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Casting Call
A list of the worst possible people to play parts in the HP movie, by Padfoot from the MB.
Kermit the Frog as Harry
Miss Piggy as Hermione
Fozzie the Bear as Ron
Beaker as Quirrel
Sweetums as Hagrid
Chris Rock as Snape
Shaquille O'Neal as Flitwick
Lil' Kim as McGonagall
Barney the Dinosaur as Voldemort
Bill Clinton as Dumbledore
Justin Timberlake as Malfoy
George W. Bush as Crabbe
Al Gore as Goyle
Steven Tyler as Fudge
Liv Tyler as Sprout
Phil Collins as Wormtail
Kramer (Seinfield) as James Potter
Karen (Will & Grace) as Lily Potter
Jack (Will & Grace) as Sirius
Niles (sp?)(Frasier) as Remus Lupin
Fabio as Mad-Eye Moody
Fred Durst as Dudley
Mr. T (I pity the fool!) as Mr. Dursley
Cindy Crawford as Mrs. Dursley
Andre the Giant (even though he's dead) as Peeves
Billy Crystal as Lockhart
Dennis Rodman as Neville
Monica Lewinsky as Pansy Parkinson
Jackie Chan as Seamus Finnigan
Eddie Murphy as Dean Thomas
Don King as Cho
The Olsen Twins as Fred and George
Regis Philbin as Nearly Headless Nick
"Puffy" Combs as Filch
Kathie Lee Gifford (sp?) as Mrs. Norris
Steve Urkel as Cedric Diggory
Christina Aguleria as Fluer Delacour
Mike Myers as Krum
Busta Rhymes as Crouch
Rob Zombie as Ludo Bagman
Scooby Doo as Fang
The Bee Gees as the Weird Sisters
Susan (Survivor) as Mrs. Weasley
Rudy (Survivor) as Mr. Weasley
Eminem as Percy Weasley