Hey, kids! Guess what the new craze is now!! Pokemon. Not the electronic game or telivision show. We're talking about real, live, breathing Pokemon!!
How would you like to be the only kid on your block to have a live, breathing Pikachu? Or a Blastoise that can help dad wash the car? Or even a Jigglypuff to put your annoying little brother to sleep?
That's right, kids! Japan has just made these amazing creatures, and they're selling as fast as the new *NSYNC CD. How do you get one? Just ask your parents to call the new toll-free number and order you a Pokemon!
That number is 1-800-555-3434. You must be over 18 to call.
But what Pokemon is the best for you? Just choose from this list of all the available Pokemon:
Clefairy Jigglypuff Pikachu Ivysaur Ponita Squirtle Blastoise Charmander Evee
Japan is busy at work to make ALL the Pokemon available for purchase!! And each and every Pokemon come with a book to show you how to care for them!
These amazing new animals can help you do your chores, protect you from bullies, and be your best friend!! No kid should be without a Pokemon!
So order now! Each Pokemon is only $250.00! When you get your Pokemon you'll recieve:
A certificate with your Pokemon's name, age, and Element.
A carrier
A care book
A collar with a tag
So order today!
~OK, I made this fake ad for my cousin, and he believed it!! It was hard to remember all those Pokemon names, because I don't watch the show! I know it wasn't very good.~
*STACIE RUSSELL* offspringchica84@aol.com
How would you like to be the only kid on your block to have a live, breathing Pikachu? Or a Blastoise that can help dad wash the car? Or even a Jigglypuff to put your annoying little brother to sleep?
That's right, kids! Japan has just made these amazing creatures, and they're selling as fast as the new *NSYNC CD. How do you get one? Just ask your parents to call the new toll-free number and order you a Pokemon!
That number is 1-800-555-3434. You must be over 18 to call.
But what Pokemon is the best for you? Just choose from this list of all the available Pokemon:
Clefairy Jigglypuff Pikachu Ivysaur Ponita Squirtle Blastoise Charmander Evee
Japan is busy at work to make ALL the Pokemon available for purchase!! And each and every Pokemon come with a book to show you how to care for them!
These amazing new animals can help you do your chores, protect you from bullies, and be your best friend!! No kid should be without a Pokemon!
So order now! Each Pokemon is only $250.00! When you get your Pokemon you'll recieve:
A certificate with your Pokemon's name, age, and Element.
A carrier
A care book
A collar with a tag
So order today!
~OK, I made this fake ad for my cousin, and he believed it!! It was hard to remember all those Pokemon names, because I don't watch the show! I know it wasn't very good.~
*STACIE RUSSELL* offspringchica84@aol.com