- Chapter 2
Hello Everybody! Just wanted to apologize now for Goku's name in the last chapter. We were high at the time, and we take nothing seriously. We sometimes forget that other people take offense to stuff like that. You see, we as the bullshitting penguins make fun of anything and everything as a hobby. Occasionally we do go too far. Please no flames about it, we got the idea that you are all offended by it, but also please remember that this is nonsense, so don't take it seriously.
- "Vegeta, Vegeta, Viagra, Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, Viagra, Vegeta!" Vegeta came out of the gravity room looking to kill whomever was so foolishly insulting his name, which did sound like the word 'Viagra.' He immediately saw the president of the dumbass club sitting on a beautiful new Harley, stinking up the area with a stench of urine.
"Damn it Stupid! You smell like Urine! My super sensitive Saiyan nose cannot handle such an odor! God, you smell like Bulma's breath!" Viagra said angrily.
"Oh! You mean my new jacket? Some biker guys were nice enough to help me break it in biker style! Hey Viagra, I came to ask you if you want Bulma to be turned on by you?" Before President Dumbass could continue, Viagra was jumping up and down wildly screaming "YES YES YES!"
"Well that's good! I figured out what women want, but I need your help." Viagra regained his composure and his sneer.
"Well of course you need my help! All women want me!" The moronic Goku just stood there stupidily, before starting to talk.
"Uh, well, you need a motorcycle. Then you have to join my gang." He looked as though he was struggling with trying to do something in his head. Viagra looked around suspiciously.
"Come with me!" Acting like James Bond, he pulled Goku around the Capsule Corporation grounds, before running straight into Bulma by accident.
"Out of my way woman, for I am Bond, James Bond." Viagra said hotly.
"Off, Piss off. I have laundry to do." Bulma said angrily. Suddenly Goku burst out laughing.
"What's wrong with you idiot?" Viagra asked in a ticked off voice.
"Well, I just got that joke. You know, earlier when you said that all women want you. That was funny!" Viagra and Bulimia rolled their eyes, and Viagra led GoKum-by-yah to his secret "Garage". Once inside, GoKum-by-yah marveled at all the posters covering the walls and the enormous bike in the center of the room. On each space of wall was a beautiful woman naked paused over a monstrous Harley. GoKum-by-yah was amazed. Viagra pointed toward the bike.
"She's never been ridden. Perfect condition, the best motorcycle money can buy. And She's mine! MINE I SAY! AND SHE'S BETTER THAN YOURS!!!! I have beaten you at something!" Just then GoKum-by-yah broke off the mirror by accident. Viagra looked devastated.
"NOOOOOOO! ONCE AGAIN I HAVE LOST!!!!!!! Oh well though, I'll just use my back up." With that Viagra went to the back of the garage and pulled a sheet off a big lumpy thing. GoKum-by-yah held back gasps of amazement when Vegeta removed the sheet to reveal Bra's Barbie Jeep. Viagra began to rub the plastic pink jeep down with a diaper.
"She may not be a motorcycle, but listen to that rechargeable battery roar!" Viagra pressed gently on the tiny gas petal. GoKum-by-yah smiled at the fact that his plan was working. Soon he would have the coolest gang ever, and Cheese Cheese would not be able to resist his badass self. Now, he just needed Piccolo.