I am soooo made at myself for how short this is!!! But its my first humor in a long time so you know. FFVIII belongs to Squaresoft, buh-duh. Read and review thanx!
The Diary Wars
Chapter 1: And Everyone Was Happy
It was a calm peaceful day at Balamb Garden. Birds were singing, the sun was shining and everything seemed to be in its place. After the sorceress incident everyone was happy. EVERYONE was happy. Squall, Rinoa, Selphie, Irvine, Zell, Rajin, Fujin, Xu, Cid, Edea, Nida, the ghost of President Deiling, Biggs, Wedge, Doctor Kadowaki, the Treppies who are both male and female, Ellone, Laguna, Ward, Kiros, Shiva, Eden, Quescotl, Alexander, Brothers, Leviathan, Diablos, Carbuncle, Cactar, Tonberry King, and all the rest of the GFs, Library Girl, Pigtail Girl, General Caraway, and even Seifer was happy.
The details of their happiness would take way to long, but rest assured they were happy. But then one day something made one of these people very unhappy.
"SELPHIE GIVE IT BACK!!!!!" Seifer screamed as he chased the messenger girl down the hall. She was laughing her head off as she looked into a deep red book and ran at the same time.
"'Dear Diary!'" Selphie shouted so that he could hear her. " 'Today Squall was mean to me,' mean spelt M-E-E-N 'He took my bestest friend in the world Mr. Cuddle Bunny and threw him into the water!'" she began to laugh again until she tripped on a banana peel and the book went flying. As Seifer ran up next to the fallen Selphie he watched the book fly into none other but Quistis's hands.
"Instructor give it here!!" Seifer yelled urgently.
"No, Quisty its his," she laughed. "Its his...Diary!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!"
"Seifer has a diary?" Quistis began laughing too. She began thumbing through the pages. "Lets see what we have here...'Dear Diary, I don't know why girls like dresses so much, I just don't get it! Today I tried on one and its no big deal really! Well...Okay it was nice to get that breeze, and it did fit like a dream...'" she couldn't continue and burst out laughing. Seifer was not happy, he was outraged, his face was in a snarl.
"I WAS 6 FOR CRYING OUT LOAD!!!!" he smirked as a thought came to him, and he ran as fast as he could down the hall. Quistis and Selphie made mockery faces.
"Poor bbaaaabbbyyy," Selphie said and began to 'cry'. In about two seconds she popped her head up and snatched the diary from Quistis's hand and began to read it to the whole Garden.
About ten minutes later Seifer returned with a look of calmness on his face. People began to point and laugh at him, because Selphie and Quistis were still reading from the red book.
"AHEM," he coughed to get the two girls attention.
"May we help you Mr. Girly Boy?" Selphie asked in a perky voice. He gave an evil grin and he reached into his pocket.
"Oh what are you going to do, pull out your Hyperion from your pocket?" she giggled at the older man.
"Worse," and he pulled out a dark green book.
"THAT'S MY DIARY!!!!!" Selphie shouted in anger. Quistis, much out of her character, laughed at her friend. But then Seifer pulled out a sea blue book.
"HEEEYYY!!" she screamed. Seifer opened the green book first and before he could say a word Selphie jetted out of there as fast as she could. He smiled and tossed her diary into the fountain.
"Now lets see what we got here..." he began to mimic Quistis and thumb through the pages.
"Seifer don't!!" she yelled at him but she couldn't move she was frozen with fear.
"'Dear Diary, oh how I wish Squall could know my feelings for him! I see him every day and every day my heart seems to skip a beat. Plus he is soooo hot, if only he were mine, oh the things I would do to him then,'" Seifer stopped talking but it was obvious he was still reading. His eyes grew wide and he looked up at Quistis.
"Heh heh," she laughed nervously.
"DAMN Quistis what kind of books DID you read in your spare time?!!!" the people around him began to laugh and Quistis's face went from a red fluster to a crimson anger.
"YOU ARE SUCH A...A...A JERKALOPAGUS!!!" Quistis screamed.
"So?"
"So, Seifer Almasy! This. Is. War."
To Be Continued.
The Diary Wars
Chapter 1: And Everyone Was Happy
It was a calm peaceful day at Balamb Garden. Birds were singing, the sun was shining and everything seemed to be in its place. After the sorceress incident everyone was happy. EVERYONE was happy. Squall, Rinoa, Selphie, Irvine, Zell, Rajin, Fujin, Xu, Cid, Edea, Nida, the ghost of President Deiling, Biggs, Wedge, Doctor Kadowaki, the Treppies who are both male and female, Ellone, Laguna, Ward, Kiros, Shiva, Eden, Quescotl, Alexander, Brothers, Leviathan, Diablos, Carbuncle, Cactar, Tonberry King, and all the rest of the GFs, Library Girl, Pigtail Girl, General Caraway, and even Seifer was happy.
The details of their happiness would take way to long, but rest assured they were happy. But then one day something made one of these people very unhappy.
"SELPHIE GIVE IT BACK!!!!!" Seifer screamed as he chased the messenger girl down the hall. She was laughing her head off as she looked into a deep red book and ran at the same time.
"'Dear Diary!'" Selphie shouted so that he could hear her. " 'Today Squall was mean to me,' mean spelt M-E-E-N 'He took my bestest friend in the world Mr. Cuddle Bunny and threw him into the water!'" she began to laugh again until she tripped on a banana peel and the book went flying. As Seifer ran up next to the fallen Selphie he watched the book fly into none other but Quistis's hands.
"Instructor give it here!!" Seifer yelled urgently.
"No, Quisty its his," she laughed. "Its his...Diary!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!"
"Seifer has a diary?" Quistis began laughing too. She began thumbing through the pages. "Lets see what we have here...'Dear Diary, I don't know why girls like dresses so much, I just don't get it! Today I tried on one and its no big deal really! Well...Okay it was nice to get that breeze, and it did fit like a dream...'" she couldn't continue and burst out laughing. Seifer was not happy, he was outraged, his face was in a snarl.
"I WAS 6 FOR CRYING OUT LOAD!!!!" he smirked as a thought came to him, and he ran as fast as he could down the hall. Quistis and Selphie made mockery faces.
"Poor bbaaaabbbyyy," Selphie said and began to 'cry'. In about two seconds she popped her head up and snatched the diary from Quistis's hand and began to read it to the whole Garden.
About ten minutes later Seifer returned with a look of calmness on his face. People began to point and laugh at him, because Selphie and Quistis were still reading from the red book.
"AHEM," he coughed to get the two girls attention.
"May we help you Mr. Girly Boy?" Selphie asked in a perky voice. He gave an evil grin and he reached into his pocket.
"Oh what are you going to do, pull out your Hyperion from your pocket?" she giggled at the older man.
"Worse," and he pulled out a dark green book.
"THAT'S MY DIARY!!!!!" Selphie shouted in anger. Quistis, much out of her character, laughed at her friend. But then Seifer pulled out a sea blue book.
"HEEEYYY!!" she screamed. Seifer opened the green book first and before he could say a word Selphie jetted out of there as fast as she could. He smiled and tossed her diary into the fountain.
"Now lets see what we got here..." he began to mimic Quistis and thumb through the pages.
"Seifer don't!!" she yelled at him but she couldn't move she was frozen with fear.
"'Dear Diary, oh how I wish Squall could know my feelings for him! I see him every day and every day my heart seems to skip a beat. Plus he is soooo hot, if only he were mine, oh the things I would do to him then,'" Seifer stopped talking but it was obvious he was still reading. His eyes grew wide and he looked up at Quistis.
"Heh heh," she laughed nervously.
"DAMN Quistis what kind of books DID you read in your spare time?!!!" the people around him began to laugh and Quistis's face went from a red fluster to a crimson anger.
"YOU ARE SUCH A...A...A JERKALOPAGUS!!!" Quistis screamed.
"So?"
"So, Seifer Almasy! This. Is. War."
To Be Continued.