A/N: we is continuing it now...hope u likes it!!!
(Later, as in two hours later, Hermione and Corinne arrive at
Madison Cube I mean Square Garden.) (Elvis, and the other dude
[he was Voice2] meet them at the entrence with their tickets.)
Elvis: *looks Hermione over* Nice Shirt.
Hermione: BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Elvis: You're an alarm clock!
Corinne: Hi!!!! I'm Corinne, and this is Hermione...
Elvis: Hi Corinne, I'm Elvis. And this is Voice2.
Voice2: Hi! I'm Voice2! I'm a little dull 'cuz I was snorting
snow!
Elvis: He's a little dull anywhee.
Voice2: Tien!! C'est une petite crappo!!! *runs over to lick
the little frog*
Little Frog: *bites him*
Voice2: Owch! Tu est un femelle!
Corinne: Wuzzat mean?
Hermione: Ya don't wanna know, kid.
Elvis: It means 'BI--'*slap* *cries* Mummeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Hermione: *smiles* I feel special today.
Corinne: *grrrrr* *pulls everybody inside to their seats*
(Hermione and Elvis are sitting next to each other, but as
they are actually standing because there are no seats, she moves
to the other side of Corinne.)
(concert begins)
(soon it becomes to crowded for Elvis to move back next to
Hermione) (Needless to say, Hermione is happy 'cuz she thinks
Elvis is a perverted dork.)
(about halfway through the Eminem concert, Eminem pulls out
his magic 8-ball that turns into a meatball when it's happy.)
Eminem: So, do tu think that je should invite un audience
member up onto la stage? *shakes 8-ball* *reads aloud* That is
certain, you idiot. *looks at 8-ball* Okies. *8-ball turns into a
meatball* *Eminem yells to his guards* YO!!! CHUCK SOMEBODY UP
SUR LA STAGE, OR JE WILL SIC LE HAPPY MEATBALL ON YA!!!
Guard: *Chucks someone up on stage. The someone gets up, and
brushes herself off.*
Eminem: Hermione?
Hermione, who was the person chucked up on da stage: How do
you know my name? I happen to hate you.
Corinne's voice (from down in the audience): SHUT THE
BEEP UP!!!
Eminem: *frownz* You don't remember moi?
Hermione: I know you're Eminem and you're a freak.
Eminem: *frownz harder* Tu are Hermione Granger,
right?
Hermione Granger: Right. So?
Eminem: *grabs her shoulders and shakes her back and forth*
AND TU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE TON OWN ARCHENEMY???!!!
Hermione: *realizes who it is* DRACO!!!
Eminem: DUH!!!
Both: *hugz*
Both: *slapz*
Both: *kiss*
Both: *gagz*
Both: Sorry.
Both: @_@
Both: Why do you always do that???
Both: Stop copying me!
Both: *thinks a minute* I'm an idiot.
Both: You're an idiot.
(crowd throws cheese at Hermione for insulting Eminem who is
actually Draco.)
Hermione: So, how did you become Eminem? Eminem is Marshall
Mathers, and you're not Marshall Mathers.
Eminem who is actually Draco: *smiles sweetly, which looks
extremely odd on Eminem* Can je voit tu backstage after le
concert? *hands her a backstage @$$, I mean p@$$* And une for ta
sister. *hands her another backstage p@$$*
Hermione: Cool! Thanks Draco!
Eminem/Draco: JE SUIS NOT DRACO ANYMORE!!! SHUDDUP!!!
Hermione: Okay. *jumps down into the audience and hands
Corinne her backstage p@$$*
Corinne: Coolness! *singysongy* I'm gonna meet Emine-em! I'm
gonna meet Emine-em!
Elvis: Don't I get one?
Hermione: Of course not, you idiot!
Elvis: *sulks*
Hermione: =) Elvis Duran and the Z-morning poo.
Elvis: *sulks*
(The concert resumes, with Eminem talking in a wierd mix of English and French which is kinda annoyteringz to listen to after a while)
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