Little Ron Riding Hood
By. ~*Angeleyes*~ (Jenine)
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Once upon a time there was a little boy named Ron Riding Hood, And one day his mother told him to go to his grandmom Hermione's house. So little Ron set out with his red cloak and all. Little Ron was walking along a dirt path towards Hermione's house he dropped some bread he was bringing to Hermione.
"Ugh stupid basket!" said Ron picking up the bread when he got up he saw a black wolf with glasses and a white patch on the top of his head shapped like a lightning bolt on his head.
"Where are you going little boy?" said the wolf ravinously
"my grand mom's house!" said Little Ron very cheery
"Does she live in the village?" asked the wolf
"Why should I tell you?" said Little Ron skepticly "I don't even know your name!"
"My name Harry Potter" said the wolf
"Oh, well in that case yes she does live in the village" said Little Ron
"Well, don't tell any one but I know a VERY good short cut there and if you give me some of that bread I'll show you!" said Harry
"Really? Ok!" said Little Ron giving Harry some bread
"Alright just go though the forest keep going strait!" said Harry as Little Ron left through the forest
"Thank you!" Little Ron called behind him
"ugh this NOT a short cut" wailed Little Ron until he spread apart some twigs revealing the village
"finally!" he said as he raced to Hermione's house and opened the door
"Grandma!" said Little Ron, "What a big nose you have!"
"just the better to smell you with my dear!" said Hermione Little Ron slowly stepped back slowly
"What big EYES you have!" said Little Ron
"All the better to see you with my dear!" said Hermione Little Ron slowly backed away again
"What a big mouth you have!" said Little Ron
"All the better to see EAT you with my dear!" said HARRY? He jumped out of the bed and started chasing Little Ron. Little Ron picked up a lamp and hit Harry on the head
"That'll keep him out for a while" said Little Ron he spotted a computer in the corner and sat down on it. He noticed it was a chat room
members of room: Prima Donna, Awe Adoring, Sweetie, Crook shanks luver
Sweetie- Where were u?
Awe Adoring- yeah
Crook shanks luver- This isn't Hermione its Ron
Prima Donna- Ron?
Crookshanks luver- her grand son. What r ur real names?
Sweetie- Ginny
Awe Adoring- Lavender
Prima Donna- Parvati
Crookshanks luver- ok I need help!
Awe Adoring- What?
Crookshanks luver- a wolf is after me!
"What are you doing?" it was Harry
"uh.... Nothing" said Little Ron sighning off
"Ok it's time to eat you then!" said Harry pouncing at Little Ron. Little Ron got out just in time then a crazy looking man walked in
"I'm the crazy lumber jack Sirius Black I heard screaming! Who do you want me to kill?!?" said the man
"HIM!" said Little Ron pointing at Harry then Sirius took his ax and chopped Harry in half.
"HELP!" Little Ron heard Hermione scream from inside a closet Sirius opened it and Hermione fell out sprawled on the floor she looked at Sirius Sirius looked at her it was love at first sight.
Sirius and Hermione eventually got married.
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