Note before you read: Read
the author's note.
Dear Sir or Madam will you vote for me?
Unlike the others I'm not a smart Yuppie
My presidency will be based on Regan's and
Dad's,
And I need a job
So I want to be the
United States President, President
Al Gore is a dirty man,
And poor Tipper just doesn't understand
His daughters get drunk with mine
It's a steady job
So I want to be the
United States President
My presidency will be a thousand days, give
or take a few
Then I can run again in a week or two
I can rule longer if you like my style
I can change the law around
So I want to be the
United States President
If you really like oil, then you're all right
Oil can make a million for you overnight
If you're from Florida throw your votes
right here
Gimmie a break,
I'm not to stupid to be the
United States President, President
A/N: Yes, I know it's a parody to Paperback
Writer, but just don't sing it to the tune. I tried. It won't work.
Thanks to Modernhumorist.com, (The part about the Gore and Bush girls getting
drunk together) my idea jar, George W., Newsweek (Yuppie comment), and
the Beatles. The Beatles, or more specifically, Sir Paul McCartney, owns
Paperback Writer. This is my first fic in a couple months, so gimmie
a break if it's not up to standard. I have better in the works. :-)
