Alcohol vs. the G-Boys!

I dont own the G-Boys, but if I did I would hug 'em and squeeze 'em and 'cuddle 'em allllllll day! -stars in eyes-

I know there are others that have been wrote like this but -rolls eyes- I wanna write one too! -cries-

Quatre, unbelievably, decided he wanted to have a party. Since the war was over, the Gundam Pilots had a lot of free time on their hands. Quatre called up Trowa, who in turn called Wu-Fei, who in turn called Heero, who in turn went in to the bedroom and told Duo. They came over as soon as they could. Duo brought all the food (being the one that eats constantly), and Quatre had wine stocked up in the cellar. He went down and grabbed five bottles, each of them could have one...(Seems like a lot? Nah!)

They popped open the corks and the party was under way! They first decided to play some 'Truth or Dare' (The legendary game of all parties). Duo went first -hic , hic- "Heero, Truth or -hic- Dare?" Duo asked, his eyes getting a little swirly at this time.

"Dare," Heero said solemnly, the alcohol hadn't quite kicked in on him yet.

"I dare you tooooooo -hicthinkseyes widen- I know! But it's a surprise! Put this on and then come out!" Duo said handing him a box that popped out of no where. "You can try it on and then come out when your done," Duo stated, grinning happily. Quatre ran to grab the cam-corder, sensing that the outfit would be fit for the lenses. Heero slowly rose up and swayed in to the bathroom. He opened the box and his eyes almost popped out of his head.

"I am not wearing this Duo!" he screamed so that they could hear.

"No Chicken in this game, bud!" Duo yelled back.

"Come on, it can't be THAT bad!" Trowa muttered, considering all of the clown outfits he had worn. Heero walked out in a pink bunny suit, it had a little fluffy tail and limp little ears coming out of the head. Quatre turned on the cam-corder, only to get the finger, er...paw by Heero.

"Omae O Koruso, Quatre!" he said glaring at the camera while all the others started laughing. He sat down next to Duo.

"It's my turn, Duo Truth or Dare?" Heero asked. Duo grinned that sarcastic grin that only the God of Death can do, "Dare." Heero almost grinned at what he was gonna make Duo do.

"Strip," were the only words out of Heero. Wu-Fei got a bloody nose at these words and almost had to leave for the bathroom. Duo's eyes went wide...

"Nani?" was the only word he managed to sputter.

"You heard me, strip. Right here, right now," Heero repeated.

Duo sighed as he began to tug off his shirt, but was suddenly interrupted by Quatre. The blonde boy let out a grin and walked over to his record player. "Duo, when you strip, you have to do it right!" With that being said, the boy put an album on and a stripper sounding music came on. Duo rolled his eyes, regretting ever getting in to this game. Duo turned away from the boys, and then turned himself around, his braid flying. He figured that he may as well play along. I maen, why not? He took off the rubber band at the end of his braid and playfully flicked it at the bloody-nosed Wu-Fei. He slowly un-zipped his pants, letting them playfully hang off of his waist. He pulled them out, and suddenly dropped them, letting them fall to a mere pile at his ankles. Duo then paused, looking at boxers, "I don't have to take off those too, do I?"

"That was the dare," Heero stated, smirking at the half-naked man. Duo grabbed a pillow and took them off, not wanting to give the men that good of a show. He sat back down, giving Heero a glare with the pillow in his lap so noone could see -anything-.

It was Duo's turn again.

"Quatre, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

Duo knew that Quatre liked Trowa, and he also knew that Trowa liked Quatre back. This information coming in to his dirty little mind, he smirked.

"Time to play matchmaker," he said to himself.

"I dare you to kiss Trowa," he said with little devils beginning to form in his eyes. Quatre blushed a crimson shade, and looked to his right where Trowa was sitting. He got up and walked over to him, slowly bent down and placed his lips on Trowa's. He stayed like that for about three minutes until he broke the kiss and returned to his normal spot, his cheeks had by this time grown all the more red.

Trowa gave Quatre a wink, making the smaller boy's whole face flush.

"Let's not play Truth or Dare anymore," he stated, "let's play 'Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board."

The others nodded, but who are we gonna do it to? They all turned to Wu-Fei who didn't have the bloody nose anymore. Wu-Fei got up and backed away slowly. They all grabbed him and laid him down. They began chanting, "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board" (For those of you who don't know what this is, your spose' ta levitate off the ground when you do this) Wu-Fei didn't budge. This dissapointed them. So they went on to their next game...

To Be Continued...

Well, I wanted to stop to see if you all weren't bored out of your minds, LoL. Review if ya want me to go on!

By: MinakoChan