Happy Birthday!
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Tenchi.
Scene: Kitchen
Time: Morning
Enter Sasami
Sasami: *humming* *preparing breakfast*
Enter Ayeka
Ayeka: *smiling* "Good morning Sasami."
Sasami: "Good morning Ayeka."
Enter Ryoko
Ryoko: *yawning*
Sasami: "Good morning Ryoko."
Ryoko: "Uh-huh."
Enter Washu
Sasami: "Good morning Washu."
Washu: "Good morning."
Ryoko, Ayeka, and Washu: *sits down at the table*
Washu: "Do you know what day it is?"
Ryoko: "Um... the day that ends in 'y'?"
Washu: "Ha ha Ryoko. Actually, it's Tenchi's birthday."
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: *shouting* "What?"
Sasami: "Why didn't you tell us earlier?"
Ryoko: "Yeah."
Washu: "..."
Sasami: "Now I don't have enough time to make Tenchi a cake and get him a present."
Ayeka: "And what about the decorations?"
Washu: "I've already taken care of that."
Ryoko: "What about presents?"
Washu: "I've already got my present for him."
Sasami: "Poor Tenchi... he wont get any presents-except for the one from Washu."
Ayeka: "If only we had more time..."
Washu: *smiling* "And here I come to save the day!"
Ryoko: "What are you talking about?"
Washu: "Well, I invented a machine that can stop time."
Ayeka: "How will that help?"
Washu: "I can freeze time while you three go out to buy him presents."
Sasami: "But... if time is frozen, we wont be able to buy anything."
Washu: *sweatdrop* "Small problem... you can take whatever it is you want to buy him..."
Ayeka: *interupting* "I am a princess of Jurai! I will not steal!"
Washu: "... and leave the money at the store."
Ayeka: *blushing*
Ryoko: *laughing*
Sasami: "But what if something goes wrong?"
Washu: "Nothing will go wrong."
Ryoko and Ayeka: *look at each other*
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: "We're doomed."
Washu: "Hey!"
Sasami: "Well, my present to Tenchi will be the cake I guess."
Washu: "Alright. So shall we get started?"
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: *nodding*
Exit Washu, Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami
Scene: Washu's Labratory
Time: Morning
Enter Washu, Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami
Washu: *walks up to a button on a black table* "Here we go..."
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: *wince*
Washu: *presses the button*
Ryoko: "We're still alive!"
Sasami: "I better start cooking..."
Exit Sasami
Ayeka: "Well, I'm going shopping."
Exit Ayeka
Ryoko: "...Hey! Princess, wait up!"
Exit Ryoko
Washu: *frozen*
Scene: Kitchen
Time: Technically morning, but actually a few hours later
Enter Sasami
Sasami: *putting icing on the cake*
Enter Ryoko and Ayeka
Ayeka: "Ryoko, I cant believe you just took that!"
Ryoko: "I'm a pirate. It's what I do."
Sasami: *sighing* "What'd you buy him?"
Ayeka: *blush* "You'll see when he opens it."
Ryoko: "Ditto."
Sasami: "Well, I think we should go tell Washu that we're done."
Ryoko and Ayeka: *nod*
Exit Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami
Scene: Washu's Labratory
Time: Look at the last time.
Enter Ryoko, Ayeka, and Sasami
Sasami: "Uh-oh..."
Ryoko: "What?"
Sasami: *points at the frozen Washu*
Ryoko: "Uh-oh..."
Sasami: "I just said that."
Ayeka: "I knew something would go wrong..."
Ryoko: "Well, it can't be too hard to find a button on a black table."
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: *look around to see billions of black tables with buttons on them*
Ayeka: "Uh-oh..."
Scene: Washu's Labratory
Time: About half an hour later, but still the same time.
Enter Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami
Ryoko: *leaning against a black table*
Sasami: *breathing heavily*
Behind them: *lots of large dead monsters*
Ayeka: "I told you that wasn't the button..."
Sasami: "I have an idea."
Ryoko and Ayeka: *tiredly* "What?"
Sasami: "Why don't we press that one?" *points to the button on the black table that Washu is
standing next to*
Ryoko and Ayeka: *sweatdrop*
Sasami: "I think we should take Washu out of here... She'll kill us if she sees the mess."
Ryoko: *nod*
Exit Ryoko and Ayeka carrying the frozen Washu
Sasami: *presses the button*
Scene: Living Room
Time: Afternoon
Enter Washu, Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami and Tenchi sitting on the couch
Tenchi: *eating a peice of cake* "You guys shouldn't have done all this."
Ryoko: "Of course we did... Now open the presents!"
Tenchi: *sweatdrop* *picks up a present*
Washu: "That's from me."
Tenchi: *opens the present*
Present: *a miniture chemistry set*
Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami and Tenchi: *sweatdrop*
Tenchi: "Thank you Washu..."
Washu: *smiling* "Your welcome Tenchi."
Tenchi: *picks up another present*
Ryoko: "That one's from me."
Tenchi: *nervously opens the present*
Present: *hand cuffs*
Tenchi: *nosebleed*
Ayeka: *snatches away the handcuffs and throws them*
Azaka: *appears out of no where and makes the handcuffs disappear*
Ayeka: "Thank you Azaka."
Azaka: *disappears*
Ryoko: "Hey now! That was my present to Tenchi!"
Ayeka: "You pervert..."
Ryoko: "What did you call me?!"
Sasami: *blotting away the blood from Tenchi's upper lip with a tissue* "Are you okay?"
Tenchi: *blushing* "Y-yes... I'm fine. Thank you."
Ayeka: "Here Lord Tenchi." *hands him the last present*
Tenchi: "Thank you Ayeka..." *opens the present*
Present: *a preserved Royal Tear Drop*
Ayeka: *blushing* "I couldn't find anything that I would have liked to give to you, so I had that
preserved..."
Ryoko: "A flower?"
Sasami: "Here Tenchi..." *hands Tenchi a present*
Ayeka: "I thought you said the cake was going to be your present to him..."
Tenchi: *opening the present*
Present: *a robe with his name sewed onto the left side*
Tenchi: "Thank you Sasami. I needed a new robe."
Sasami: *blushing* "I sewed the name in myself..."
Tenchi: *smiling*
Ryoko and Ayeka: *sulking* "She did it again..."
Washu: "Well, I was up all night, so I'm going to sleep."
Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami and Tenchi: "Good night Washu."
Sasami: "Too bad Mihoshi was called away on that emergency mission."
Tenchi: "Yeah."
Sasami: *eyes get really wide* "She sleeps... in the lab!"
Ryoko, Ayeka, and Sasami: "Washu! Wait!"
Washu: *opens the door* *screams*
The End
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Tenchi.
Scene: Kitchen
Time: Morning
Enter Sasami
Sasami: *humming* *preparing breakfast*
Enter Ayeka
Ayeka: *smiling* "Good morning Sasami."
Sasami: "Good morning Ayeka."
Enter Ryoko
Ryoko: *yawning*
Sasami: "Good morning Ryoko."
Ryoko: "Uh-huh."
Enter Washu
Sasami: "Good morning Washu."
Washu: "Good morning."
Ryoko, Ayeka, and Washu: *sits down at the table*
Washu: "Do you know what day it is?"
Ryoko: "Um... the day that ends in 'y'?"
Washu: "Ha ha Ryoko. Actually, it's Tenchi's birthday."
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: *shouting* "What?"
Sasami: "Why didn't you tell us earlier?"
Ryoko: "Yeah."
Washu: "..."
Sasami: "Now I don't have enough time to make Tenchi a cake and get him a present."
Ayeka: "And what about the decorations?"
Washu: "I've already taken care of that."
Ryoko: "What about presents?"
Washu: "I've already got my present for him."
Sasami: "Poor Tenchi... he wont get any presents-except for the one from Washu."
Ayeka: "If only we had more time..."
Washu: *smiling* "And here I come to save the day!"
Ryoko: "What are you talking about?"
Washu: "Well, I invented a machine that can stop time."
Ayeka: "How will that help?"
Washu: "I can freeze time while you three go out to buy him presents."
Sasami: "But... if time is frozen, we wont be able to buy anything."
Washu: *sweatdrop* "Small problem... you can take whatever it is you want to buy him..."
Ayeka: *interupting* "I am a princess of Jurai! I will not steal!"
Washu: "... and leave the money at the store."
Ayeka: *blushing*
Ryoko: *laughing*
Sasami: "But what if something goes wrong?"
Washu: "Nothing will go wrong."
Ryoko and Ayeka: *look at each other*
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: "We're doomed."
Washu: "Hey!"
Sasami: "Well, my present to Tenchi will be the cake I guess."
Washu: "Alright. So shall we get started?"
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: *nodding*
Exit Washu, Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami
Scene: Washu's Labratory
Time: Morning
Enter Washu, Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami
Washu: *walks up to a button on a black table* "Here we go..."
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: *wince*
Washu: *presses the button*
Ryoko: "We're still alive!"
Sasami: "I better start cooking..."
Exit Sasami
Ayeka: "Well, I'm going shopping."
Exit Ayeka
Ryoko: "...Hey! Princess, wait up!"
Exit Ryoko
Washu: *frozen*
Scene: Kitchen
Time: Technically morning, but actually a few hours later
Enter Sasami
Sasami: *putting icing on the cake*
Enter Ryoko and Ayeka
Ayeka: "Ryoko, I cant believe you just took that!"
Ryoko: "I'm a pirate. It's what I do."
Sasami: *sighing* "What'd you buy him?"
Ayeka: *blush* "You'll see when he opens it."
Ryoko: "Ditto."
Sasami: "Well, I think we should go tell Washu that we're done."
Ryoko and Ayeka: *nod*
Exit Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami
Scene: Washu's Labratory
Time: Look at the last time.
Enter Ryoko, Ayeka, and Sasami
Sasami: "Uh-oh..."
Ryoko: "What?"
Sasami: *points at the frozen Washu*
Ryoko: "Uh-oh..."
Sasami: "I just said that."
Ayeka: "I knew something would go wrong..."
Ryoko: "Well, it can't be too hard to find a button on a black table."
Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami: *look around to see billions of black tables with buttons on them*
Ayeka: "Uh-oh..."
Scene: Washu's Labratory
Time: About half an hour later, but still the same time.
Enter Ryoko, Ayeka and Sasami
Ryoko: *leaning against a black table*
Sasami: *breathing heavily*
Behind them: *lots of large dead monsters*
Ayeka: "I told you that wasn't the button..."
Sasami: "I have an idea."
Ryoko and Ayeka: *tiredly* "What?"
Sasami: "Why don't we press that one?" *points to the button on the black table that Washu is
standing next to*
Ryoko and Ayeka: *sweatdrop*
Sasami: "I think we should take Washu out of here... She'll kill us if she sees the mess."
Ryoko: *nod*
Exit Ryoko and Ayeka carrying the frozen Washu
Sasami: *presses the button*
Scene: Living Room
Time: Afternoon
Enter Washu, Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami and Tenchi sitting on the couch
Tenchi: *eating a peice of cake* "You guys shouldn't have done all this."
Ryoko: "Of course we did... Now open the presents!"
Tenchi: *sweatdrop* *picks up a present*
Washu: "That's from me."
Tenchi: *opens the present*
Present: *a miniture chemistry set*
Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami and Tenchi: *sweatdrop*
Tenchi: "Thank you Washu..."
Washu: *smiling* "Your welcome Tenchi."
Tenchi: *picks up another present*
Ryoko: "That one's from me."
Tenchi: *nervously opens the present*
Present: *hand cuffs*
Tenchi: *nosebleed*
Ayeka: *snatches away the handcuffs and throws them*
Azaka: *appears out of no where and makes the handcuffs disappear*
Ayeka: "Thank you Azaka."
Azaka: *disappears*
Ryoko: "Hey now! That was my present to Tenchi!"
Ayeka: "You pervert..."
Ryoko: "What did you call me?!"
Sasami: *blotting away the blood from Tenchi's upper lip with a tissue* "Are you okay?"
Tenchi: *blushing* "Y-yes... I'm fine. Thank you."
Ayeka: "Here Lord Tenchi." *hands him the last present*
Tenchi: "Thank you Ayeka..." *opens the present*
Present: *a preserved Royal Tear Drop*
Ayeka: *blushing* "I couldn't find anything that I would have liked to give to you, so I had that
preserved..."
Ryoko: "A flower?"
Sasami: "Here Tenchi..." *hands Tenchi a present*
Ayeka: "I thought you said the cake was going to be your present to him..."
Tenchi: *opening the present*
Present: *a robe with his name sewed onto the left side*
Tenchi: "Thank you Sasami. I needed a new robe."
Sasami: *blushing* "I sewed the name in myself..."
Tenchi: *smiling*
Ryoko and Ayeka: *sulking* "She did it again..."
Washu: "Well, I was up all night, so I'm going to sleep."
Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami and Tenchi: "Good night Washu."
Sasami: "Too bad Mihoshi was called away on that emergency mission."
Tenchi: "Yeah."
Sasami: *eyes get really wide* "She sleeps... in the lab!"
Ryoko, Ayeka, and Sasami: "Washu! Wait!"
Washu: *opens the door* *screams*
The End