Lady Marmalade - The Mutilated Weiss Version
By: Kyoryoku Nazo
Hey florists, go florists, soul florists, flow florists,
Hey florists, go florists, soul florists, flow florists,
We met Youji-san in 'Kitty in the House',
Makin' our flowers look neat,
He said "Hello my ladies, you wanna give it a go, ne?"
Gitchie, gitchie, this is Aya.
Gitchie, gitchie, fear his stare....
Mocha chocalatta Persia
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir (you know it)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi (I heard ya the first time)
We sat in the lobby while Ken freshened up,
Boy sure made my magnolias nice,
We'd never guess
They fight too, who knew?
Gitchie, gitchie, Omi's quiet.
Gitchie, gitchie, he likes porn.....?!?
Mocha chocalatta Birman
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? (name the place)
voulez-vous couchez avec moi? (what? over there?)
We come through with our weapons of assorted types,
Let them know we got that sword, too much wire to afford,
We're indepndant killers, some mistake us for Schwartz,
Say that one more time, and I'll kill all yours'
Disagree?
Well, then my friend, save your story
Or you'll end up just like Takatori
High matienance killers, these crossbows ain't toys,
Four bad-ass kitties, send the bill to Weiss Kreuz,
Hey florists, soul florists
Really need that dough florists,
We kick ass or shoot or stab or blast,
By the way, I hear Youji's got some *freaky* tastes,
You wanna gitchie, gitchie Aya?
Mocha, what you're tired?
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys!
One more time, come on!!
Flower Boys
Kitty Flower Boys
Flower Boys
Ooh, hey, hey, hey!
Touch of the katana will leave ya bruised
Colour of blue-paint and grapes,
Round a blind ally turn? When You Gonna Learn?
More, more, more! (naughty boy)
Back at the Flower Shop 9 ta 5
I heard they're all gay....nah, you think!
Off to their rooms they creep
Momoe-chan can't sleep.......... *sweatdrop*
More (Aya!), more (Youji!), more (don't even know who that one was...)
Gitchie, gitchie, Ken likes soccer
Gitchie, gitchie, Youji's hot
Mocha chocalatta YAOI
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? (can you say, 'lemon'?)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi? (did I mention that Youji's hot?)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? (the one thing I learned from French class)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Omi!
*Ken*
and YOUJI!
...Aya...
Can't forget Momoe
Kitty in the House
Kyory-sama here
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys
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Authors Notes:
I should probably be ashamed that this is my first entirely Weiss fic. I couldn't
help myself! Lady Marmalade and Velvet Underworld kept playing one after the other! Besides,
I wanted to do a good...ummm... let's call it a 'descent' job as spoofing this song. At
least I changed the words and made it rhyme, instead of just sticking character names in
front of the lines and leaving the lyrics. I'm orginal ^_^. Plus I wrote this at 2am...so,
if you wen't too scared, tell me what you think! Ja ne!
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WEISS KREUZ AND IT'S CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CREATORS
ORIGINAL SONG LYRICS TAKEN FROM THE MOULIN ROUGE SOUNDTRACK
ORIGINAL FICTION IS CONSIDERED PROPERTY OF KYORYOKU NAZO
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By: Kyoryoku Nazo
Hey florists, go florists, soul florists, flow florists,
Hey florists, go florists, soul florists, flow florists,
We met Youji-san in 'Kitty in the House',
Makin' our flowers look neat,
He said "Hello my ladies, you wanna give it a go, ne?"
Gitchie, gitchie, this is Aya.
Gitchie, gitchie, fear his stare....
Mocha chocalatta Persia
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir (you know it)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi (I heard ya the first time)
We sat in the lobby while Ken freshened up,
Boy sure made my magnolias nice,
We'd never guess
They fight too, who knew?
Gitchie, gitchie, Omi's quiet.
Gitchie, gitchie, he likes porn.....?!?
Mocha chocalatta Birman
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? (name the place)
voulez-vous couchez avec moi? (what? over there?)
We come through with our weapons of assorted types,
Let them know we got that sword, too much wire to afford,
We're indepndant killers, some mistake us for Schwartz,
Say that one more time, and I'll kill all yours'
Disagree?
Well, then my friend, save your story
Or you'll end up just like Takatori
High matienance killers, these crossbows ain't toys,
Four bad-ass kitties, send the bill to Weiss Kreuz,
Hey florists, soul florists
Really need that dough florists,
We kick ass or shoot or stab or blast,
By the way, I hear Youji's got some *freaky* tastes,
You wanna gitchie, gitchie Aya?
Mocha, what you're tired?
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys!
One more time, come on!!
Flower Boys
Kitty Flower Boys
Flower Boys
Ooh, hey, hey, hey!
Touch of the katana will leave ya bruised
Colour of blue-paint and grapes,
Round a blind ally turn? When You Gonna Learn?
More, more, more! (naughty boy)
Back at the Flower Shop 9 ta 5
I heard they're all gay....nah, you think!
Off to their rooms they creep
Momoe-chan can't sleep.......... *sweatdrop*
More (Aya!), more (Youji!), more (don't even know who that one was...)
Gitchie, gitchie, Ken likes soccer
Gitchie, gitchie, Youji's hot
Mocha chocalatta YAOI
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? (can you say, 'lemon'?)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi? (did I mention that Youji's hot?)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? (the one thing I learned from French class)
Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Omi!
*Ken*
and YOUJI!
...Aya...
Can't forget Momoe
Kitty in the House
Kyory-sama here
Pretty Kitty Flower Boys
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Authors Notes:
I should probably be ashamed that this is my first entirely Weiss fic. I couldn't
help myself! Lady Marmalade and Velvet Underworld kept playing one after the other! Besides,
I wanted to do a good...ummm... let's call it a 'descent' job as spoofing this song. At
least I changed the words and made it rhyme, instead of just sticking character names in
front of the lines and leaving the lyrics. I'm orginal ^_^. Plus I wrote this at 2am...so,
if you wen't too scared, tell me what you think! Ja ne!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*************************************
WEISS KREUZ AND IT'S CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CREATORS
ORIGINAL SONG LYRICS TAKEN FROM THE MOULIN ROUGE SOUNDTRACK
ORIGINAL FICTION IS CONSIDERED PROPERTY OF KYORYOKU NAZO
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