SOUTH PARK SENSHI'S

" You fucking bitch get the hell out of my way! " shouted Eric Cartman as a girl with blue hair ran into him in the hallway of South Park Elementry.

" Excuse me but I don't think we are allowed to speak with profain language in this perticular area." the girl said before walking into the Library.

Meanwhile, In the cafeteria, a girl with brunette hair was yelling at a boy with an orange coat on after he ran into her and spilt Pepsi Cola on her new sweater.

" This sweater is new I hope you know you will be paying for it you eskimo! " the girl shouted at the boy.She thought he looked like an eskimo because the hood of his long orange jacket covered his mouth.

" Lesbian! " Shouted the boy which came out as Lebia.

With that remark the girl punched the boy in the mouth and ran to the Library to meet up with her friends Ame, Rai and Mina. As she was running down the hall she ran into Rai. Rai had also ran into a rude boy. So far Rai, Ame and the brunette were all regreting they ever came to South Park,Colorado.

" Hello Lita, Hello Rai!" shouted Ame and Mina sounding annoyed. Lita was guessing that Ame and Mina had ran into some rude idiots too.

While Ame, Lita, Rai and Mina were looking at books they saw four boys walk into the Library. The four boys were a fat boy with three chins whom Ame had ran into, The eskimo-like boy whom Lita had ran into, The boy with the Terrance and Phillip shirt on and the boy with the hunting hat.

Suddenly the fat boy pointed at Ame and said to his friends loudly " Look it's the bitch I told you guys about! " However none of his friends were paying attention because they were all making google eyes at the girls. As soon as Cartman looked over and saw Mina flip her hair he knew he was in love. All the long, blonde, beautiful hair and those sexy blue eyes.

As soon as Library time was up Cartman waddled over to Mina.

" Hey babe I couldn't help but notice that you are just one sexy mama, how about me, you, Terrance, Phillip and Asses of Fire, huh? " suggested the boy.

" Well,OK! " Said Mina. " What about my friends though? " she asked the boy.

" Oh, well, I think Kyle is asking out the bitch with blue hair, Kenny likes the girl with the black hair and Stan totally dig's the brunette. " The boy replied.

" OK, all I need to know now is what time me and the girls should be ready by. " Mina told Cartman.

" Um, how does 7:30 tonight sound? " Cartman asked.

" Perfect " said Mina happily. "By the way, my name is Mina and these are my friends Ame, Lita and Rai,whats yours? " asked Mina, as she carefully pointed out each of her friends.

" My name is Eric, but, everbody around here calls me Cartman." the boy told Mina.

" Ok Cartman, well , I'll see you tonight or maybe later today I guess OK? "

WILL THE SAILOR SENSHI'S DATE WITH OUR COMEDIAN FRIENDS BE A LOVE CONNECTION OR A TOTAL BUMMER?...FIND OUT IN PART 2 OF SOUTH PARK SENSHIS!!