I heard AOL's a mother-fuckin bitch
And I stress but I won't switch
Even though it wastes my time
Let it stop oh God
Because the only thing on my mind
Ties up my phone line
And I said
Oh

Pissed off at my comp
Because the stupid screen froze
And my God it sucks to work so slow
Typing on the keys
Freezing, writing through the night
I think I will talk, to her, but I refuse giving up tonight

Maybe God will find a reason
Cuz I'm sure it'll find a time
Because it kicks me off every night
DSL stands for freedom
God knows I've got the number
But maybe I just bitch too much

I was sitting in that chair
I knew AOL didn't care
Cold, still typing on the keyboard
Heard it with a ring
The box popped up on my screen
Think I will talk, to her
But that will be the end for me

Cause I know you've got no reason but, and you've got no rhyme
Please tell me, why you do it every time
I've been wishing, just like you
AOL would be something I could use

AOL's a mother fuckin' blast
But I won't stress cuz it won't last
And I would not waste my night
Glory please, my God, comin' from heaven above
It takes up all of my time
And I said

"Why must I feel like that"
Pissed off at my comp
Because the stupid screen froze
When I was downloading my Flava' Flave

But, all the versions do it
All of my friends use it
I would stop, I would switch
But I wanna be the same

And I know I'll find a reason
'Cause it happens every night
Because it takes up nearly all my time
The "T" hear stands for treason
The "D" hear stands for dove
And maybe I just bitch too,
Maybe I just bitch too,
Maybe I just bitch too much