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CHAPTA THREE OF EMINEM: DUMB BLOND
*afta de concert*
Corinne: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir, voulez-vous couch--*getz slapped by Hermione who is royally pissed off at having to stay at this freakin' rap concert for one more second*
Elvis: ok, I will, except isn't that the wrong song? Isn't this an Eminem concert?
Hermione: *fumes* get your freaking perverted hands off my sister!!
Elvis: I didn't do anything! yet.
Cubby: *clueless* G-Get UR Freak On, g-get UR freak on, g-get ur freak on, g-get ur freak on, getcha getcha getcha getcha get ur freak on!!!!
Hermione: *slaps Cubby* STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cubby: I'm not singing. I'm rapping!
Hermione: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!
(they reach the security guard)
Hermione: I was supposed to meet Eminem backstage after the concert.
Security guard: Like, I know, like do you think I'm like stupid?
Corinne: Your talking like a valley girl!!!
Security Guard: Like, I'm not a like girl!!!!!
Everyone: Uhokay.
D/E's voice: WHERE THE F***ING F*** IS HERMIONE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Security guard: Like, dude, like come in Hermione!!!
Hermione: *thinks* ~loser~
Corinne: gitchi gitchi ya ya, mocha choco—sorry.
(Hermione glares at her)
(in D/E'sbackstage area)
(Um Actually his lounge-thingy-whatever that he gets kuz he's speeeeeeeeeeeecial)
Hermione: So why did you want to speak to me?
D/E: Because I love you.
Hermione: WHAT?!?!?!?!
D/E: You are so freaking gullible!!!!
Hermione: You aren't funnee.
D/E: *to the authors* stop calling me D/E!!!! Call me Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!!
Authors: *grin eeeeeeevilly* okay.
Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!!: So anyway, Hermione, I wanted to talk to you because I thought it was weird how you ended up coming to one of my concerts, and dressed likelike one of those freaky people that works in a Hot Topic.
Hermione: I DO work in a Hot Topic!!! *hits him with pocketbook* And my sister won tickets to the stupid concert. I didn't want to come. How did you become Eminem, anyway???
Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!!: I got pissed at this little kid called Marshall kuz he looked too much like me, so I killed him *all gasp* and people mistook me for him, so I decided to fulfill the dumb little kid's dream and become a freakin' dirty-mouthed gangsta rapper, and I figured people would lissen to me if I was a celebrity so I could spread all my $#I++y opinions around and twist the minds of little kids around too!!!!
Hermione: Uhwonderful.
Corinne: kewl!!!! *everyone stares at her*
Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!!: Thank you. For once.
Hermione: *lets out a stream of curse words that rival D/E/M/s's abilities*
Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!!: Hey!! You're not allowed to swear more than me!!!!!!
Hermione: *disses Britney and Christina and BSB and *NSYNC*
Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!!: HEY!!!!!! U can't do that either!!!!! Itz my trademark!!!!!
Hermione: I thought your trademark was being a dumbass.
Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!: You still can't insult more than meeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Hermione: Let's see about that!
Corinne, Elvis, Cubby, Security Guard, Girl That Sings Dido's Part in : FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTIFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione & Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!!: grrrrrrrr
Hermione: let's have an insult duel and I can prove that you aren't the most dirty-mouthed banana in the whole {edited} world!!!!!!!!
Draco or Eminem or Marshall or something!!!!: Okay! And I'll kick your ass!
Hermione: You can try.
(A person sets up a thing that looks like a boxing ring, and marilyn manson's Fight Song comes blaring through the speakers from every corner of the metallic pink ring)
(Hermione and Draco enter the rign and glare at each other)
A Dude: Begin!!!!
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