Hey! Time for a totally pointless fic where I – Ría –
accompanied by mi amiga Mell – who actually did most of this but doesn't have a
computer =P – did this happy little chat room full of happy animé stars who we
unhappily don't own ~*holds out sign saying 'aww!'*~ but they unspecially force
to do evil acts of evilness. (those evil meanies!)
Ría
thegoddess@goddess.com
Welcome to – enter name here –
People of the Room – Gokou; Duo; Delrosario; Akane; Pía;
Trowa; Ruri; Zects; Noin; NeNe; Miaka
~Enter Vejita~
~Enter Nagie~
Vejita who the
fuck sent me this invite? u messed up muh Tetris game!
Nagie yeah
really, man! dude! i would have seen that Queen of Hearts! damn pop up box!
Pía those are
bad words, Nagie and Vejita. Can't you tell that there's a fucking child here?
Vejita ...
Gokou
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Trowa Look
Gokou's learned "Return"!
Duo Omigod!
Akane Good Job
Gokou!
Zects i dont
think he can read that akane
~Exit Gokou~
~Delrosario snickers~
Delrosario He
probably pressed Ctrl Alt Delete.
NeNe Ha!
Akane BAKA
~Akane starts singing
Baka Song~
~Enter Tapion~
Tapion Hey all.
~Enter Mink~
Mink NAKAGO!!!!
MY LUV!!!!!
~Nagie freaks out~
Mink I THOUGHT
IT WAS SOOOOOO KEWL WHEN U KILLED THAT CANARY!!!! AND THEN WHEN U SET EYERYBODY
UP TO DIE!!!! THAT WAS PURE GENIUS!!! ****This 3845 Word Part Has Been Censored
Out Due to Possible Cause of Giving Away The Ending of Fushigi Yûgi****
Noin What is it
with that gurl and hot mophead blondes?
Ruri Baka.
~Ruri boots Mink~
~Exit Mink~
Nagie Ruri! I
owe muh life to you...how can i ever repay you?
~Nagie raises his
eyebrow and grins devilishly~
~Ruri boots Nagie~
~Exit Nagie~
Tapion Does n e
1 know what happened to old yeller? muh boox got sum kinda virus and wont tell
me.
NeNe Could it
be the Mell Virus*? Who believes in that shit anyways? Not I!
~NeNe has her fingers
crossed~
Trowa It is
impossible for a book to have a virus.
Trowa Your book could be missing pages.
Trowa Torn.
Trowa Smudged.
Trowa Blacked
out by some sort of ink.
Trowa Or any other thing that comes to mind.
Trowa Also,
your book can't tell you anything.
Pía Shut up
Duo God he
types fast! Make way for lightning
speed man!
Miaka Yes it
can. You see, books can ****This 4670 Word Part Has Been Censured Out Due to
Possible Cause of Giving Away The Ending of Fushigi Yûgi**** whenever cool
phantom birds appear.
Miaka I think.
Trowa "cool
phantom birds" don't exist, so there!
~Trowa sticks his
tongue out as obnoxiously as possible
at Miaka~
~Miaka boots Trowa~
Trowa pish.
~Exit Trowa~
Miaka does
"pish" stand for something?
Ruri baka.
~Ruri boots Miaka~
~Exit Miaka~
Zects or has
she? Perhaps she is still in the chatroom...somewhere...
~Noin giggles
uncontrollably~
Noin Zexy, your
sooo mysterious!
Vejita awwwwww
that is sooooooooooooo cute!
~Vejita imagines them
into a sunset scene in front of san francisco...or not~
~Vejita boots Noin~
~Exit Noin~
Zects Thank
god! She's been stalking me all my life, but i've never had the heart to
(accidentally) kill her!
Vejita do you know
what that means? your pathetic. Your
insulting the male kind. You suck man!
Zects
actually...
Pía ewwweeee!
Grosss! What the Fuck mother(or should i say father) fucker! you don't say that
type of shit in front of children!
~Pía boots Zects~
~Exit Zects~
Delrosario I
always knew there was something going on between him and Tres……
NeNe He was
joking moron.
Delrosario and
we know that how?
NeNe pish.
~Duo cuts an orange in
half, sticking the two halves in princess laya position in a pathetic attempt
to imitate buns~
~Duo raises his voice
to mimic Miaka's and says: "Does 'pish' stand for something?"~
~Vejita strokes his
chin~
Vejita
interesting…
Tapion You all
have yet to tell me what happened to old yeller
Akane
Cliffnotes hun, cliffnotes.
Tapion Oh yeah!
~Exit Tapion~
Pía Hey
bitch! That's cheating!
~Pía boots Akane~
~Exit Akane~
Delrosario
Woah! This place has shrunk.. better
invite more people
Vejita So
YOU'RE the punk!
~Vejita boots
Delrosario~
~Exit Delrosario~
~Enter Tenchi's_dad~
Tenchi's_dad Do
I have a name?
NeNe Probably.
Tenchi's_dad
Oh. Ok.
~Exit Tenchi's_dad~
Duo ?????????
Vejita Yeah,
really. Phsyco.
Duo They only talk
to him at least twice each episode, constantly calling him by that annoying
little name of his.
NeNe so I
wasn't the only one who found that utterly annoying.
Vejita It's
kewl when u speak japinese n all, but when ur a lazy american with nothing
better to watch, u keep wishing they'd just call him bob or something.
Duo agreed.
Pía Ruri?
Still here?
Ruri Possibly.
Pía Then talk
more.
Ruri Too
bad. My Slinkie's more interesting then
you.
Pía WTF
Bitch! Here I am, all nice and cute to
you, joining you in your booting party, and now your bitching at me for getting
you involved with people!
Ruri I never
got involved, remember? I just turned
you down.
Pía You know
what bitch? I chalenge you. That's right, a booting dule.
~Ruri boots Duo~
~Exit Duo~
~Pía boots NeNe~
~Exit NeNe~
Vejita now
ladies… candy? Anyone? Heh. Heh.
Pía nah. We wouldn't boot you. They were getting annoying so we had to find
an excuse to boot them.
Ruri Anyways,
now we're… alone.
~Ruri Dims the lights~
~Pía puts a classic cd
in the player and winks at veggy~
Ruri Wtf?!! We
decided earlier he was mine!
Pía actually,
hun, your just a pawn
Ruri Oh
really? And you thought I'd just sit
and watch?
Pía no.
~Pía boots Ruri~
~Ruri boots Pía~
~Exit Ruri~
~Exit Pía~
Vejita …
Vejita alone…
all alone… with no one but this crappy tetris game.
~Enter Delrosario~
Vejita
??????????
Vejita did I
not boot u, like, five minutes ago? Or…
less
Delrosario Duh!
It's my chatroom
Vejita did u
just say duh?
Vejita to the
prince of Saiya-jins??
Delrosario
ummm… no…
Delrosario it
was ment to be… uhhh… 'actually, I can come back whenever I want because it's
my chatroom.'
Delrosario I
have no clue how that appeared there…
Vejita Oh! How
stupid of me.
Delrosario
don't worry, u're forgiven.
Vejita you're
gone.
~Vejita boots
Delrosario~
~Exit Delrosario~
~Enter Delrosario~
Delrosario ha!
Vejita damn.
Delrosario now u
see, I am invincible! Ahahahahaha!
Vejita you keep
thinking that.
Delrosario I
will! Now to invite more people…
~Enter Trunks~
Trunks woa…
noone's in here… except a freak… oh yeah… and you… DADDY!
~Exit Vejita~
Delrosario that
had the wrong effect… we're supposed to gain people, not loose em.
~Enter Tamakins~
Tamakins is
this a gay chat? Looking at the names…
~Trunks boots Tamakins~
~Exit Tamakins~
Delrosario yes…
definitely the wrong effect…
Delrosario trunks,
u have to go… ur ruining muh fun
~Delrosario boots
Trunks~
~Exit Trunks~
Delrosario a
very very very wrong effect… awww screw it!
~Exit Delrosario~
FOR NOW…
(Dragonball/Z/GT) Vejita, Gokou,
Tapion(Movie 13), Trunks.
(Gundam Wing) Duo, Trowa, Zects,
Noin.
(Dragon 1/2) Mink, Pía, Delrosario,
(Bubblegum Crisis) NeNe,
(FY) Nakago (Nagie), Tamahome (Tamakins) ,
Miaka
(Nadesico) Ruri
(Tenchi) Tenchi's dad (what ever his name may be…).
(Ranma 1/2) Akane
*The Mell Virus
(Caramell Tricous Syndrome) is an inside joke with my friends. Basically it's
when you start acting like… Mell.
