Disclaimer: I'd like to see ONE PERSON who writes a fanfic and owns Zelda. Hahaha! Didn't think so...
The Misadventures of The World Of Zelda!
Starring: Morter: It's me ya dumb monkey!
Tails: She's on drugs
And Special Guests
Jim Raynor: This is Jimmy...NOT FORD
And Zeratul: Khas Nalada!
When we last left our heroes, they had just headed south. For those who have the game, you know its the swamp. If not...GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE BOX AND GET THE DAMN GAME!!
Morter: When the hell are we gonna get to the swamp? My feet are killing me, and you're killing chuchus!!
Tails: BUT IT'S FUN!!! _
Morter: Get off it, woman!
Tails: (Gets a twitch in her eye) What the *twitch* hell didya call me...*twitch*?
Morter: Ehe...nothing... ^_^;;
Tails: Thats what I thought...
Morter: Lets just go...all this typing's hurting!
Tails: Umm...dude? You're not typing. O.o
Morter: Oh yeah...ANYWAY!
*** Southern Swamp! Damn it smells!! ***
Morter: AHH! BATS!!! GAAAAAAAAH!!!! _ (hides behind Tails)
Tails: ...I wish you were a cat...then I can call you a PUSSY without me dying...
Morter: I heard that...
Tails: Let us continue...
Morter and Tails continue to walk along when they see......HIM!
Morter: Oh shit...how did he do that?
Tails: (Gets the twitch in her eye again) How the f*ck did he *twitch* come back to *twitch* life?
Tingle: Oh no...IT'S THE STRAIGHT PEOPLES! AAAH!!
(Mysterios Background Music) DUN DUN DUNNNN!!
Morter: (looks around) I really gotta know how they do that...
Tingle: I GAVE YOU ALL MY MAPS! What else do you want? My Teletubbies Blow-up Doll? My Finger-Me Elmo? My Barney Di--
Tails: STOP!!! _ I don't want any of that except you DEAD!
Morter: You go girl! ^_^
Tails: O.o;; Morter...?
Morter: Yessum?
Tails: Remind me to nueter you when we get home...
Morter: Okey-dok-- O.O
Tails: You wanna get 'im this time?
Morter: Ok...
Morter proceeds to do a bunch of weird arm movements, and then puts his fists together.
Morter: Super Ultra BEEEEEAAAAM!! (A large beam comes out of his fists, and it obliterates Tingle)
Tails: (Slaps Morter) STOP WATCHING POWER RANGERS!!
Morter: Pff, fine.
Tails: Lez go!
Morter: Aight lets--
***Night of the First Day: 60 Hours Remaining!***
Morter: GODDAMN IT! _
Tails: OOOOOH! LOOKIE!!! ^_^
Morter: What now...?
Tails: WOLFIIIIES!
Morter: (Takes out demonblade) They're mine!!
The Wolfos fall to the ground, multiple bullet wounds on them.
Tails: Who was THAT?!
Jim Raynor walks in, wearing a Marine Space Suit
Jim: This is Jimmy! ^_^
Chorus people hop in
Chorus: ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM! YEAH ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
Jim: (Shoots them dead) WRONG CAR!! _
Tails: (Cracks up)
Morter: Wonder why they put crack...
Tails: QUIET! _
Morter: Jim! What're you doin here?
Jim: I got lost...the goddamn AUTHOR brought me here!!
Morter: *Ahem* Err...uhh...gee...I wonder why he/she'd do that...Ehehe... ^_^;;
Jim: Yeah. Zeratul was brought here too. He's in the Archery.
Tails: Ok, lez go see this dudios.
So we walks into the Archery, to see Zeratul arguing with the Archery Keeper.
Zeratul: MY GOD, ARE YOU TERRANS THIS DUMB?! MY PSIONIC ABILITIES ARE MY OWN WEAPONS!!
AK: IT'S CHEATING! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE A BOW AND ARROW!
Zeratul: (Holds up his psionic made Bow & Arrows) WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS!!
AK: Cheating!!
Zeratul: (Smashes AK's face against the wall, and walks away with his prize) Damn Terran wouldn't gimme my teddy.
Morter: Erm....ya... O.o;;
Jim: Sorry...he's on anti-depressants...
Zeratul: ^_^
Well, this is too big to put in one chapter, so Ima split the Swamp.
PEACE! Review!!