Alcohol vs. G-Boys

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Read parts 1&2 or you will be veeeeery confused.

Duo was giving Heero this smirk that only Shnigami can do. Heero was struggling to get away, but Duo had him pinned.

"BAKA! Lemme go!" Heero said glaring at Duo who refused and continued giving him that sly, sexy look. Heero suddenly though of something to get the boy off of him, "Hey Duo, look! Miss Brady just divorced Mr. Brady on TV!"

Duo scrambled to the TV while Heero ran away to hide somewhere.

"Hey! Hee-Chan, you tricked me, Star Wars is on!" he said and turned to where Heero -use- to be. Duo, realizing he had been doped, got extremely pissy, "If you don't come out, Im gonna do summore annoying cheeeeeers!" he threatened.

Heero scrambled out of the bathroom where he had re-changed miraculously in this short amount of time. He back in to the living room, "God, Duo if you even begin to -hum- another cheer, I will kill you!"

Duo grinned, "Gotcha!" he said as he ran up to Heero and tagged him.

"Tag, you're it!"

Duo ran behind Trowa, while Heero stood there.

"TAG, it's a GAMEyou ever heard of that? Even when you're drunk you are no fun!"

"Quuuuuuaaaatre! We need more alcohol!" Duo began complaining. Quatre scurried to get more. (You wanted more alcohol Keirra Maxwell, you got it. ) Quatre brought up another five bottles. This time it was a different brand, a much stronger one. Wu-Fei took one sip of it and spat it out, "W-what the hell is this stuff?"

"Cool! It makes my tongue go numb!" Duo stated, sticking his tongue out of his mouth and poking it with his finger. Quatre checked the bottle. " I didn't know wine could expire! It expired like seven years ago!" Quatre smiled, "One sip of this stuff and we are all going to totally lose it!"

By this time they had all already taken a sip, but Quatre was the first to show it. He suddenly fell, just fell, out of nowhere.

"Ow," he whined, trying to get back up, realizing his legs would not allow him to.

"Oh, crap, I'm stuck," he giggled.

They all shrugged and wobbled over to Quatre to sit in a circle. Wu-Fei (who has been rather neglected in this fic) suddenly clambered onto Heero's back.

"May I have a Piggy Back ride mommy?" he said with stars in his eyes. Heero, being in the drunken rage he is in, got up, and actually galloped, you hear me? GALLOPED around the room with Wu-Fei hanging onto his back. Heero made one circle around the room and then set Wu-Fei back down, nearly knocking over the rest of the pilots.

"Lucky dog," Duo mumbled to himself. Trowa suddenly slumped over. Quatre poked Trowa. "Trooowa? You alive?" he said poking the un-concious man. Quatre crossed his eyes. "I think he got tired, he's out cold," Quatre said cracking a goofy grin on his face.

"Guys, let's go to bed," Duo said as he fell asleep and landed in Heero's lap. Heero stared wide eyed at the sleeping Duo that lay in his lap.

"Eek," were the only words Heero could squeak out at this inappropriate scene, but soon he was out cold too and it was only Quatre and Wu-Fei.

What would anyone do in such a state? Have a staring contest, that's what! Why? 'Cause they are in a drunken rage, and cause the author wanted 'em too. ;; They stared at each other as the minutes rolled by, until suddenly Quatre blinked. "Justice is finally served!" were the words Wu-Fei let out before he, too, fainted. Not too long after that Quatre fell over backwards, letting out a long snore long before he actually hit the ground.

-Of course they are all gonna wake up with major hang overs, but it was worth it, ne? Oh, and also after the night was over Duo got to change outta the cheerleading suit. -

Tell me if you liked these three chapters!

The End

By: MinakoChan