Silent Song
A Parody of Lovely Beggining
A Gundam Wing/FF8 Crossover
By Insane Lord Akuma
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing, I'm just using the background of it. The characters of this fic were originally created by Lord Tansura of Darkness, so they aren't mine. Also, I don't own FF8, so all the references to it aren't my original thoughts. All the character's personas, however, are mine, as none of the things they'll do in here are anything like Lord Tansura of Darkness's characters would do.The rating on here is PG-13... but it's somewhere inbetween a pg-13 and an R... I just didn't know where to name it. So read at your own risk. Now, Enjoy!
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Solo woke up startled to death. He had been having the strangest dreams lately, but he couldn't possibly imagine them being true. Ever since his parents dissapeared when he was very young, he'd been sent to a refinement school where he was taught to be a perfect gentleman. He was so polite and mannerly that he couldn't begin to imagine himself being the insane little kid he thought he was to be in the dreams of his. He'd never thought of the opposite gender in the way most guys do, he'd never flirted with a female before, or kissed one. He was also able to resist the charms of just about any female in the garden. He'd done it for so long, most of the women there decided to stop hitting on him as it got them nowhere.
Solo got up, and got dressed, then went to the secret area of the training grounds. Funny it was that no one was there, as it was a legend to all the garden members. He climbed up the high rock wall that was there and stared at the ocean for awhile. He often came here to clear his thoughts about what was going on in the world, and why every female in the garden had to hit on him. It went against his nature to flirt, as from a young age he was taught that flirting wasn't very professional. He'd always wondered what it was like to kiss, but never let anyone know it. It would've ruined his image of being a perfect
innocent.
Meanwhile....
On an alien spaceship not too far away from Earth, a princess and her father, the king, were bouting it out on some lost issue.
"You crack whore! You're always out and about fucking the first cute boy you see!" The king declared at his daughter.
"OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE, YOU IGNORANT BASTARD! First of, all, I'm NOT a crack whore. I don't do drugs. I'm just a slutty whore. Second of all..." The Princess started.
"Crack whore, slutty whore. Same Difference!" The king interupted.
"Look at you, Mr. Sit-around-on-his-ass-all-day-eating-and-getting-fatter-than-a-great-blue-whale, as those giant mammals are called on Earth." The princess bitched back at her father.
"PRINCESS TALIA, THAT DID IT! I WILL NOT SETTLE FOR THIS INSUBORDINATION!" The king growled.
"OOOH!!! I'm SOOOO SCARED, your royal high-anus King Iolite!" Talia sarcastically stated back to him. "If you'd've actually BEEN a
father to me, I might listen. But no, you're fucking position as King took up all your time, and you're damn dictatorish style of ruling and the power that comes with it has gone to your head!"
"Look who's talking. At least I do something good with my time. I don't go around offering all the cute women in town sexual favors!"
The king said, being very annoyed at his daughter's actions.
"Well at least, unlike you, I get some action in bed. You're too busy to get screwed by your own hand!" Talia shot back at her father.
That comment did it. King Iolite now officially reached that point that is commonly called going berserk.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOU'RE A SHAME TO MY NAME!..." King Iolite tried to start.
"ME??? A BITCH!?!?!?! I MIGHT BE A SLUT, A WHORE, A HUSSY, A HO, I'M EVEN EASY, AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU WANT TO FUCKING CALL IT, BUT I AM NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, A BITCH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE BASTARD!" Talia barked at her father.
"GUARDS! KILL THIS INSUBORDINATE LITTLE BITCH!" King Iolite ordered to the guards around him.
"TRY AND CATCH ME, YOU LOSERS!" Talia said, pressing a button on her bracelet, causing her to vanish.
Back on Earth...
Solo had left the secret area and went to his class of the day. He had never understood the point of them wanting to teach him how to
use magic. He wasn't able to use GF's like the rest of them could, but he could pilot a mobile suit like no one else could. There were five people that couldn't use GF or magic, but could do better than anyone else could in mobile suits. The other four however, were a bit too crazy. Especially that Ikiiki person. She was said to be a homicidal maniac. This Yusuke person was always flirting with any female, even if they were ugly. However, this Yusuke person tended to have a not-so-obvious little crush on Ikiiki. Why, Solo had no clue. But it wasn't like Solo to gossip, so even though he wanted to know, he kept his mouth shut.
Meanwhile, in another section of the Garden, a strange figure appeared. With a quick touch of a button on her bracelet, the figure
turned herself into an attractive blonde, the attractive type of blonde that made all the guys get goofy just by entering a room. After throwing her hair back for the millionth time in the mirror she could make instantly anywhere she wanted to, she put the mirror away and pushed another button on her bracelet. This button sent hypnotic waves all over the garden, making everyone in the place think she wasn't a stranger to the garden. Then the blonde walked off the balcony she was standing on, and went to the nearest room she found that was full of people.
When the blonde entered the room, all the guys swooned, with the exception of Solo.
"Talia, why are you late THIS time?" the teacher asked.
"Why, Professor Kyle, I was making sure I had all the stuff for AFTER class..." Talia said, winking at the young black-haired teacher,
who started blushing profusely at Talia's actions.
"Well then... you're excused from being late." Professor Kyle answered. "Now, get to your seat, or I might have to discipline you."
"Oh Professor, you do a good enough job of that already." Talia said, taking the only open seat left in the class, next to Solo. "Hey
big boy."
"Hello, Talia." Solo said, keeping his good manners.
"You don't have to be so prim and proper around me, sugar. No one as fine as you should have to be so polite around me." Talia said,
running her hand over Solo's lap.
"Do you mind? I don't flirt." Solo said, getting slightly annoyed at the blonde's actions.
The women sitting at the seat in front of Talia turned around.
"Hey Talia, you're fighting for a lost cause. All the women here have tried to get Solo. He doesn't even give at trying to blow him."
The women said.
"WHAT!?!?!? A GUY??? Pass up getting his dick sucked? That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!" Talia exclaimed, causing the whole class to look at
her.
"Talia, if there's something you'd like to do for the guys in class, we can pick straws..." Professor Kyle said grinning.
All the other women in class gazed down on the professor. It was very obvious from the incredibly tight shorts the professor was
wearing that he liked the idea of getting blown from Talia.
"After class, Professor. After Class." Talia said, noting the look of dissapointment on the professor's face.
Just then, the bell rang, dismissing the class. Solo went to the library to work on a term paper he had to do, while Talia stayed after to fuck the Professor. Solo got to the library, and took his usual table in the corner, that was surronded on the other two sides by bookcases he moved so that he would have his privacy. Unfortunately, that didn't stop Talia from finding him later on, as all of a sudden there was a sudden sound of stuff dropping next to him.
"Hey Cutie!" Talia said, sitting down next to him.
"Hello. How'd you find me?" Solo said rather bluntly.
"Oh... I have my ways of finding people. It's not that hard to notice a corner blocked off by two bookshelfs, and then notice that through a crack in the corner that there's a table behind them." Talia said matter-of-factly.
"Oh... I suppose that would do it. Now what do you want? I'm not going to flirt with you, if that's what you want. I don't flirt." Solo said.
"Oh I don't want to flirt... I was wondering if you could help me with some homework of mine. I just don't get the stuff they're trying to teach me." Talia said looking rather angelic at the moment.
"Depends on what the class is. Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus, any of those I can help you with."
"EWW!! No... none of those." Talia said.
"Then what's the subject?" Solo asked.
"Body Chemistry!!!" Talia exclaimed.
With that, Talia bent down and kissed Solo really really REALLY hard. After the first couple minutes of the kiss, Talia managed to get Solo's mouth open to play a little game of tounge tag. The game lasted a good long while, and then Talia got a little bolder with Solo, as her hands somehow found their way to the bottom of Solo's shirt, then up and under.
Meanwhile, Solo was sitting there in shock. He didn't expect someone to actually find him in his spot in the library, and he certainly didn't expect to be kissed so hard. And then to top it off, when he opened his mouth to tell her to stop it, he ended up getting french kissed. Sometime in between the time when Talia slid her hands up his shirt and her pulling his shirt off and kissing his stomach, all his manners and refinement fly out the window.
(Author's notes: The author was on waaaaay too much mt. dew when he wrote this. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)
So Solo started to kiss Talia back, while at the same time, tried to undo his pants. With that, the two started to get it on hard and heavy. After a good couple hours and a lot of moaning and groaning, the two were too tired to continue. Everyone in the library wondered why there was so much noise, as none of them had seen Talia enter, and she was the only one known for causing such rucus. The two library lovers got dressed, and inconspicuously slipped back to Solo's room for a little shower to get refreshed from all that hard studying they had just done.
Author's Notes: First part done. Wait for more!
A Parody of Lovely Beggining
A Gundam Wing/FF8 Crossover
By Insane Lord Akuma
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing, I'm just using the background of it. The characters of this fic were originally created by Lord Tansura of Darkness, so they aren't mine. Also, I don't own FF8, so all the references to it aren't my original thoughts. All the character's personas, however, are mine, as none of the things they'll do in here are anything like Lord Tansura of Darkness's characters would do.The rating on here is PG-13... but it's somewhere inbetween a pg-13 and an R... I just didn't know where to name it. So read at your own risk. Now, Enjoy!
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Solo woke up startled to death. He had been having the strangest dreams lately, but he couldn't possibly imagine them being true. Ever since his parents dissapeared when he was very young, he'd been sent to a refinement school where he was taught to be a perfect gentleman. He was so polite and mannerly that he couldn't begin to imagine himself being the insane little kid he thought he was to be in the dreams of his. He'd never thought of the opposite gender in the way most guys do, he'd never flirted with a female before, or kissed one. He was also able to resist the charms of just about any female in the garden. He'd done it for so long, most of the women there decided to stop hitting on him as it got them nowhere.
Solo got up, and got dressed, then went to the secret area of the training grounds. Funny it was that no one was there, as it was a legend to all the garden members. He climbed up the high rock wall that was there and stared at the ocean for awhile. He often came here to clear his thoughts about what was going on in the world, and why every female in the garden had to hit on him. It went against his nature to flirt, as from a young age he was taught that flirting wasn't very professional. He'd always wondered what it was like to kiss, but never let anyone know it. It would've ruined his image of being a perfect
innocent.
Meanwhile....
On an alien spaceship not too far away from Earth, a princess and her father, the king, were bouting it out on some lost issue.
"You crack whore! You're always out and about fucking the first cute boy you see!" The king declared at his daughter.
"OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE, YOU IGNORANT BASTARD! First of, all, I'm NOT a crack whore. I don't do drugs. I'm just a slutty whore. Second of all..." The Princess started.
"Crack whore, slutty whore. Same Difference!" The king interupted.
"Look at you, Mr. Sit-around-on-his-ass-all-day-eating-and-getting-fatter-than-a-great-blue-whale, as those giant mammals are called on Earth." The princess bitched back at her father.
"PRINCESS TALIA, THAT DID IT! I WILL NOT SETTLE FOR THIS INSUBORDINATION!" The king growled.
"OOOH!!! I'm SOOOO SCARED, your royal high-anus King Iolite!" Talia sarcastically stated back to him. "If you'd've actually BEEN a
father to me, I might listen. But no, you're fucking position as King took up all your time, and you're damn dictatorish style of ruling and the power that comes with it has gone to your head!"
"Look who's talking. At least I do something good with my time. I don't go around offering all the cute women in town sexual favors!"
The king said, being very annoyed at his daughter's actions.
"Well at least, unlike you, I get some action in bed. You're too busy to get screwed by your own hand!" Talia shot back at her father.
That comment did it. King Iolite now officially reached that point that is commonly called going berserk.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOU'RE A SHAME TO MY NAME!..." King Iolite tried to start.
"ME??? A BITCH!?!?!?! I MIGHT BE A SLUT, A WHORE, A HUSSY, A HO, I'M EVEN EASY, AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU WANT TO FUCKING CALL IT, BUT I AM NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, A BITCH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE BASTARD!" Talia barked at her father.
"GUARDS! KILL THIS INSUBORDINATE LITTLE BITCH!" King Iolite ordered to the guards around him.
"TRY AND CATCH ME, YOU LOSERS!" Talia said, pressing a button on her bracelet, causing her to vanish.
Back on Earth...
Solo had left the secret area and went to his class of the day. He had never understood the point of them wanting to teach him how to
use magic. He wasn't able to use GF's like the rest of them could, but he could pilot a mobile suit like no one else could. There were five people that couldn't use GF or magic, but could do better than anyone else could in mobile suits. The other four however, were a bit too crazy. Especially that Ikiiki person. She was said to be a homicidal maniac. This Yusuke person was always flirting with any female, even if they were ugly. However, this Yusuke person tended to have a not-so-obvious little crush on Ikiiki. Why, Solo had no clue. But it wasn't like Solo to gossip, so even though he wanted to know, he kept his mouth shut.
Meanwhile, in another section of the Garden, a strange figure appeared. With a quick touch of a button on her bracelet, the figure
turned herself into an attractive blonde, the attractive type of blonde that made all the guys get goofy just by entering a room. After throwing her hair back for the millionth time in the mirror she could make instantly anywhere she wanted to, she put the mirror away and pushed another button on her bracelet. This button sent hypnotic waves all over the garden, making everyone in the place think she wasn't a stranger to the garden. Then the blonde walked off the balcony she was standing on, and went to the nearest room she found that was full of people.
When the blonde entered the room, all the guys swooned, with the exception of Solo.
"Talia, why are you late THIS time?" the teacher asked.
"Why, Professor Kyle, I was making sure I had all the stuff for AFTER class..." Talia said, winking at the young black-haired teacher,
who started blushing profusely at Talia's actions.
"Well then... you're excused from being late." Professor Kyle answered. "Now, get to your seat, or I might have to discipline you."
"Oh Professor, you do a good enough job of that already." Talia said, taking the only open seat left in the class, next to Solo. "Hey
big boy."
"Hello, Talia." Solo said, keeping his good manners.
"You don't have to be so prim and proper around me, sugar. No one as fine as you should have to be so polite around me." Talia said,
running her hand over Solo's lap.
"Do you mind? I don't flirt." Solo said, getting slightly annoyed at the blonde's actions.
The women sitting at the seat in front of Talia turned around.
"Hey Talia, you're fighting for a lost cause. All the women here have tried to get Solo. He doesn't even give at trying to blow him."
The women said.
"WHAT!?!?!? A GUY??? Pass up getting his dick sucked? That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!" Talia exclaimed, causing the whole class to look at
her.
"Talia, if there's something you'd like to do for the guys in class, we can pick straws..." Professor Kyle said grinning.
All the other women in class gazed down on the professor. It was very obvious from the incredibly tight shorts the professor was
wearing that he liked the idea of getting blown from Talia.
"After class, Professor. After Class." Talia said, noting the look of dissapointment on the professor's face.
Just then, the bell rang, dismissing the class. Solo went to the library to work on a term paper he had to do, while Talia stayed after to fuck the Professor. Solo got to the library, and took his usual table in the corner, that was surronded on the other two sides by bookcases he moved so that he would have his privacy. Unfortunately, that didn't stop Talia from finding him later on, as all of a sudden there was a sudden sound of stuff dropping next to him.
"Hey Cutie!" Talia said, sitting down next to him.
"Hello. How'd you find me?" Solo said rather bluntly.
"Oh... I have my ways of finding people. It's not that hard to notice a corner blocked off by two bookshelfs, and then notice that through a crack in the corner that there's a table behind them." Talia said matter-of-factly.
"Oh... I suppose that would do it. Now what do you want? I'm not going to flirt with you, if that's what you want. I don't flirt." Solo said.
"Oh I don't want to flirt... I was wondering if you could help me with some homework of mine. I just don't get the stuff they're trying to teach me." Talia said looking rather angelic at the moment.
"Depends on what the class is. Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus, any of those I can help you with."
"EWW!! No... none of those." Talia said.
"Then what's the subject?" Solo asked.
"Body Chemistry!!!" Talia exclaimed.
With that, Talia bent down and kissed Solo really really REALLY hard. After the first couple minutes of the kiss, Talia managed to get Solo's mouth open to play a little game of tounge tag. The game lasted a good long while, and then Talia got a little bolder with Solo, as her hands somehow found their way to the bottom of Solo's shirt, then up and under.
Meanwhile, Solo was sitting there in shock. He didn't expect someone to actually find him in his spot in the library, and he certainly didn't expect to be kissed so hard. And then to top it off, when he opened his mouth to tell her to stop it, he ended up getting french kissed. Sometime in between the time when Talia slid her hands up his shirt and her pulling his shirt off and kissing his stomach, all his manners and refinement fly out the window.
(Author's notes: The author was on waaaaay too much mt. dew when he wrote this. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)
So Solo started to kiss Talia back, while at the same time, tried to undo his pants. With that, the two started to get it on hard and heavy. After a good couple hours and a lot of moaning and groaning, the two were too tired to continue. Everyone in the library wondered why there was so much noise, as none of them had seen Talia enter, and she was the only one known for causing such rucus. The two library lovers got dressed, and inconspicuously slipped back to Solo's room for a little shower to get refreshed from all that hard studying they had just done.
Author's Notes: First part done. Wait for more!