PPS: My first DBZ fic, not my first fic ever!
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The four super saiyans and Piccolo stood on a cliff watching for Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin who were set to arrive at any moment.
"Now, before we start," Goku said, "Just make sure you're not too rough with them. They're our friends and we want them to actually survive."
The others, other than Vegeta, nodded in agreement. The arrogant saiyan stood with his arms crossed staring out into space. What's he thinking? Who knows?
Suddenly, they heard singing coming from down below them. They all looked over the cliff and saw Tien, Yamcha and Krillin dancing around dressed like hippies throwing flowers around.
"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!" Krillin sang, and we all know he can't sing. Tien and Yamcha skipped around with the arms linked in a dosey do style.
"I hope we're not too late to fight off, whatever's making them act like this." Trunks said very scared of what was happening.
"Well, we can't stand around all day and watch them," Gohan said getting ready to fight, "Let's get them!" He jumped off the cliff and flew down towards the three messed up fighters. Everyone else had no choice but to follow. Well of course they had a choice, they could have just stood on the cliff and watched Gohan kick some ass but they chose not to since they were in this together.
Tien loooked up and saw everyone standing nearby, "Hey guys, you wanna join us? We were just about to have the most fun we've ever had in our lives!"
"That's enough!" Vegeta yelled, "I always knew you guys were a little messed up, but this crosses the line-"
"No," Krilin interrupted, "This crosses the line." He drew a line with his foot and stepped over it.
Vegeta tried to control his anger, "I don't know what's wrong with you, but I am going to beat it out of your system, and then maybe you'll be somewhat normal for a change!"
"That's right," Goku chimed in, "You guys are being a bad influence on Trunks and Gohan. You guys are making it seem like drugs are cool, when they're not."
"Drugs?" Yamcha looked up confused, "We're not doing drugs Goku."
"Well then what are you doing?"
"We're just really happy! And we read about the sixties and wanted to bring them back!"
"The sixties?!" Piccolo yelled, "Michael Jackson was from the eighties."
"Well, we're bringing back all the decades! Pretty soon we're gonna be swing dancing and celebrating the end of World War One!" Tien smiled.
Trunks, Vegeta, Gohan, Goku and Piccolo all sweatdropped as one. The stared at the three... weirdos, like they had each sprouted a new eye. They stared at them in silence for about three minutes, then Trunks was the first to speak up.
"This has got to be, the stupidest thing that has ever happened to us... ever!"
Vegeta sighed, "I've seen stupider." He glanced sideways at Goku who continued to stare at Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin.
Gohan looked up, "So, what are we going to do now?"
Vegeta clenched his fist, "I say we continue out our plan and beat these imbociles into the ground."
Krillin looked up at Vegeta, "Hey wait a minute, you don't need to do that, I suddenly feel... normal!"
Tien looked at himself, "Hey yea, so do I!"
"Me too!" Yamcha picked some flowers out of his hair. The three at them looked around then back at the Z fighters. The glanced at eachother then down at their clothes.
"We better go to Master Roshi's house and change before I turn fruity." Tien said. With that, the three of them nodded and flew off towards Master Roshi's house, off towards the sunset.
"Well how about that!" Goku chimed in, "I guess we didn't have to fight after all." He laughed and placed his hand on the back of his head. Gohan couldn't help but join in. Trunks looked over at them, then smiled and chuckled. Vegeta scowled at them laughing.
Well, because you know Ol' Vegeta, well, he just wasn't gonna laugh like the rest of them. He had his ways of not ever smilin unless he was gonna fight. But that day, something inside of him just clicked, he couldn't help but laugh along with the rest of them. Which caused Piccolo to start laughing along with them. And so, the Z fighters laughed while Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin returned to normal and continued on with their lives.
So you see folks... the moral of the story is... Don't Ever Try to Relive a Decade! People will think, and I promise that they will think, that you are on crack!
Ja ne!!