LOL. This is dumb. Very dumb.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of ML's stuff.
Vanyel's Stud Service!
Is your man impotent? Do you want a child with powerful Mage-Gift or funky silver eyes? Then this is the service for you!
Tried and tested by King's Own Herald Shavri and Tayledras mages who'd rather not have their names mentioned and paid big money to be anonymous! (No, it isn't Moondance and Starwind k'Treva- impossible!)
For just twenty silver an hour, make love to the last Herald-Mage! Conception guaranteed, or double your money back!
Don't worry- your husband need never know. With Vanyel's new anti-memory spell, even you won't remember you hired him!
Boast to all your friends that you seduced the most powerful mage in the Kingdom! (a shaych one, at that). Sign up at the Grove or call this toll-free number:
1-800-I-WANT-VAN
Repeat:
1-800-I-WANT-VAN
Come early and see about Yfandes limited offer- Yfandes' Mare Service! Endurance and shiny coat guaranteed in any foal!