Silent Song
A Parody Of Lovely Beggining
A Gundam Wing/Final Fantasy 8 Crossover
By Insane Lord Akuma
Disclaimer: I Don't Own FF8 or GW. I'm just borrowing major key elements from both of them. Now, onto the story!
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"TALIA!!!!!!" Solo cried as he watched the hideous rose monster take away his precious princess. "Talia... I should've protected you... I'll find you, and save you, if it's the last thing I do..." Solo promised to himself.
Solo walked back to the giant Garden. Once he returned, he went to Professor Kyle's office, in hopes that the young professor would have some idea as to how to track down, and save Talia.
"Professor, sorry to bother you but, Talia has been captured by some hideous demon..." Solo started.
"SHE WHAT???? SHIT THIS IS BAD. IOLITE IS GONNA KILL ME!" Kyle stammered.
"Iolite? Who's that?"
"Iolite is King of Selecstains. He'll kill me for losing track of Princess Talia."
"WHAT??? YOU KNEW???? HOW THE HELL COULD YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME????" Solo bellowed at Kyle.
"No time to explain. We have to get Talia back. Follow me."
With that, Solo and Kyle raced through the halls of Garden, past all the freaky looking garden staff, and to the elevator. Once onto the elevator, Kyle pulled out a card, and swiped it through the card reader in the elevator. With that, the elevator descended down. Solo had no clue that there were lower levels of the garden. Down, the elevator still went, when finally, out of nowhere, an overly perky voice sounded.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BLOODY PASSWORD?!?!?!?" The voice shouted.
"Watch it, or you'll be eating raw liver for the next million years." Kyle said.
"SORRY! THAT WAS *LAST* WEEK'S PASSWORD!" The TPH (too perky for health) voice said. "You'll have to use this week's password, or I can't let you in!"
"FAITH, JUST LET ME IN OR.... OMEA O KOROSU!!!" Kyle said, angrilly.
"OI... THAT is the password. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! KYLE'S HERE!!!!" TPH girl said.
A door of light appeared out of nowhere in the elevator, and Kyle dragged Solo into a giant chamber, full of fancy high-tech equipment, and big machines hooked up to Guardian Forces. There were several people that looked like Talia in her alien form running a rampage building strange giant machines.
"KYLE!!!! OOOOH!!!! WHO'S THE HOT SEXY HUNK OF MAN YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU!!!" A girl with the same TPH voice from before shouted, coming towards Kyle. "No matter, he must be the one the princess snagged. Kyle's much sexier anyhow. He looks so much like his father, Wufei. So, what's the problem?"
"Talia's been kidnapped by Queen Deglia." Solo said glumly.
"SHE WHAT...?!?!?! SHIT. WE HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE! FOLLOW ME!" With that, Faith dragged Solo and Kyle over to a guy sitting behind a giant stack of books, blueprints, and lots of notes.
"Faith, what's wrong now?" The guy asked.
"SPIKE!!! TALIA'S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY DEGLIA!!!" Faith exclaimed in her TPH voice.
"SHIT! This is most serious. Time to try out the...?" Spike started.
"HAI!!!! and the...!" Faith interupted.
"Oh, I see. Well, I've been wanting to try out both of them for a long time... no better time than the present."
"What the hell is this guy talking about?" Solo asked.
"Oh, this is Spike, our head engineer down here. He designed all the gardens, and this reasearch center, and he's not even 15 yet." Kyle started...
"SHUT UP SHUJI CHANG!!! Now... let's activate the gardens." Spike said, getting very excited.
With that, all hell broke loose in the underground lab, as the preporations were made to activate the secret of the three gardens.
"Activate Retro Rockets!" SPike yelled
"Retro Rockets activated!" Faith yelled.
"Activate tranformulators!"
"Transformulators activated!"
With those commands, the Garden started to shake, then lifted off the ground.
"What the hell is going on???" Solo demanded.
"The three gardens are actually parts of two major space fortresses. Galbadia Garden splits apart into two parts, and one half joins with Trabia garden to become space fortresses Libra, and the other half joins with this garden, Balamb Garden, to form space fortress Peacemillion. Now come on. Before Libra and peacemillion form, we have to pick our suits." Kyle explained.
"Suits???" Solo asked, puzzled.
"Hai... we have to pick our GF-Suits." Kyle said.
"Yes, we've found a way to harness the power of the Guardian Forces, and use their powers to give Mobile Suits increased powers." Spike elaborated. "We've managed to harness several GFs into the suits. We've managed to put Quezacotl, Shiva, Ifrit, Siren, brothers, Diablos, Carbunkle, Leviathan, Cerberus, and Tonberry, and Cactuar all into suits, and have been deemed safe to use. The Bahamut, Alexander, and Eden suits are still being tested. Though we think we aren't going to let anyone use the Eden suit, as eden's collassal power is a bit too powerful for normal humans to withstand."
"I'll test the eden suit. Where is it?" Solo asked.
"You're crazy. You'd have to be a sorcerror to even stand a chance." Spike protested.
"I'm the last Sorcerror of Sex. Where's the damn suit???" Solo blurted out.
"Well... that's a different story. Eden is in the Galbadia half of Peacemillion. You'll have to wait for Libra and peacemillion to form. We should reach a high enough altititude soon enough, if my calculus is right, for the gardens to combine. If worse combes to worse, Libra and Peacemillion can combine into one Super Space Fortess. But the linking program for the two fortresses has never been 100%... Let's just hope that it doesn't come to that." Spike said.
Suddenly, the garden start to rumble, as Balamb and one half of Galbadia garden started to transform into a giant space fortress. After a lot of rumbling, The three gardens had transformed into two space fortresses.
Meanwhile...
"SO, my little pretty sex sorcerress, when you gunna give me your powers???" Queen Deglia demanded.
"I told you, when you eat my shit and die!!" Talia said defiantly.
"And I already told you that I was never going to do that, you little bitch!"
"So? Look who's talking Ms. Butt-Ugly-I'm-going-to-be-the-most-beautiful-woman-alive! Well, I got news for you, Bitch! I've found myself a sorcerror!" Talia said, glaring at the hideously horrid-looking queen.
"YOU WHAT????? YOU IGNORANT BRAT! I'LL NEVER BE THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE NOW!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Deglia shouted, taking several breaths during her long brigade of shouting.
"Like you'd be desirable, even WITH my power. You're still an ugly broad, bitch."
"You'll pay for that, you insolent little brat! SPIKE, THORN, KILL HER!!!"
A Parody Of Lovely Beggining
A Gundam Wing/Final Fantasy 8 Crossover
By Insane Lord Akuma
Disclaimer: I Don't Own FF8 or GW. I'm just borrowing major key elements from both of them. Now, onto the story!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"TALIA!!!!!!" Solo cried as he watched the hideous rose monster take away his precious princess. "Talia... I should've protected you... I'll find you, and save you, if it's the last thing I do..." Solo promised to himself.
Solo walked back to the giant Garden. Once he returned, he went to Professor Kyle's office, in hopes that the young professor would have some idea as to how to track down, and save Talia.
"Professor, sorry to bother you but, Talia has been captured by some hideous demon..." Solo started.
"SHE WHAT???? SHIT THIS IS BAD. IOLITE IS GONNA KILL ME!" Kyle stammered.
"Iolite? Who's that?"
"Iolite is King of Selecstains. He'll kill me for losing track of Princess Talia."
"WHAT??? YOU KNEW???? HOW THE HELL COULD YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME????" Solo bellowed at Kyle.
"No time to explain. We have to get Talia back. Follow me."
With that, Solo and Kyle raced through the halls of Garden, past all the freaky looking garden staff, and to the elevator. Once onto the elevator, Kyle pulled out a card, and swiped it through the card reader in the elevator. With that, the elevator descended down. Solo had no clue that there were lower levels of the garden. Down, the elevator still went, when finally, out of nowhere, an overly perky voice sounded.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BLOODY PASSWORD?!?!?!?" The voice shouted.
"Watch it, or you'll be eating raw liver for the next million years." Kyle said.
"SORRY! THAT WAS *LAST* WEEK'S PASSWORD!" The TPH (too perky for health) voice said. "You'll have to use this week's password, or I can't let you in!"
"FAITH, JUST LET ME IN OR.... OMEA O KOROSU!!!" Kyle said, angrilly.
"OI... THAT is the password. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! KYLE'S HERE!!!!" TPH girl said.
A door of light appeared out of nowhere in the elevator, and Kyle dragged Solo into a giant chamber, full of fancy high-tech equipment, and big machines hooked up to Guardian Forces. There were several people that looked like Talia in her alien form running a rampage building strange giant machines.
"KYLE!!!! OOOOH!!!! WHO'S THE HOT SEXY HUNK OF MAN YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU!!!" A girl with the same TPH voice from before shouted, coming towards Kyle. "No matter, he must be the one the princess snagged. Kyle's much sexier anyhow. He looks so much like his father, Wufei. So, what's the problem?"
"Talia's been kidnapped by Queen Deglia." Solo said glumly.
"SHE WHAT...?!?!?! SHIT. WE HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE! FOLLOW ME!" With that, Faith dragged Solo and Kyle over to a guy sitting behind a giant stack of books, blueprints, and lots of notes.
"Faith, what's wrong now?" The guy asked.
"SPIKE!!! TALIA'S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY DEGLIA!!!" Faith exclaimed in her TPH voice.
"SHIT! This is most serious. Time to try out the...?" Spike started.
"HAI!!!! and the...!" Faith interupted.
"Oh, I see. Well, I've been wanting to try out both of them for a long time... no better time than the present."
"What the hell is this guy talking about?" Solo asked.
"Oh, this is Spike, our head engineer down here. He designed all the gardens, and this reasearch center, and he's not even 15 yet." Kyle started...
"SHUT UP SHUJI CHANG!!! Now... let's activate the gardens." Spike said, getting very excited.
With that, all hell broke loose in the underground lab, as the preporations were made to activate the secret of the three gardens.
"Activate Retro Rockets!" SPike yelled
"Retro Rockets activated!" Faith yelled.
"Activate tranformulators!"
"Transformulators activated!"
With those commands, the Garden started to shake, then lifted off the ground.
"What the hell is going on???" Solo demanded.
"The three gardens are actually parts of two major space fortresses. Galbadia Garden splits apart into two parts, and one half joins with Trabia garden to become space fortresses Libra, and the other half joins with this garden, Balamb Garden, to form space fortress Peacemillion. Now come on. Before Libra and peacemillion form, we have to pick our suits." Kyle explained.
"Suits???" Solo asked, puzzled.
"Hai... we have to pick our GF-Suits." Kyle said.
"Yes, we've found a way to harness the power of the Guardian Forces, and use their powers to give Mobile Suits increased powers." Spike elaborated. "We've managed to harness several GFs into the suits. We've managed to put Quezacotl, Shiva, Ifrit, Siren, brothers, Diablos, Carbunkle, Leviathan, Cerberus, and Tonberry, and Cactuar all into suits, and have been deemed safe to use. The Bahamut, Alexander, and Eden suits are still being tested. Though we think we aren't going to let anyone use the Eden suit, as eden's collassal power is a bit too powerful for normal humans to withstand."
"I'll test the eden suit. Where is it?" Solo asked.
"You're crazy. You'd have to be a sorcerror to even stand a chance." Spike protested.
"I'm the last Sorcerror of Sex. Where's the damn suit???" Solo blurted out.
"Well... that's a different story. Eden is in the Galbadia half of Peacemillion. You'll have to wait for Libra and peacemillion to form. We should reach a high enough altititude soon enough, if my calculus is right, for the gardens to combine. If worse combes to worse, Libra and Peacemillion can combine into one Super Space Fortess. But the linking program for the two fortresses has never been 100%... Let's just hope that it doesn't come to that." Spike said.
Suddenly, the garden start to rumble, as Balamb and one half of Galbadia garden started to transform into a giant space fortress. After a lot of rumbling, The three gardens had transformed into two space fortresses.
Meanwhile...
"SO, my little pretty sex sorcerress, when you gunna give me your powers???" Queen Deglia demanded.
"I told you, when you eat my shit and die!!" Talia said defiantly.
"And I already told you that I was never going to do that, you little bitch!"
"So? Look who's talking Ms. Butt-Ugly-I'm-going-to-be-the-most-beautiful-woman-alive! Well, I got news for you, Bitch! I've found myself a sorcerror!" Talia said, glaring at the hideously horrid-looking queen.
"YOU WHAT????? YOU IGNORANT BRAT! I'LL NEVER BE THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE NOW!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Deglia shouted, taking several breaths during her long brigade of shouting.
"Like you'd be desirable, even WITH my power. You're still an ugly broad, bitch."
"You'll pay for that, you insolent little brat! SPIKE, THORN, KILL HER!!!"