Silent Song
A parody of "Lovely Beggining"
A Gundam Wing/Final Fantasy 8 Crossover
By Insane Lord Akuma
Author's Notes: I don't own FF8, GW, or Lovely Beggining. Any resemblences to them is purely intentional, but I don't own them. So dun sue me!!! Oh, and if you like this fic, please review, and if you like enough to review it, refer it to your friends!
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Talia relaxed in the big comfy black leather lounge chair in Professor Kyle's room. She had always thought that men were like tires; that they were only good till they were worn out. However, she kept those thoughts to herself. For some reason, Solo was the only guy she'd ever done that had been able to keep going till she was ready to drop. She'd rather have spent the time she was going to have to spend with Kyle screwing Solo, but if she didn't do Kyle, he'd get her expelled from Garden for being a slut.
Sometimes Talia hated being a beautiful blonde with big boobs and an alluring ass, but she couldn't help it if she was irresistable to guys. It just made her feel more attractive than she already thought herself to be. Her thoughts slowly shifted to how long it took Kyle to teach a class. She was getting horny, and him not being there didn't make her urges any weaker.
Meanwhile, out in space.....
"NATINA!!! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE!!!" Iolite bellowed.
"I'M COMING, YOU WINDBAG!" Natina yelled, coming through a door. "Now what the hell did you call me out of my manticure for?"
"Do you know where our daughter is? She dissapeared out of here on me." Iolite said, sighing.
"WHAT??? How could you let this happen!?!?! If she gets caught by some of those... those BITCHES from other parts of the universe... I don't want to think of what they'll do to her... She is... special... and all." Natina said, the color draining from her face.
"Yes... I know... my power got to my head of how I demand all the people to obey my every word, down to the last little letter." Iolite sighed.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT TO OUR DAUGHTER!!??!!??!!?!?!?! She's not going to listen to us! GOOD GODDESS WHAT AN IDIOT I'VE MARRIED!" Natina said, almost to the point of tears.
"WELL... IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN HER THAT NECKLACE FROM THAT BITCH... SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TURNED INTO WHAT SHE IS NOW!!!!" Iolite yelled back at Natina.
"IF I HADN'T???? YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WANTED OUR DAUGHTER TO BE... WHAT SHE IS NOW!!! YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WANTED HER TO HAVE THE NECKLACE OF MADAM ALLURIA!!! DON'T YOU DARE BLAME THIS ON ME, YOU OVER GROWN WIND BAG YOU!!!" Natina yelled, glaring daggers back at Iolite.
"Well... the important thing is that we find Talia before Deglia does..." the king finally said.
"Too true. Deglia will rip our daughter apart... if our daughter doesn't find someone who'll accept her for who she is first, that is..." Natina said, sounding hopeful.
Somewhere deep in the far out reaches of space...
"Thorn, Spike, Pricker... Have you found that little slut Talia yet?" An evil queen sitting on a thrown of prickly vines commanded.
"Unfortunately, I have nothing to report Queen Deglia, the most evil and devious ruler in all the Universe." A figure that looked like a walking rose said.
"CURSE YOU, THORN! YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING IMBECILE!" Queen Deglia cursed. "What about you, Spike?"
"She's on Earth... in a place called Garden. I haven't found out much more than that. There's three gardens on Earth, however, and I have found out that Princess Talia has a magic bracelet that can change her appearance. So it doesn't give me much to go on, but I can I find that little slut so that you may become the most attractive women in the universe, Queen Deglia, the most evil and devious ruler in all the universe." Spike said.
"At least ONE of my three evil doers is up to snuff. Here's some fertilizer for you, Spike. Go let those roots of yours soak up some of this special nourishment. Spike, Pricker, go track down that little slut and make triple sure she stays away from any guy that would except her for being the last sorceress of sex in the universe." Queen Deglia commanded.
Back on Earth...
Talia had spent a good twenty minutes tiring out Professor Kyle, then slipped over to Solo's room. Together, the two of them snuck out of the garden and to the hidden, secluded beach nearby that Solo had discovered accidently on one of his water mobile suit missions. There the two had lots of fun playing in the sand and swimming in the crystal clear waters warmed by the volcanoes that surrounded the enclosed bay. After a couple hours of playing in the area, the two layed down on the beach to enjoy the sereness of the area. While Talia layed next to Solo, and running her hands over his well muscled chest, she decided to see how well he'd take to her being... different than everyone else.
"Solo... do you ever think there's life on other worlds?" Talia asked.
"Huh... why'd you ask that all of a sudden." Solo asked, being a bit surprised by the question.
"Just cause... Now answer the question!" Talia said, being little more than demanding in her response.
"Well... I never thought much about it, but yeah... I suppose there would be other life out there. If there is... I'd like to meet someone from another world." Solo said, staring off into space.
"Oh... well... um... deary, you already have." With that, Talia's bracelet appeared, and she pushed a button on it, turning herself back into her pointy eared, blue skinned, blonde haired self.
"HOLY SHIT! TALIA, IS THAT REALLY YOU???" Solo exclaimed, being scared half to death.
"Unfortunately, this is the real me. I didn't want to scare people, so I turned into the beauty with the bouncy blonde hair, and hypnotized everyone in the Garden to think I was a normal resident there. I'm sorry I lied to you..." Talia started.
"Talia... I've never thought I'd let all my trainings of refinement go down the drain like it did the other day in the library. As long as you're honest with me from now on, I could care less that you lied. You see, these past days have been wonderful... I think I've fallen... fallen in love with you." Solo said.
"Well... here's the real kicker. I have to tell you this, otherwise I won't be able to ever be honest with you. I'm the inheritor of Madam Alluria's power. In other words, I'm the last Sorcerress of Sex." Talia said, not looking directly at Solo.
"You're the last what?" Solo asked, his face looking rather confused.
"The last Sorcerress of Sex. It means I'm the most desireable woman in the universe, and that if someone offers sex to me, there's no possible way I can turn it down...." Talia said, looking ashamed.
"Oh... I see. Well, I love you, and if that's what you are, I'll learn to live with it." Solo said, looking a bit saddened that the woman he loved would forever be a cheating little tramp. "There's no way to break that heritage of yours?"
"Well... actually there is... you just need to swallow a little something, and if you can swallow it, you really are the guy who will except me for what I am... See, the only way to break this curse of a heritage of mine is to find a man who will except me for what I am, and not how I act." Talia said, creating a bright pink ball that appeared to be made out of glass. "Just open wide, and if you can swallow this..." Talia started, before Solo snatched the bright pink ball, shoved it into his mouth, and swallowed the whole thing in one gulp. To Solo's surprise, the ball seemed to go like a liquid down his throat, and not like a solid object.
"Well, this is interesting. You're the first guy who's ever been able to even get it into his mouth, let alone swallow it." Talia said.
"What happens now that I swallowed the thing?" Solo asked.
"Oh... that. If you'd've let me finish, I would've explained that swallowing the ball meant that you'd become the only guy that I'd want to screw, and that you'd become the last sorceror of sex, meaning that you'd only want to fuck me, and that you'd be the most irristible guy in the universe. But, too late to tell you that now, Mr. Sorceror of Sex." Talia said, before kissing Solo, then start kissing her way down.
After a good couple hours of going at it, and still not getting tired out, the two decided they should head back to the garden. However, the trip was not to be unneventful.
"SOLO, DUCK!!!" Talia shouted, as she felt her ears twitch and shoved solo out of the way. Not two second after pushing solo out of the way did a giant Rose monster spring out of the ground and attacked Talia.
"Ahh, Princess Talia, We've finally found you. Queen Deglia, Ruler of all evil plants, and most evil and devious queen in all the universe demands your assistance." The rose monster bellowed.
With that, another plant monster appeared, and the two of them grabbed Talia and vanished.
"TALIA!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Was all Solo could say. Before heading back to the garden, Solo promised himself that he'd find a way to get his love back.
A parody of "Lovely Beggining"
A Gundam Wing/Final Fantasy 8 Crossover
By Insane Lord Akuma
Author's Notes: I don't own FF8, GW, or Lovely Beggining. Any resemblences to them is purely intentional, but I don't own them. So dun sue me!!! Oh, and if you like this fic, please review, and if you like enough to review it, refer it to your friends!
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Talia relaxed in the big comfy black leather lounge chair in Professor Kyle's room. She had always thought that men were like tires; that they were only good till they were worn out. However, she kept those thoughts to herself. For some reason, Solo was the only guy she'd ever done that had been able to keep going till she was ready to drop. She'd rather have spent the time she was going to have to spend with Kyle screwing Solo, but if she didn't do Kyle, he'd get her expelled from Garden for being a slut.
Sometimes Talia hated being a beautiful blonde with big boobs and an alluring ass, but she couldn't help it if she was irresistable to guys. It just made her feel more attractive than she already thought herself to be. Her thoughts slowly shifted to how long it took Kyle to teach a class. She was getting horny, and him not being there didn't make her urges any weaker.
Meanwhile, out in space.....
"NATINA!!! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE!!!" Iolite bellowed.
"I'M COMING, YOU WINDBAG!" Natina yelled, coming through a door. "Now what the hell did you call me out of my manticure for?"
"Do you know where our daughter is? She dissapeared out of here on me." Iolite said, sighing.
"WHAT??? How could you let this happen!?!?! If she gets caught by some of those... those BITCHES from other parts of the universe... I don't want to think of what they'll do to her... She is... special... and all." Natina said, the color draining from her face.
"Yes... I know... my power got to my head of how I demand all the people to obey my every word, down to the last little letter." Iolite sighed.
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DO THAT TO OUR DAUGHTER!!??!!??!!?!?!?! She's not going to listen to us! GOOD GODDESS WHAT AN IDIOT I'VE MARRIED!" Natina said, almost to the point of tears.
"WELL... IF YOU HADN'T GIVEN HER THAT NECKLACE FROM THAT BITCH... SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TURNED INTO WHAT SHE IS NOW!!!!" Iolite yelled back at Natina.
"IF I HADN'T???? YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WANTED OUR DAUGHTER TO BE... WHAT SHE IS NOW!!! YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WANTED HER TO HAVE THE NECKLACE OF MADAM ALLURIA!!! DON'T YOU DARE BLAME THIS ON ME, YOU OVER GROWN WIND BAG YOU!!!" Natina yelled, glaring daggers back at Iolite.
"Well... the important thing is that we find Talia before Deglia does..." the king finally said.
"Too true. Deglia will rip our daughter apart... if our daughter doesn't find someone who'll accept her for who she is first, that is..." Natina said, sounding hopeful.
Somewhere deep in the far out reaches of space...
"Thorn, Spike, Pricker... Have you found that little slut Talia yet?" An evil queen sitting on a thrown of prickly vines commanded.
"Unfortunately, I have nothing to report Queen Deglia, the most evil and devious ruler in all the Universe." A figure that looked like a walking rose said.
"CURSE YOU, THORN! YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING IMBECILE!" Queen Deglia cursed. "What about you, Spike?"
"She's on Earth... in a place called Garden. I haven't found out much more than that. There's three gardens on Earth, however, and I have found out that Princess Talia has a magic bracelet that can change her appearance. So it doesn't give me much to go on, but I can I find that little slut so that you may become the most attractive women in the universe, Queen Deglia, the most evil and devious ruler in all the universe." Spike said.
"At least ONE of my three evil doers is up to snuff. Here's some fertilizer for you, Spike. Go let those roots of yours soak up some of this special nourishment. Spike, Pricker, go track down that little slut and make triple sure she stays away from any guy that would except her for being the last sorceress of sex in the universe." Queen Deglia commanded.
Back on Earth...
Talia had spent a good twenty minutes tiring out Professor Kyle, then slipped over to Solo's room. Together, the two of them snuck out of the garden and to the hidden, secluded beach nearby that Solo had discovered accidently on one of his water mobile suit missions. There the two had lots of fun playing in the sand and swimming in the crystal clear waters warmed by the volcanoes that surrounded the enclosed bay. After a couple hours of playing in the area, the two layed down on the beach to enjoy the sereness of the area. While Talia layed next to Solo, and running her hands over his well muscled chest, she decided to see how well he'd take to her being... different than everyone else.
"Solo... do you ever think there's life on other worlds?" Talia asked.
"Huh... why'd you ask that all of a sudden." Solo asked, being a bit surprised by the question.
"Just cause... Now answer the question!" Talia said, being little more than demanding in her response.
"Well... I never thought much about it, but yeah... I suppose there would be other life out there. If there is... I'd like to meet someone from another world." Solo said, staring off into space.
"Oh... well... um... deary, you already have." With that, Talia's bracelet appeared, and she pushed a button on it, turning herself back into her pointy eared, blue skinned, blonde haired self.
"HOLY SHIT! TALIA, IS THAT REALLY YOU???" Solo exclaimed, being scared half to death.
"Unfortunately, this is the real me. I didn't want to scare people, so I turned into the beauty with the bouncy blonde hair, and hypnotized everyone in the Garden to think I was a normal resident there. I'm sorry I lied to you..." Talia started.
"Talia... I've never thought I'd let all my trainings of refinement go down the drain like it did the other day in the library. As long as you're honest with me from now on, I could care less that you lied. You see, these past days have been wonderful... I think I've fallen... fallen in love with you." Solo said.
"Well... here's the real kicker. I have to tell you this, otherwise I won't be able to ever be honest with you. I'm the inheritor of Madam Alluria's power. In other words, I'm the last Sorcerress of Sex." Talia said, not looking directly at Solo.
"You're the last what?" Solo asked, his face looking rather confused.
"The last Sorcerress of Sex. It means I'm the most desireable woman in the universe, and that if someone offers sex to me, there's no possible way I can turn it down...." Talia said, looking ashamed.
"Oh... I see. Well, I love you, and if that's what you are, I'll learn to live with it." Solo said, looking a bit saddened that the woman he loved would forever be a cheating little tramp. "There's no way to break that heritage of yours?"
"Well... actually there is... you just need to swallow a little something, and if you can swallow it, you really are the guy who will except me for what I am... See, the only way to break this curse of a heritage of mine is to find a man who will except me for what I am, and not how I act." Talia said, creating a bright pink ball that appeared to be made out of glass. "Just open wide, and if you can swallow this..." Talia started, before Solo snatched the bright pink ball, shoved it into his mouth, and swallowed the whole thing in one gulp. To Solo's surprise, the ball seemed to go like a liquid down his throat, and not like a solid object.
"Well, this is interesting. You're the first guy who's ever been able to even get it into his mouth, let alone swallow it." Talia said.
"What happens now that I swallowed the thing?" Solo asked.
"Oh... that. If you'd've let me finish, I would've explained that swallowing the ball meant that you'd become the only guy that I'd want to screw, and that you'd become the last sorceror of sex, meaning that you'd only want to fuck me, and that you'd be the most irristible guy in the universe. But, too late to tell you that now, Mr. Sorceror of Sex." Talia said, before kissing Solo, then start kissing her way down.
After a good couple hours of going at it, and still not getting tired out, the two decided they should head back to the garden. However, the trip was not to be unneventful.
"SOLO, DUCK!!!" Talia shouted, as she felt her ears twitch and shoved solo out of the way. Not two second after pushing solo out of the way did a giant Rose monster spring out of the ground and attacked Talia.
"Ahh, Princess Talia, We've finally found you. Queen Deglia, Ruler of all evil plants, and most evil and devious queen in all the universe demands your assistance." The rose monster bellowed.
With that, another plant monster appeared, and the two of them grabbed Talia and vanished.
"TALIA!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Was all Solo could say. Before heading back to the garden, Solo promised himself that he'd find a way to get his love back.